any high schoolers who have a crush on a blonde foid, GTFIH

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Here's a classic punk/emo song about a high schooler with a crush on a blonde foid (incidentally, my high school oneitis was blonde):

 
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Blondes are cool, idk if they age well tho
 
Crushes bring nothing but false hope and broken dreams
 
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I never had any crush on a woman
 
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Here's a classic punk/emo song about a high schooler with a crush on a blonde foid (incidentally, my high school oneitis was blonde):


what am i supposed to do with this
is it gonna fix my failios
is it gonna make her love me
 
Chad fucks her while we listen to this 💔
 
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a man wearing headphones in a library with the city tv logo visible
 
Crushes bring nothing but false hope and broken dreams
The singer of the song I posted ultimately dated (and got burned by) his crush.

The breakup spurred a series of songs that led to a major record deal. He's now famous and wealthy. The crush worked out well for him.
 
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Here's a classic punk/emo song about a high schooler with a crush on a blonde foid (incidentally, my high school oneitis was blonde):


dude how old r u man holy fuck? ur prob same age as my mom :forcedsmile::forcedsmile:
 
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what am i supposed to do with this
is it gonna fix my failios
is it gonna make her love me
It won't fix your failures or make her love you. It's just a good song anyone who's ever had a crush can probably relate to.
 
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im gonna go fuck my gf to this song ty for idea
If your girlfriend is blonde, that'll be hilarious.

Extra hilarious if her name rhymes with Mindy
 
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I'm 34.

The singer is 41 now
brutal my mom is 43 :lul::lul::lul::lul: my moms a millennial too and im 18 dude thats so fucking brutal. HAHAHAHHAA

nigga is talking to people the same age his kids should be
 
brutal my mom is 43 :lul::lul::lul::lul: my moms a millennial too and im 18 dude thats so fucking brutal. HAHAHAHHAA

nigga is talking to people the same age his kids should be
When asked why I'm on this forum at 34, my answer is always the same: The factors that make us incels don't magically go away when we reach a certain age
 
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My blonde oneitis when we were in high school

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Here's a classic punk/emo song about a high schooler with a crush on a blonde foid (incidentally, my high school oneitis was blonde):


not sure if you saw my thread but i made a post about how i (a highschooler) have a crush on my blonde french teacher
 
When asked why I'm on this forum at 34, my answer is always the same: The factors that make us incels don't magically go away when we reach a certain age
difference is most of us will probably get a gf and not be incel in 30s, its something crazy like only 2% of men over 30 are virgins.
 
not sure if you saw my thread but i made a post about how i (a highschooler) have a crush on my blonde french teacher
I just found the thread (I looked it up after you mentioned it)

When I was in 7th grade (and saw The Ring), I developed a bigtime crush on Naomi Watts.

Here's what Naomi Watts looked like in the movie :love:

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difference is most of us will probably get a gf and not be incel in 30s, its something crazy like only 2% of men over 30 are virgins.
I'm no virgin.

Even if you don't count escorts, I've had 9 free partners.

Yet 8 of those partners took place when I was 20-23. I've only had free sex once in the past decade (that's why I say inceldom becomes worse with age)
 
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I'm no virgin.

Even if you don't count escorts, I've had 9 free partners.

Yet 8 of those partners took place when I was 20-23. I've only had free sex once in the past decade (that's why I say inceldom becomes worse with age)
lol nvm
 
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My core problem is I never really learned how to get laid the traditional way.

That free sex when I was 20-23 came entirely from online...with the exception of this homeless foid who followed me home at 23 (and fucked me)

Yet even online methods are harder now than they were when I was in my early 20s.

My last instance of free sex (a few months before I turned 30) came from a hot slutty Latina who worked in my condo building. It took 2 years of flirting before I finally got her cooch.
 
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I just found the thread (I looked it up after you mentioned it)

When I was in 7th grade (and saw The Ring), I developed a bigtime crush on Naomi Watts.

Here's what Naomi Watts looked like in the movie :love:

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my french teacher actually looks somewhat like her she has blue eyes too
 
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my french teacher actually looks somewhat like her she has blue eyes too
All the more reason your French teacher sounds like a hottie
 
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