Any bankers on here?

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If you are a banker, where are you from, how much do you make and what exactly did you study? (MBA, CFA)
 
didnt know ur a bankercel
 
dont u miss ops. this forum was so active back then now its quite mundane
I miss him so much, a day doesn't go by without thinking about the lord:feelscry:
 
If you are a banker, where are you from, how much do you make and what exactly did you study? (MBA, CFA)
Getting into banking is more about connections than your qualifications.

Also, banking itself is a meme, JFL at working 13+ hour days just to get some used up roast.
Loser musicians get laid more than bankers.
 
Getting into banking is more about connections than your qualifications.

Also, banking itself is a meme, JFL at working 13+ hour days just to get some used up roast.
Loser musicians get laid more than bankers.
My family has connections, ofcourse it's a meme on its own, although it can bring the $$$$$ which can help you get surgery/status and eventually ascension.
 
Oy vey, Shalom goyim. You rang?
 
My family has connections, ofcourse it's a meme on its own, although it can bring the $$$$$ which can help you get surgery/status and eventually ascension.
Yeah, but are you willing to work 100 hour weeks til you're in your mid 30s so you can ascend?
 
Yeah, but are you willing to work 100 hour weeks til you're in your mid 30s so you can ascend?
Mid 30s? No, mid 20s? Yes.
 
Also, banking itself is a meme, JFL at working 13+ hour days just to get some used up roast.
do bankers work that much?
 
Oh NOOOOOO, wrong idea boyo, I'm halal.

are you sure dear goy? you wanna take out a loan? 50,000 dollars with interest. you may ask dear goy, why interest? because of the 666 gorillion boyo. don't question it, just hand over the money. don't be antisemitic. OY VEY
 
are you sure dear goy? you wanna take out a loan? 50,000 dollars with interest. you may ask dear goy, why interest? because of the 666 gorillion boyo. don't question it, just hand over the money. don't be antisemitic. OY VEY
Yes, I'm positive.
do bankers work that much?
He is over exaggerating, tbh.
 
do bankers work that much?
Yes, I'm positive.

He is over exaggerating, tbh.

70 hours a week is the minimum, that's still 10h a day, 7 days a week, but a lot of banks give their bankers a day off every week, so you end up working only 11-12h a day 6 days a week, and that's on the low side.
http://www.askivy.net/articles/inve...lifestyle/working-hours-in-investment-banking

Someone died to being overworked after working 72h with no sleep
https://www.theguardian.com/business/2013/nov/22/moritz-erhardt-merrill-lynch-intern-dead-inquest

Luckily goldman Sachs is nice enough to limit intern days to 17 hours a day!
https://www.salon.com/2015/06/18/go...s_after_death_of_bank_of_america_corp_intern/


Also, this is only the case if you get the position.
Hundreds of people from top tier unis apply for IB positions (think 1000 people per vacancy), so your chances are extremely slim from the get go.
 
My field (I/O psychology and organization development) is much better.
 
70 hours a week is the minimum, that's still 10h a day, 7 days a week, but a lot of banks give their bankers a day off every week, so you end up working only 11-12h a day 6 days a week, and that's on the low side.
http://www.askivy.net/articles/inve...lifestyle/working-hours-in-investment-banking

Someone died to being overworked after working 72h with no sleep
https://www.theguardian.com/business/2013/nov/22/moritz-erhardt-merrill-lynch-intern-dead-inquest

Luckily goldman Sachs is nice enough to limit intern days to 17 hours a day!
https://www.salon.com/2015/06/18/go...s_after_death_of_bank_of_america_corp_intern/


Also, this is only the case if you get the position.
Hundreds of people from top tier unis apply for IB positions (think 1000 people per vacancy), so your chances are extremely slim from the get go.
The first article says 70-100 hrs per week, I can handle that. Plus, these articles relate to us/uk, I will most likely be working in Dubai and I know the hours there aren't as harsh.
 
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The first article says 70-100 hrs per week, I can handle that. Plus, these articles relate to us/uk, I will most likely be working in Dubai and I know the hours there aren't as harsh.
Dubai? Are you arab? Or white?
 
I'm not a banker, but I work in the finance sector. Have a Bachelor of Economics and am completing a Bachelor of Accounting part time.
From the Mid East. Make US$50,000 p.a.
I'm only an intern shitkicker atm though
mandatory - 40 hours, though with overtime, it is usually 50+
 
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Most employees at my bank look incel : fat, beer belly, balding, glasses, pale skin etc.

There's only one high T Chaddam banker who probably slays.
 
Yes I'm a jew
 

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