Anybody got some good jokes I can use on a girl

[Deleted member 6118]

Tryna Impress a girl w some mad jokes. Any good ones ?.. bluepiller btw so I don’t want offensive comments please. Thx ;-;View attachment 382312

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Dumbass cooking not funny

 

[janoycresva]

ask if you can give her armpits a pit stop

 

[Deleted member 5818]

No point in doing jokes over text, most of a joke is about delivery and it can just get misinterpreted over text

 

[KingOfRome]

Show her your dick

 

[Deleted member 6492]

Tryna Impress a girl

that's a good joke
just send her this thread

 

[Deleted member 6118]

ask if you can give her armpits a pit stop

I’ve tried something similar but w her feet it didn’t fly.. I’m a foot guy

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that's a good joke
just send her this thread

Well I see

 

[Turanid_Bull]

I don't have jokes but make sure you don't drag it for too long. Reddit is full of posts like that and its literal cringe and the girls feels the timidity too.

 

[Deleted member 5683]

teehee

 

[Deleted member 6118]

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that's a good joke
just send her this thread

Face off is such a good film

 

[Arkantos]

ask if you can give her armpits a pit stop

 

[Lars]

the funniest people are the most spontaneoust people that can make jokes relevant to the conversation not a stupid joke from an incel forum

 

[Deleted member 5683]

the funniest people are the most spontaneoust people that can make jokes relevant to the conversation not a stupid joke from an incel forum

Brutal pill

 

[Deleted member 4053]

pain

 

[MusicMaxxingMidget]

You have to make fun of them, if you do jokes you'll look like a clown like a fellow mexican guy I sat next to in college who tried to handle the two girls that I made laugh and giggle and abandoned afterwards.

Shit made me cringe and I felt the awkward air and the annoyed 'ehhh' emanating from both the girls

 

[homesick]

dont tell her a joke bro
let her try to make you laugh instead

 

[Arkantos]

idk any

 

[basedfedoracel]

my mans talking bout some mad jokes LMAOO

 

[Mediocre Normalfag]

Brutal pill

Not really a brutal pill. More just common sense.

 

[Deleted member 5683]

Not really a brutal pill. More just common sense.

Tell that to jestermaxxers

 

[Deleted member 5694]

Dude why is u posting here. Gentlemen this man is a redpilled slayer chad irl and came here to mog

 

[Deleted member 4209]

 

[Deleted member 3043]

Show her your dick

show you her dick

 

[goat2x]

Why does an incel get turned on by a credit card reader?
It's the only time they get asked to 'please insert'

 

[Deleted member 1560]

What did the alien say when he interrupted a couple during sex?

I cum in peace

 

[Deleted member 502]

" It's the police ma'm, Your son's been hit by a drunk driver. He's dead."

 

[Bewusst]

"Omfg, you must have fallen from heaven!"

- "Aw, thanks, that's so nice teehee"

"...cause your face looks like you landed on it"

 

[RobticaI]

Yo mama is so ugly that she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Yo mama is so ugly that people go as her for Halloween.

Yo mama is so ugly that the government moved Halloween to her birthday.

Yo mama is so ugly that they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.

Yo mama is so ugly that when she plays Mortal Kombat, Scorpion tells her to "Stay Over There!"

Yo mama is so ugly that when she goes to the therapist, he makes her lie on the couch face down.

 

[MyFUTUREisBLEAK]

Jokes are defined if you by how you look. If you look deformed she can just laugh at you. If you are goodlooking enough you can just say anything and shell laugh.

Also try knock, knock jokes.

 

[eduardkoopman]

Obviously some pua made a concept about funny-ing you way into a woman pants. Yestermaxxing.

I recal Dating Guru, David deangelo, had the main concept of cocky-funny comedy.

My personal opinion. It may help a litle, but it's to little of an factor to concern about alot or even any. Just trying to be a bit fun, and funny in daily life should be enough. Chicks knows within seconds, if they digg you or not. so.

 

[Julian]

I say whatever and they laugh, be good looking and they will laugh at anything you say

 

[stuckneworleans]

what is this cuck bluepill cringe

 

[godlikesz]

tell her ur so beautiful that i wanna fuck you doggystyle all day long

 

[Deleted member 6128]

Damn if ur not a funny guy u can’t make funny jokes simple

 

[SpearOfOrion]

I don't have jokes but make sure you don't drag it for too long. Reddit is full of posts like that and its literal cringe and the girls feels the timidity too.

r/tinder is a cringefest with all the cheesy jokes and pickup lines.

 

[Turanid_Bull]

r/tinder is a cringefest with all the cheesy jokes and pickup lines.

-hey
+heyyy
-heyyyyy
+heyyyyyyyyyy
-heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy



[Probably a prequel meme every now and then. And when the girl doesn't get it all those virginoids start acting like it's the lamest thing in the world to hide their pathetic need to use prequel memes as a desperate attempt to get a foids attention.]

[am i doing this right??????????]

[this guy fucks]

 

[uglymofo]