Ants are attracted to cum and I can prove it

[imontheloose]

I sit down at my desk and open my porn folder. I scroll through all the weak nonsense such as hentai and loli until I get to my futa furry toddler nugget porn. I start jerking it and within two minutes I was covered in my own seed.

The speed at which I wanked made me incredibly tired so I laid down and went to sleep, hoping to dream of My Little Pony and their tight pussies.

I suddenly wake up and am very itchy. I look down in horror to see hundreds of little ants crawling over me, eating the sweet, sweet semen. The feeling of their little feet walking all over me was enough to make me bust again. This time, however, they noticed the source of the sweet nectar. They began forming lines and burrowing themselves into my foreskin. I arched my back and moaned loudly as they nibbled the head of my penis.

They began to go into my urethra and make little ant nests in the residue. I was thrashing on my bed because I wanted to nut again but I couldn't. My mum walks in to see this and she screams in horror. As soon as I turn my head to look, I busted the hottest, fattest nut I ever have. An explosion of ants rocket out of my penis and all over the floor.

My mum runs out in terror and I begin to finally clean up. Just the thought of what happened sent chills down my spine. I picked the few ants that were still alive and kept them in a jar. I couldn't wait to do it again.

 

[chadisbeingmade]

why did i post this?

 

[brotato78]

why did i post this?

its high iq

 

[7six8]

???????????????????????????????????

 

[imontheloose]

why did i post this?

What’s the login for @SlayerJonas ffs

 

[rraymond]

I sit down at my desk and open my porn folder. I scroll through all the weak nonsense such as hentai and loli until I get to my futa furry toddler nugget porn. I start jerking it and within two minutes I was covered in my own seed.

The speed at which I wanked made me incredibly tired so I laid down and went to sleep, hoping to dream of My Little Pony and their tight pussies.

I suddenly wake up and am very itchy. I look down in horror to see hundreds of little ants crawling over me, eating the sweet, sweet semen. The feeling of their little feet walking all over me was enough to make me bust again. This time, however, they noticed the source of the sweet nectar. They began forming lines and burrowing themselves into my foreskin. I arched my back and moaned loudly as they nibbled the head of my penis.

They began to go into my urethra and make little ant nests in the residue. I was thrashing on my bed because I wanted to nut again but I couldn't. My mum walks in to see this and she screams in horror. As soon as I turn my head to look, I busted the hottest, fattest nut I ever have. An explosion of ants rocket out of my penis and all over the floor.

My mum runs out in terror and I begin to finally clean up. Just the thought of what happened sent chills down my spine. I picked the few ants that were still alive and kept them in a jar. I couldn't wait to do it again.

high iq post

sent chills down my spine

is anybody else getting shivers right now??

 

[yussimania]

tales from Oxford

 

[Sceptical]

why is this in the serious prefix

 

[fantamaxxer]

Tales

 

[hyperbeast]

Bro

 

[Centurion_Hunter]

I sit down at my desk and open my porn folder. I scroll through all the weak nonsense such as hentai and loli until I get to my futa furry toddler nugget porn. I start jerking it and within two minutes I was covered in my own seed.

The speed at which I wanked made me incredibly tired so I laid down and went to sleep, hoping to dream of My Little Pony and their tight pussies.

I suddenly wake up and am very itchy. I look down in horror to see hundreds of little ants crawling over me, eating the sweet, sweet semen. The feeling of their little feet walking all over me was enough to make me bust again. This time, however, they noticed the source of the sweet nectar. They began forming lines and burrowing themselves into my foreskin. I arched my back and moaned loudly as they nibbled the head of my penis.

They began to go into my urethra and make little ant nests in the residue. I was thrashing on my bed because I wanted to nut again but I couldn't. My mum walks in to see this and she screams in horror. As soon as I turn my head to look, I busted the hottest, fattest nut I ever have. An explosion of ants rocket out of my penis and all over the floor.

My mum runs out in terror and I begin to finally clean up. Just the thought of what happened sent chills down my spine. I picked the few ants that were still alive and kept them in a jar. I couldn't wait to do it again.

when I was young I fell with my dick first into a colony of ants in the forest and they stung me
Maybe their venom causes me to have an above avg dick esp since I wasnt even in puberty so they mightve affected the nerves

 

[orgish.]

I sit down at my desk and open my porn folder. I scroll through all the weak nonsense such as hentai and loli until I get to my futa furry toddler nugget porn. I start jerking it and within two minutes I was covered in my own seed.

The speed at which I wanked made me incredibly tired so I laid down and went to sleep, hoping to dream of My Little Pony and their tight pussies.

I suddenly wake up and am very itchy. I look down in horror to see hundreds of little ants crawling over me, eating the sweet, sweet semen. The feeling of their little feet walking all over me was enough to make me bust again. This time, however, they noticed the source of the sweet nectar. They began forming lines and burrowing themselves into my foreskin. I arched my back and moaned loudly as they nibbled the head of my penis.

They began to go into my urethra and make little ant nests in the residue. I was thrashing on my bed because I wanted to nut again but I couldn't. My mum walks in to see this and she screams in horror. As soon as I turn my head to look, I busted the hottest, fattest nut I ever have. An explosion of ants rocket out of my penis and all over the floor.

My mum runs out in terror and I begin to finally clean up. Just the thought of what happened sent chills down my spine. I picked the few ants that were still alive and kept them in a jar. I couldn't wait to do it again.

