Anyone gone or seriously considered joining the French Foreign Legion (Légion étrangère)? Mercenarymaxxing thoughts

[infini]

Adrenaline would be off the charts. It feels like an unofficial side to the regular military and guaranteed combat instead of training to be a rempf hat.

And the potential to live in France or get a flat in Paris.

Inb4:

and inb4 some moral against war shite... Since this direction goes against having to be patriotic.

Some references:

• This US Army bloke soying, funny though:

• One bloke I catch up with, he's ex-22SAS (!), ex-Légion étrangère (!!) and Freemasion (!!!), upon one discussion went to show me photos of military mates, and upon scrolling all I saw were photos of wounds and women. The stories he's told about them leveling the places as a unit, fuark.
• Romanian manlet mate told me a mate of his whose in it, a gigachad who has 5 fucking bullet scars and at age 45 has a new girl every night.

...Sounds familiar, mon cher?

@6ft4 @Amnesia @ascension @Brus Wane @the BULL @ChickenAndRiceBrah @Clavicular @dr_looksmax @forevergymcelling @geezcel @ReadBooksEveryday @MoggerGaston @pneumocystosis

Found a new mogger of a sticker for the future laptop's collection.

Spoiler

I want to believe @averagejoe is in there rn being bad and boojiee in Djibouti.

 

[NZb6Air]

I know a lot of niggas who did it, one of them is currently living in La Réunion with his bbc wife

 

[Kreier]

No foreign legion for your face

 

[ascension]

Can't say I've thought about doing this. But if I'm guaranteed a new girl every night...

 

[infini]

I know a lot of niggas who did it, one of them is currently living in La Réunion with his bbc wife

Now I've got you pictured as a Algerian-french millennial but the fact you view Peter Steele as ugly (for his time) makes me uncertain...

No foreign legion for my brain

Fixed.

Can't say I've thought about doing this. But if I'm guaranteed a new girl every night...

The more you know.

 

[castizo]

yeah go die for money, great idea!!

 

[Brus Wane]

Adrenaline would be off the charts. It feels like an unofficial side to the regular military and guaranteed combat instead of training to be a rempf hat.

And the potential to live in France or get a flat in Paris.

Inb4:
View attachment 3224872
and inb4 some moral against war shite... Since this direction goes against having to be patriotic.

Some references:

• This US Army bloke soying, funny though:

• One bloke I catch up with, he's ex-22SAS (!), ex-Légion étrangère (!!) and Freemasion (!!!), upon one discussion went to show me photos of military mates, and upon scrolling all I saw were photos of wounds and women. The stories he's told about them leveling the places as a unit, fuark.
• Romanian manlet mate told me a mate of his whose in it, a gigachad who has 5 fucking bullet scars and at age 45 has a new girl every night.

...Sounds familiar, mon cher?
View attachment 3224893

@6ft4 @Amnesia @ascension @Brus Wane @the BULL @ChickenAndRiceBrah @Clavicular @dr_looksmax @forevergymcelling @geezcel @ReadBooksEveryday @MoggerGaston @pneumocystosis

Found a new mogger of a sticker for the future laptop's collection.

Spoiler

I want to believe @averagejoe is in there rn being bad and boojiee in Djibouti.

why am I tagged?

1. I don't speak frog

2. I am asian

3. I am overweight

 

[FutureSlayer]

just be a jews puppet theory

 

[heaven]

military is not worth it if your not a though as motherfucker, you will just make yourself look stupid and prob get bullied. Can say from experience the people who are not physically or socially fit will struggle hard and I mean hard. Even if you pass the tests and get in you need to be a really hard mf and not a fucking pussy. I served 1 year in a different country but had exercises with Nato and this is common in the most elite/special force troops.

 

[infini]

I know a lot of niggas who did it, one of them is currently living in La Réunion with his bbc wife

Any stories if you don't mind? Surprised to get this amount of positive response after reading other archives of this topic.
What was his and hers nationality?

yeah go die for money, great idea!!

just be a jews puppet theory

Jews, idk about this one how they’re involved? As opposed to rotting here?…
Yolo

why am I tagged?

1. I don't speak frog

2. I am asian

3. I am overweight

You're a good user I respect. 3 reasons for doing it in my eyes.

military is not worth it if your not a though as motherfucker, you will just make yourself look stupid and prob get bullied. Can say from experience the people who are not physically or socially fit will struggle hard and I mean hard. Even if you pass the tests and get in you need to be a really hard mf and not a fucking pussy. I served 1 year in a different country but had exercises with Nato and this is common in the most elite/special force troops.

Good shit but it's a case of one/I don't know if you don't do it. And salvation from getting out of an ethnic, smackhead, loser-infested once-great British shithole.

 

[heaven]

Any stories if you don't mind? Surprised to get this amount of positive response after reading other archives of this topic.
What was his and hers nationality?



Jews, idk about this one how they’re involved? As opposed to rotting here?…
Yolo


You're a good user I respect. 3 reasons for doing it in my eyes.


