Any quick tips for me drinking for the first time

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I’m drinking with a friend and this retarded girl again I don’t even care about her I just want to get drunk lmao

thoughts bros? It’s beer and vodka
 
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happening in the next 10 min do me right looksmax bros help me out
 
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Laugh now cry later
 
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Drink some water to not get hungover after
 
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Drinking first time? Jfl how old are u?
 
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Are you Slovene or Serb?
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But i thought Slovenes larped as Central European Slavogermanics and not Balkanite?
Not larping, so many girls with natural blond hair and girls with blue/green eyes in my country tbh. Pale skin is also much more common than in other Balkan countries. But geographically we still fall under Balkan.

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Try to not drink different types of alcohol at once. Stick with either the beer or the vodka.

You will probably get drunk after only a couple drinks so don't go too hard.

Drink water and try to eat something.

Don't drive drunk.
 
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Not larping, so many girls with natural blond hair and girls with blue/green eyes in my country tbh. Pale skin is also much more common than in other Balkan countries. But geographically we still fall under Balkan.

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Well i mean that is subjective, croats are also more blonde then serbs and serbs are more blonde then bulgarians, and germans are more blonde then slovenes. This isn't a good measure to what is Balkan and what not tbh. I consider Slovenia mostly Central Europe tho still cause of history linked to Germans. For me Balkans are most of Croatia, Serbia, Bosnia, Montenegro, Albania, Macedonia, Bulgaria, European Turkey, Romania except the northern part, basically Bucharest and the surrounding places. Now Greece is also divided, i consider the Islands, Peloponnese and Athens to be non Balkan, but t
central and northern Greece to be Balkan
 
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Just enjoy
 
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Get a handle of vodka, chug half right out, then fill it with coke and sip on it through the night but ONLY speak portuguese, what they will never tell you is that speaking Portuguese makes it impossible for you to get drunk. But make sure all the bitches get drunk. Then you rape them
 
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tastes pretty shitty imo and takes fucken ages to have an effect. its good for chugging for the boys tho cause it wont make u drunk much
doesnt really taste of much but can burn throat if you drink it NEAT (meaning, straight out the bottle. personally i mix 60mL (=2 standard drinks) with a fuckton of ice and shake it in a bottle and then it is a much more enjoyable experience. i dont know how niggas drink vodka straight when its warm tbh
 
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I’m drinking with a friend and this retarded girl again I don’t even care about her I just want to get drunk lmao
dont get retarded mode drunk tbh it ruins all the fun when u literally cant function

u gotta know when to stop but idk what that is for u
 
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Don't drink too much otherwise you're gonna puke
 
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Watch what you say
 
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tastes pretty shitty imo and takes fucken ages to have an effect. its good for chugging for the boys tho cause it wont make u drunk much

doesnt really taste of much but can burn throat if you drink it NEAT (meaning, straight out the bottle. personally i mix 60mL (=2 standard drinks) with a fuckton of ice and shake it in a bottle and then it is a much more enjoyable experience. i dont know how niggas drink vodka straight when its warm tbh
Two pints of beer get me buzzed jfl
 
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Still aren't you 20?? Jfl wierd af first time alcohol so late, fekin burgercels :feelskek:
 
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Two pints of beer get me buzzed jfl
Beer also gets me drunk pretty fast

But i never drink it too so that might be why

Idk why there is no cross-tolerance from harder beverages like vodka and rum that i usually drink - to beer

Weird shit
 
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Beer also gets me drunk pretty fast

But i never drink it too so that might be why

Idk why there is no cross-tolerance from harder beverages like vodka and rum that i usually drink - to beer

Weird shit
Tbh, 1.5 liters of beer which is like 1.5 euros where i live gets me perfectly drunk jfl
 
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Level 1: feels good. Your head goes into the music and the people around you. You feel happy

Level 2: low inhibition and your self awareness goes down. You might say things that you are thinking without realizing their effects on others etc. And confident to dance and flirty and whatever.

Level 3: you are blackedout and throwing up and then you are regretting ever drinking and you promise yourself you will never drink again and you have a huge headache and vomit 5 times.



Stay between 1 and 2
 
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Level 1: feels good. Your head goes into the music and the people around you. You feel happy

Level 2: low inhibition and your self awareness goes down. You might say things that you are thinking without realizing their effects on others etc. And confident to dance and flirty and whatever.