Yeah I know

 

[imontheloose]

why is this in the serious prefix
View attachment 4511898

I slap, choke, stomach-punch, pussy-whip, and anally-rape my young wife every night and I don't pay her a penny.

 

[Sceptical]

I slap, choke, stomach-punch, pussy-whip, and anally-rape my young wife every night and I don't pay her a penny.

you really do all that in one night?

 

[imontheloose]

you really do all that in one night?

No, I sit here and post copypastas

 

[Professor Grey]

Botb

 

[wishIwasSalludon]

 

[Sceptical]

No, I sit here and post copypastas

no way
me too hahah

 

[imontheloose]

no way
me too hahah

This is me! Literally me! Nothing else can eben come CLOSE to relating to me like this! AT! ALL! There is NO way you can convince me that this is NOT me! This character could not possibly BE anymore me! It is me! NOBODY can convince me otherwise! If anyone approaches me on the topic of this not possibly being me, then I IMMEDIATELY SHUT. THEM. DOWN. with OBERWHELMING EBIDENCE that this character is me! This character is me! it is indisputable! Why anyone would try to argue that this character is not me is beyond me! If you held two pictures of me and this character side by side, you’d see no difference! I can safely look at this character every day and say “Yup, that’s me!!!!!!!”! I can practically SEE this character every time I look at myself in the mirror! I go outside and people stop ME to comment how similar I look and act to ME! I ME softly as I’m ME everyday this character is ME in every way! I can smile each ME I get out of ME every ME knowing that ME found ME with ME and ME know ME place in this ME! It’s really ME ME similar ME ME ME to ME, ME almost ME ME identical twin ME! When ME first saw ME, I had ME scary existential crisis! What if this character was the real ME and I was the fictional being?!?! What if this character actually became aware of my existence!?!?? Does this character have the ability to become ME???!?

 

[personalitymaxxer06]

I need to learn to dnr when im supposed to

 

[wishIwasSalludon]

Im going to test this theory out my self

 

[wishIwasSalludon]

I need to learn to dnr when im supposed to

cope

 

[Nectar]

Wtf

 

[imontheloose]

Im going to test this theory out my self

 

[wishIwasSalludon]

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im convinced you just have a folder saved of screenshots of things Ive said at this point

 

[hax]

speaking from experience:

 

[wewuzaryans134]

my futa furry toddler nugget porn

are you for real

 

[imontheloose]

im convinced you just have a folder saved of screenshots of things Ive said at this point

 

[imontheloose]

speaking from experience:

View attachment 4512035

I’m not gay. I AM straight. I love Titties, Vaginas, and Assholes (of girls). I love to have sex with girls with my penis. Gay people? Fucking awesome, But I am not one of them, nope I’m not.

 

[hax]

I’m not gay. I AM straight. I love Titties, Vaginas, and Assholes (of girls). I love to have sex with girls with my penis. Gay people? Fucking awesome, But I am not one of them, nope I’m not.

rhino isn't enough to fix how much your nose grew when saying this

 

[imontheloose]

rhino isn't enough to fix how much your nose grew when saying this

I’m a total dom top

 

[wishIwasSalludon]

View attachment 4512055

It’s not as bad as it seems

 

[imontheloose]

 

[hax]

I’m a total dom top

do i even need to say anything?

 

[imontheloose]

do i even need to say anything?

 

[hax]

View attachment 4512122

i was searching for a pic but all of them are "warning: 30%" worthy

 

[imontheloose]

i was searching for a pic but all of them are "warning: 30%" worthy

Proof?

 

[hax]

Proof?

if you wouldn't kiss him...

...you're mentally ill and going against your primal senses

looksmax.org

 

[imontheloose]

if you wouldn't kiss him...

...you're mentally ill and going against your primal senses

looksmax.org

 

[hax]

View attachment 4512155

santa keeps on missing the spot man...

 

[sick kunt31]

kys and send it me

 

[imontheloose]

santa keeps on missing the spot man...

 

[RichardSpencel]

Niggas cumming on female ants to avoid inceldom in 2026

 

[imontheloose]

Niggas cumming on female ants to avoid inceldom in 2026

£700 or do it the hard way. Niggas act ink until it’s really time to get grimey

 

[Cash💸]

I sit down at my desk and open my porn folder. I scroll through all the weak nonsense such as hentai and loli until I get to my futa furry toddler nugget porn. I start jerking it and within two minutes I was covered in my own seed.

The speed at which I wanked made me incredibly tired so I laid down and went to sleep, hoping to dream of My Little Pony and their tight pussies.

I suddenly wake up and am very itchy. I look down in horror to see hundreds of little ants crawling over me, eating the sweet, sweet semen. The feeling of their little feet walking all over me was enough to make me bust again. This time, however, they noticed the source of the sweet nectar. They began forming lines and burrowing themselves into my foreskin. I arched my back and moaned loudly as they nibbled the head of my penis.

They began to go into my urethra and make little ant nests in the residue. I was thrashing on my bed because I wanted to nut again but I couldn't. My mum walks in to see this and she screams in horror. As soon as I turn my head to look, I busted the hottest, fattest nut I ever have. An explosion of ants rocket out of my penis and all over the floor.

My mum runs out in terror and I begin to finally clean up. Just the thought of what happened sent chills down my spine. I picked the few ants that were still alive and kept them in a jar. I couldn't wait to do it again.

High iq

 

[inversions]

b

 

[imontheloose]

b

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