Good shit but it's a case of one/I don't know if you don't do it. And salvation from getting out of an ethnic, smackhead, loser-infested once-great British shithole.

Sure if you think its gonna help you, but one advice I can give is be really good prepared, ready for cold, hot, wet weather, good physical shape and social skills. Also mentally your likely not gonna know anyone from the start thats why making 1 or 2 good friends is crucial for survival. Also I have one family friend who served in the foreign legion the shit he saw changed him forever and eventually he roped.

 

[infini]

Sure if you think its gonna help you, but one advice I can give is be really good prepared, ready for cold, hot, wet weather, good physical shape and social skills. Also mentally your likely not gonna know anyone from the start thats why making 1 or 2 good friends is crucial for survival. Also I have one family friend who served in the foreign legion the shit he saw changed him forever and eventually he roped.

Currently training for Royal Marines as a yolo oldcel. Went into a fitness assessment already injured, but didn't make it. I have a decent base of the stuff you've described, already got PTSD from near death experience when I was 18 and go out in the rain or autumn cold wearing only a longsleeve and backpack whilst also having to deal with weirdos in which I'm currently based. If I assumed the shit people saw my guess it would be civilians suffering and losing mates after hearing it from other British ex-military. Of course, those memories for good reasons never leave you as they are as extreme as human condition gets. Some rope because of that guilt and others for having no life/career direction post-forces. I have an idea what to do after and that striving for it will keep me going. Smart reply btw. Really grateful for getting decent responses here.

 

[LilJojo]

My grandfather had went there during the civil wars of Africa in the 50s, 60s, and still to this day never talks about what happened even though he is evil. Choose your path

Adrenaline would be off the charts. It feels like an unofficial side to the regular military and guaranteed combat instead of training to be a rempf hat.

And the potential to live in France or get a flat in Paris.

Inb4:
View attachment 3224872
and inb4 some moral against war shite... Since this direction goes against having to be patriotic.

Some references:

• This US Army bloke soying, funny though:

• One bloke I catch up with, he's ex-22SAS (!), ex-Légion étrangère (!!) and Freemasion (!!!), upon one discussion went to show me photos of military mates, and upon scrolling all I saw were photos of wounds and women. The stories he's told about them leveling the places as a unit, fuark.
• Romanian manlet mate told me a mate of his whose in it, a gigachad who has 5 fucking bullet scars and at age 45 has a new girl every night.

...Sounds familiar, mon cher?
View attachment 3224893

@6ft4 @Amnesia @ascension @Brus Wane @the BULL @ChickenAndRiceBrah @Clavicular @dr_looksmax @forevergymcelling @geezcel @ReadBooksEveryday @MoggerGaston @pneumocystosis

Found a new mogger of a sticker for the future laptop's collection.

Spoiler

I want to believe @averagejoe is in there rn being bad and boojiee in Djibouti.

Adrenaline would be off the charts. It feels like an unofficial side to the regular military and guaranteed combat instead of training to be a rempf hat.

And the potential to live in France or get a flat in Paris.

Inb4:
View attachment 3224872
and inb4 some moral against war shite... Since this direction goes against having to be patriotic.

Some references:

• This US Army bloke soying, funny though:

• One bloke I catch up with, he's ex-22SAS (!), ex-Légion étrangère (!!) and Freemasion (!!!), upon one discussion went to show me photos of military mates, and upon scrolling all I saw were photos of wounds and women. The stories he's told about them leveling the places as a unit, fuark.
• Romanian manlet mate told me a mate of his whose in it, a gigachad who has 5 fucking bullet scars and at age 45 has a new girl every night.

...Sounds familiar, mon cher?
View attachment 3224893

@6ft4 @Amnesia @ascension @Brus Wane @the BULL @ChickenAndRiceBrah @Clavicular @dr_looksmax @forevergymcelling @geezcel @ReadBooksEveryday @MoggerGaston @pneumocystosis

Found a new mogger of a sticker for the future laptop's collection.

Spoiler

I want to believe @averagejoe is in there rn being bad and boojiee in Djibouti.

 

[rickysalomano]

imagine being a little subhuman pussy for government of a country that is not yours and that will kill you

 

[sportsmogger]

theyre bitches

imagine fighting for a country that doesnt give a shit about you

 

[Sens]

Ukrainian International Legion pays $3300-$5000 for combatants, also they provide food, accomodation etc.

You can find more info here: https://ildu.com.ua/

 

[LilJojo]

Ukrainian International Legion pays $3300-$5000 for combatants, also they provide food, accomodation etc.

You can find more info here: https://ildu.com.ua/

Yeah man just get killed by a drone in a wet ditch in selidovo

 

[heaven]

Currently training for Royal Marines as a yolo oldcel. Went into a fitness assessment already injured, but didn't make it. I have a decent base of the stuff you've described, already got PTSD from near death experience when I was 18 and go out in the rain or autumn cold wearing only a longsleeve and backpack whilst also having to deal with weirdos in which I'm currently based. If I assumed the shit people saw my guess it would be civilians suffering and losing mates after hearing it from other British ex-military. Of course, those memories for good reasons never leave you as they are as extreme as human condition gets. Some rope because of that guilt and others for having no life/career direction post-forces. I have an idea what to do after and that striving for it will keep me going. Smart reply btw. Really grateful for getting decent responses here.