Level 3: you are blackedout and throwing up and then you are regretting ever drinking and you promise yourself you will never drink again and you have a huge headache and vomit 5 times.



Stay between 1 and 2
Stage 1 is the best actually, it's where the mild euphoria is, but you are still open and can have a good time and be confident, state 2 there is almost no euphoria but just very low inhibition and retarded coordination
 
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Stage 1 is the best actually, it's where the mild euphoria is, but you are still open and can have a good time and be confident, state 2 there is almost no euphoria but just very low inhibition and retarded coordination
But for pussie men stage 2 might be better to do whatever they want and get on the dance floor and with women
 
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Holy fucking shit I’m so drunk right now I honestly am not sure if I could walk I can hardly type everything is so ducking weird holy shit lmao holy shit lmao holy shit lmao
 
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Everything is hazy the keyboard is moving so fast these thoughts are impulsive holy shit lmao
 
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and this retarded girl again I don’t even care about her I just want to get drunk lmao
you wanna fuck her so bad jfl
 
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I can hardly read anything and every moment seems to make everything worse and worse I’m definitely drunk I just feel all over the fucking place
 
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you wanna fuck her so bad jfl
It didn’t work I was drunk and she told me she didn’t like me so I just fucking left we got in an argument
 
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I wonder if you puked. Stay safe. Liquor before beer, you're in the clear. Beer before liquor, will make you sicker.
 
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drink beer first and then vodka, never drink beer after vodka or any "heavier" alchohol after smth like beer because its guaranteed you will vomit
 
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Wait aren’t you like 19? How have you never gotten drunk?
I’m drinking with a friend and this retarded girl again I don’t even care about her I just want to get drunk lmao

thoughts bros? It’s beer and vodka
 
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I wonder if you puked. Stay safe. Liquor before beer, you're in the clear. Beer before liquor, will make you sicker.
I had beer then liquor and never threw up or anything
 
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drink beer first and then vodka, never drink beer after vodka or any "heavier" alchohol after smth like beer because its guaranteed you will vomit
I drank beer and vodka at the same time I didn’t get sick at all
 
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@BigBoy i became super retarded with the girl when drunk and was openly sexual and flirty with her even though she was mad at me lmao
 
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Eat far before you drink.
Don't drink too much, u'll feel like shit if u do.
Girls get drunker faster than men, so drink as much as the foid and you'll be fine.
 
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drink beer first and then vodka, never drink beer after vodka or any "heavier" alchohol after smth like beer because its guaranteed you will vomit
u literally contradict urself in the second part of ur sentence, retard.
 
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Eat far before you drink.
Don't drink too much, u'll feel like shit if u do.
Girls get drunker faster than men, so drink as much as the foid and you'll be fine.
I drank way too much and felt like shit the next day. Well now I know. I drank the equivalent of about 6 beers.
 
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I drank way too much and felt like shit the next day. Well now I know. I drank the equivalent of about 6 beers.
u need to drink a fuck ton of water after u drink a fuck ton of alcohol.
 
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Holy fucking shit it’s about 36 hours later and the alcohol is finally fully out my system I finally feel normal. First thoughts? Dear fucking god alcohol is literally horrible with hangover. Felt like I was a rotting corpse yesterday.
 
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u need to drink a fuck ton of water after u drink a fuck ton of alcohol.
Now I know. Honestly I ain’t beat up about it everything’s an experience right? Like now I’ve felt why you gotta drink water.
 
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Holy fucking shit it’s about 36 hours later and the alcohol is finally fully out my system I finally feel normal. First thoughts? Dear fucking god alcohol is literally horrible with hangover. Felt like I was a rotting corpse yesterday.
u dont get hangover if u drink a fuck ton of water right before u go to sleep, also if u eat fat u get less hungover. also alcohol = upregulate estrogen receptors.
 
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u dont get hangover if u drink a fuck ton of water right before u go to sleep, also if u eat fat u get less hungover. also alcohol = upregulate estrogen receptors.
Aww fuck man thanks a shit ton for this wisdom. See I didn’t fully realize what a hangover was I didn’t know what being drunk was like I didn’t know any of that. Well now I do.
 
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u literally contradict urself in the second part of ur sentence, retard.
ngl I worded it badly, I meant:

first you drink beer then vodka ok

first you drink vodka and then beer bad
 
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ngl I worded it badly, I meant:

first you drink beer then vodka ok

first you drink vodka and then beer bad
Yeah I drunk beer first then vodka luckily
 
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