And.... I figured it out.

[dough2]

Guys need to hit all 4 points

1. Funny/Romantic. Needs to make me laugh and be interesting. No boring awkward weirdos
2. Needs to be better looking than the boyfriends of my fellow female friends so they are envious of me.
3. Needs to be good at sex.
4. Needs to be employed

It's really that fucking simple.

 

[Britcel]

It really is

 

[MrCucumber]

TFW NEET

 

[wellthatsucks]

Check dis cord

 

[dough2]

Check dis cord

im on my PC rn, have my other discord logged into my laptop. also my paypal is softbanned AND -7 due to a chargeback so i can't buy a vps D:. gonna be like a week before the case gets resolved, and even than it's only a 50% chance i get the money back :'(

 

[wellthatsucks]

im on my PC rn, have my other discord logged into my laptop. also my paypal is softbanned AND -7 due to a chargeback so i can't buy a vps D:. gonna be like a week before the case gets resolved, and even than it's only a 50% chance i get the money back :'(

I can buy u it

 

[Deleted member 773]

The good looking part is the only important part and can make up for everything else.

Goodlooking = seems more funnier

unemployed = "don't care, he's good looking" (not to mention being goodlooking makes getting a job 10x easier)

Good at sex= easy orgasms from her because he has broad shoulders and a 9/10 face

So yeah the key to life is to be goodlooking.