Anti aging is bullshit

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If you have good bones you will look good even when you age
 
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My bones aren’t very good so anti aging is a must for me
 
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You can’t stop aging. It’s like stopping the time from going from 3:34 to 3:35. Just can’t happen
 
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Good bones->you look like skeletor when you're old
Bad bones->you look like melted cheese when you're old
Also, after some point(probably 70+) bones don't even matter. You will still end up looking like melted cheese.
 
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Reduce your number of breaths per minute
Turtles breath 3 breaths per minute and live 100 + years
 
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