And people say there’s no perks to being short

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Short people are good at Jestermaxxing.
 
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just wear airmaxes bud, and 2 inch lifts for tinder slays. You can fruad to claim 6'1 and I have to fraud to claim 5'11 :feelswah:
 
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just wear airmaxes bud, and 2 inch lifts for tinder slays. You can fruad to claim 6'1 and I have to fraud to claim 5'11 :feelswah:
You can't just wear heels to larp like you have longer limbs. It's not about limbs it's about overall bone structure
You can even determine someone's height by simply looking at the face
 
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You must be wearing stilts if you’re claiming 5’11
airmaxes is a 1.6 inch boost so 5'8.5, I can add 1.5 inch lifts to be 5'10 to which I will claim on dating apps 6ft :feelshah:
 
You can't just wear heels to larp like you have longer limbs. It's not about limbs it's about overall bone structure
You can even determine someone's height by simply looking at the face
if you're 5'10 your proportionate enough to claim 6ft with shoes that boost more than others, my plan is risky if he does the same thing it'll work better
 
This is jestermaxxing - people laugh AT you, not WITH you.

Being the "funny guy" makes you a clown and won't bring you sex even if you think making bitches launch will make them like you. It won't.
 

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