No worries, wish the best of luck to you!

 

[BoredPrince]

I was considering it at one point, didn't go for it

First i will criminalmax, if police comes looking for me, i will join the legion then since they give a new identity

 

[castizo]

I was considering it at one point, didn't go for it

First i will criminalmax, if police comes looking for me, i will join the legion then since they give a new identity

what crimes would u do

 

[optimisticzoomer]

Obviously not jfl
I researched it tho

Just an even more shit version of army

 

[BoredPrince]

what crimes would u do

Well there's your idea

But I will probably first go with counterfeit money

 

[castizo]

Well there's your idea

But I will probably first go with counterfeit money

you know thats not possible anymore right? the new bills that came out in 2022 stopped it from being possible even north korea cant do it anymore and they managed to make 1:1 bills before

 

[BoredPrince]

you know thats not possible anymore right? the new bills that came out in 2022 stopped it from being possible even north korea cant do it anymore and they managed to make 1:1 bills before

They don't have to be perfect, just good enough, besides old bills still exist, new ones didn't completely replace them

Go to Europol website, you will see they're constantly arresting guys for making them and saying the bills are of high craftsmanship

 

[castizo]

They don't have to be perfect, just good enough, besides old bills still exist, new ones didn't completely replace them

Go to Europol website, you will see they're constantly arresting guys for making them and saying the bills are of high craftsmanship

its still a weird and bad crime, sell drugs instead, even better, smuggle drugs

 

[BoredPrince]

its still a weird and bad crime, sell drugs instead, even better, smuggle drugs

How is it a bad crime? Jfl

I mean every crime is "bad" but this is just cheating the system, it doesn't hurt anyone

With drugs there's always a danger, but i guess that's also an option

 

[castizo]

How is it a bad crime? Jfl

I mean every crime is "bad" but this is just cheating the system, it doesn't hurt anyone

With drugs there's always a danger, but i guess that's also an option

its bad because you wont earn alot of money, and there is no status with it, also lol if you think its any less dangerous than selling drugs

 

[BoredPrince]

its bad because you wont earn alot of money, and there is no status with it, also lol if you think its any less dangerous than selling drugs

Hmmm I will try just to see how it goes, hopefully I don't end up in jail

I will update you how it went

 

[Part-Time Chad]

Yeah, I did years ago. My Serbian friend was trying to convince me to join it. But, knowing what I know now, I would never fight for a globohomo country. I'll gladly fight against it.

 

[infini]

My grandfather had went there during the civil wars of Africa in the 50s, 60s, and still to this day never talks about what happened even though he is evil. Choose your path

Why is he? (@Xangsane) He likely played roulette with ex-SS Legionaires and fucked some of the voodoo witches.

imagine being a little subhuman pussy for government of a country that is not yours and that will kill you

You know how new-age you sound mate?

> choosing to work to fight with your life on the line.
> being a little pussy.

You probably are one of those who believes at 21 he's got it "all sorted".

theyre bitches

imagine fighting for a country that doesnt give a shit about you

Obviously not jfl
I researched it tho

Just an even more shit version of army

And that's different from fighting with your nation how?

I was considering it at one point, didn't go for it

First i will criminalmax, if police comes looking for me, i will join the legion then since they give a new identity

its still a weird and bad crime, sell drugs instead, even better, smuggle drugs

I haven't seen much about those who criminalmaxx so far first except carjacking. In the end, when you're there the only thing that matters is being with people you can trust. Refined psychos because who knows how much backstabbing then that getting straightened out all due to ego happens. You don't want to be working with smackheads or any drug addict etc.

Yeah, I did years ago. My Serbian friend was trying to convince me to join it. But, knowing what I know now, I would never fight for a globohomo country. I'll gladly fight against it.

You think foreign legion is woke, are you sure bout that son? Would you mind elaborating on what you know?

 

[Part-Time Chad]

You think foreign legion is woke, are you sure bout that son? Would you mind elaborating on what you know?

I know that it's a branch of the French government, which is woke.

 

[rickysalomano]

You know how new-age you sound mate?

> choosing to work to fight with your life on the line.
> being a little pussy

being a little pussy for another country government. if this is your idea of heroism, courage and quality of life, good luck

 

[RecessedCel5]

do it (reducing competition)

 

[Saint Casanova]

The odds of getting accepted aren’t that low at all compared to other things tbh.
For about 100 candidates applying to serve in the Legion, only 10-15 are accepted

 

[Gonthar]

The odds of getting accepted aren’t that low at all compared to other things tbh.
For about 100 candidates applying to serve in the Legion, only 10-15 are accepted

They're mostly picking ethnics now or people from poor countries, basically guys that are desperate and won't quit because they need the money, they don't want westerners who are looking for adrenaline, they aren't considerable reliable enough.