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Most highly skilled medical professionals advise against medial canthus surgery even in the best and most sanitary conditions.

Most plastic surgeons refuse to do the surgery at all and the ones that are okay with it make you fill out tons of legal papers in the very likely case something drastic goes wrong and you wind up blind or disfigured.

But what does this aspie retard youngcel @yvngbreadstick who saw a TikTok video of a guy talking about a "muh DIY canthoplasty" do?

He decides to pick up a razor blade and go ham on his shit.



Not only does he do no research in this subject at all, he fucks up the main point of the surgery which is to make the outward canthus point downward and cuts horizontally.

Yvngbreadstick says and I quote, "Buddy it literally works though like the past week my eyes have looked better I just had to redo it this week". Are you guys processing this? By the grace of God nothing goes wrong with him literally cutting his eye and he decides "you know what? I'm going to do it again, but DEEPER".

He claims that after cutting his literal eye that his vision is red and blurry and instead of going to the doctor he makes a thread in which he vents about how scared he is to wake up blind.

Dude.

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natural selection at work :bigbrain:
 
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I am going to make a PSA in #Looksmaxxing section trying to debunk this medial canthus cutting BS by showing actual quotes from board certified plastic surgeons
 
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natural selection at work :bigbrain:
1765862699892
 
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Also, only first 5 tags get pinged
 
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If that woman or a man. Ded srs
 
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this is beyond saddening, i don't even know why something like this was ever popularised and spread to kids, before i uninstalled that fuckass app i'd see countless of kids talking about muh diy surgeries.
 
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I am going to make a PSA in #Looksmaxxing section trying to debunk this medial canthus cutting BS by showing actual quotes from board certified plastic surgeons
You should and it should get stickied in the looksmaxxing section.

But bro like 1000 people have already done this
 
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this is beyond saddening, i don't even know why something like this was ever popularised and spread to kids, before i uninstalled that fuckass app i'd see countless of kids talking about muh diy surgeries.
Deleting TikTok was the best thing I ever did tbh
 
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Deleting TikTok was the best thing I ever did tbh
Yeah, i use reels now and blacklisted all topics that are corny (bp, looksmax, bonesmash, fnaf and etc.), my dopamine has never been happier :Comfy:
 
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But bro like 1000 people have already done this
Not like I do.
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also, @chadisbeingmade, why did this thread get unstickied after 5 hours :feelswah:
 
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If that woman or a man. Ded srs
I'm srs I can't tell

1000134001


Is this a woman that cut her hair too short and has a chain or is that a teenager trying to look like a foid.
 
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Dont even know why he cut it 😢 wont improve his nct
 
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Most highly skilled medical professionals advise against medial canthus surgery even in the best and most sanitary conditions.

Most plastic surgeons refuse to do the surgery at all and the ones that are okay with it make you fill out tons of legal papers in the very likely case something drastic goes wrong and you wind up blind or disfigured.

But what does this aspie retard youngcel @yvngbreadstick who saw a TikTok video of a guy talking about a "muh DIY canthoplasty" do?

He decides to pick up a razor blade and go ham on his shit.



Not only does he do no research in this subject at all, he fucks up the main point of the surgery which is to make the outward canthus point downward and cuts horizontally.

Yvngbreadstick says and I quote, "Buddy it literally works though like the past week my eyes have looked better I just had to redo it this week". Are you guys processing this? By the grace of God nothing goes wrong with him literally cutting his eye and he decides "you know what? I'm going to do it again, but DEEPER".

He claims that after cutting his literal eye that his vision is red and blurry and instead of going to the doctor he makes a thread in which he vents about how scared he is to wake up blind.

Dude.

@mcmentalonthemic @Feuerwehr @hax @valentine @davidlaidisme67 @whitebitchslayer @aidenltn17 @Dorogi @nsk4ll @iblamexyz @Bryce @Gengar @Hernan
Thats just brutal
Actually dont gaf tho its his own fault
 

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