Any softmaxxes for palpebral fissure width to height?

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I was wondering if theres any softmaxxes to help improve your palpebral fissures width to height ratio besides just squintmaxxing. it looks really obvious when i squint in public and i need to improve my palpebral fissures asap

 

[orbguy]

stab needles into your eyes

 

[pslgod69]

Cut medial canthus