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Niklaus Mikaelson

Niklaus Mikaelson

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Thank god i guessed right on the fact we matched before, brutal for guys that doesn't have it this easy, too bad i have plans today :trepidation:
 
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I am gonna marry soon a virgin hot blonde blue eyed woman thoughts? She is also 170cm
 
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christian bale GIF
 
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I can't cope with all these zoomer's ascending
 
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honestly tho its not 'muh brutal if you dont have it this easy' - because its not like you can message a girl endleslly and shell eventually meetup with you, shes either keen straight away (easy) or shes not (impossible) and theres 0 inbetween.

Literally easy mode or impossible mode therre is no other mode
 
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@Leo69 gonna have to sacrafice this foid for our tinder experiment at 8 if I get my sim to work, unless she wants to help us or let her use her sim 😈
 
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Cucked if u give these threads attention
 
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when are u gonna get that Slavic Stacy? Go to Ukraine bro
Got tinder premium, just gonna swipe a bit until I find Katya and make her come to me instead, not particularly happy about leaving my apartment
 
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JFL if you think I'm getting paid, I'm doing work so that I'm allowed to post brag threads constantly
Not a single pixel Xangsane
 
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JFL if you think I'm getting paid, I'm doing work so that I'm allowed to post brag threads constantly
Not a single euro?
 
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Got tinder premium, just gonna swipe a bit until I find Katya and make her come to me instead, not particularly happy about leaving my apartment
only use that shit for fucking the foids on there have high body counts and are not wife material

Go to a traditional country tbh
 
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True,
only use that shit for fucking the foids on there have high body counts and are not wife material

Go to a traditional country tbh
They're gonna immigrate to Denmark anyways once the war really starts, I'll just have to wait
 
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Being treated like an actual human must feel nice and calming.
 
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Thank god i don't live in murica, literally sometimes just send my home adress to a foid if she's cute as an opener and see wether she comes or not
 
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Thank god i don't live in murica, literally sometimes just send my home adress to a foid if she's cute as an opener and see wether she comes or not
My 6 PSL Chad friend never had situation like this in America, but he picks females that look clean, checks social media, Snapchat, and screens them in advance before meeting up. He also lives in a safe neighborhood and state, but yeah. Recently decided to meet girls in person, then go to their apartment once feel the vibe and trust. Just need to be more cautious for the most part, but if live in a good area, and screen the person, then should be safe.
 
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This is the classic Xangsane style aspie question. OP are you an Indian basement dweller or an AI?
 
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@Niko is a real human and the owner of @Xangsane @Leo69 @Niko @ReadBooksEveryday @Nims
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This is the classic Xangsane style aspie question. OP are you an Indian basement dweller or an AI?
He makes money off his YouTube channel Qoves and Tales and by moderating this forum
 
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keep going you're in line to become the next crisick
 
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@Niko is a real human and the owner of @Xangsane @Leo69 @Niko @ReadBooksEveryday @Nims

He makes money off his YouTube channel Qoves and Tales and by moderating this forum
I refuse to believe QOVES and Tails are affiliated.
 
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This is the classic Xangsane style aspie question. OP are you an Indian basement dweller or an AI?
nope he's a real abused narcy dog. muh i feel bad for who doesn't have it that easy. talking in english just to post convos on looksmax
 
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@Niko is a real human and the owner of @Xangsane @Leo69 @Niko @ReadBooksEveryday @Nims

He makes money off his YouTube channel Qoves and Tales and by moderating this forum
I would rather kms than have a manlet use his manlet fingers to type on my account. My words reach to the inner senses of the human psyche, a manlet's fingers can't even reach the cervix of a bitch
 
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nope he's a real abused narcy dog. muh i feel bad for who doesn't have it that easy. talking in english just to post convos on looksmax
She's an IB student, so she's not Danish
 
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@Leo69 gonna have to sacrafice this foid for our tinder experiment at 8 if I get my sim to work, unless she wants to help us or let her use her sim 😈
WHy the fuck are you drinking wine you fckn idiot

Your pretty boy looks will fade with that damaged ass liver. Look I know your Polish but use your IQ. I want to see you humpin and dumpin even in your 60s, not this cuck shit. Just fuck and leave
To be completely honest slayer to slayer count (of my 1bodycoutn to you) sometimes I dont even nut and leave. Cuz I know that shit will drain my soul out for work tomorrow ..
 
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honestly tho its not 'muh brutal if you dont have it this easy' - because its not like you can message a girl endleslly and shell eventually meetup with you, shes either keen straight away (easy) or shes not (impossible) and theres 0 inbetween.

Literally easy mode or impossible mode therre is no other mode
Hard disagree. If you‘re a medium-ugly normie you have to jestermax and entertain her until her other 3 Nikos she texted that evening flaked on her/weren‘t available.
 
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I am gonna marry soon a virgin hot blonde blue eyed woman thoughts? She is also 170cm
Same, but ginger instead of blonde
 
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Oh boy this place is becoming a fucking sect of the few narcies tagging each other in each bragging thread.
 
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Its fucking OVEEEER
 
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Do I even need to say it?
 
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Moneymaking & Success Mod​

Joe Biden Lol GIF
 
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Mogs my 0.04% match rate.

The superlike landwhale experiment from 2021 destroyed me. I basically superliked the most disgusting fat blobs of shit that I could find on Tinder... used 35 superlikes over the course of a week. Matches? 0. It left me in an existential crisis. Do I have to transcend my human form to even stand a chance of affection?

Is that how rigged the world is against me?
 
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Oh well, she came over anyways as I couldn't do the tinder experiment duo to cucked online support with the simcard :/ enjoy your night boyos i might be headed to bed 😇
 
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