Anyone gotten an escort at 18-19? How was your experience?

[Matthias8272]

Gonna try either 28 yr old or 30 yr old that are good enough and cheap

 

[Zer0/∞]

Gonna try either 28 yr old or 30 yr old that are good enough and cheap

Bro, are you ok?

 

[Matthias8272]

Bro, are you ok?

yea my sex drive is just dead so it never happened

 

[....]

Gonna try either 28 yr old or 30 yr old that are good enough and cheap

Not escorting. But I go to massage parlours weekly and it's pretty cool. A nice little asian girl massages my body and then she gives me oral at the end

You from UK by chance?

 

[Matthias8272]

Not escorting. But I go to massage parlours weekly and it's pretty cool. A nice little asian girl massages my body and then she gives me oral at the end

You from UK by chance?

new zealand so not far off I guess

 

[Adonis]

Went to one at 18.
Not worth the money.
Just get girls without betabuxing.

 

[....]

new zealand so not far off I guess

Man. I have no clue about the sex game in new zealand. But I would suggest you try to find a brothel instead of an escort.

With escorts, everything costs.

Want to fuck her in a position besides missionary? u pay extra
Want her to suck your dick without a condom on? u pay extra
Paid for 30 minutes, but cum before the 30 minutes and want to fuck more? u pay extra

You probably won't encounter this shit in brothels

 

[Matthias8272]

Man. I have no clue about the sex game in new zealand. But I would suggest you try to find a brothel instead of an escort.

With escorts, everything costs.

Want to fuck her in a position besides missionary? u pay extra
Want her to suck your dick without a condom on? u pay extra
Paid for 30 minutes, but cum before the 30 minutes and want to fuck more? u pay extra

You probably won't encounter this shit in brothels

Is GFE not a thing there? You don't have to pay extra for different positions here you generally just pay for GFE (girlfriend experince). But yeah paying more for natural bj/sex is a thing. The main problem here is the price relative to the girls looks. Also in brothels you will never get natural, at lesat I think so. Not that I would really want to regardless

 

[....]

Is GFE not a thing there? You don't have to pay extra for different positions here you generally just pay for GFE (girlfriend experince). But yeah paying more for natural bj/sex is a thing. The main problem here is the price relative to the girls looks. Also in brothels you will never get natural, not that I think I want to anyway

From what I understand about GFE, you pay her a huge sum of money and she's yours for like 8-12 hours. Most guys choose to take them out on dates or show them off to friends and pretend it's actually their gf?

Saddest shit ever if you ask me

 

[Matthias8272]

From what I understand about GFE, you pay her a huge sum of money and she's yours for like 8-12 hours. Most guys choose to take them out on dates or show them off to friends and pretend it's actually their gf?

Saddest shit ever if you ask me

GFE refers to a service involving sex,blowjob and kissing. It applies to 30-60 min bookings and is generally just the flat cost of the escort for bookings >30min. I'd say an average looking girl GFE for 1 hour here is 250 nzd (130 gbp)

 

[Zer0/∞]

yea my sex drive is just dead so it never happened

Jewpills?

 

[....]

GFE refers to a service involving sex,blowjob and kissing. It applies to 30-60 min bookings and is generally just the flat cost of the escort for bookings >30min. I'd say an average looking girl GFE for 1 hour here is 250 nzd (130 gbp)

Hm. Interesting. But always clarify shit before handing over any money.

Find out if a blowjob = covered or uncovered
Find out if sex = multiple positions or 1 position
Find out if kissing = french kissing or just normal kissing

Foids try to be clever and fuck you over in creative ways

 

[Deleted member 14693]

Not escorting. But I go to massage parlours weekly and it's pretty cool. A nice little asian girl massages my body and then she gives me oral at the end

You from UK by chance?

Price?

 

[Matthias8272]

Hm. Interesting. But always clarify shit before handing over any money.

Find out if a blowjob = covered or uncovered
Find out if sex = multiple positions
Find out if kissing = french kissing or just normal kissing

Foids try to be clever and fuck you over in creative ways

yea i can see that happening. Quite a lot of girls that post on locanto where you can actually see feedback get terrible reviews. Lots of scammers

 

[....]

Price?

You usually give £25-£30 to the receptionist for the 30 minute massage.

Then you get to pick which girl you want

Then the services the girls offer is usually HJ = £20, Naked HJ = £30, Body to Body (Nuru shit with oil) - £40, Blowjob - £40, Full sex £60-£80

But these prices are not set in stone and depend on how broke the foid is. If it's the early morning and she hasn't made much money that day then you can haggle her down hard. I've gotten HJ's for £5 and BJs for £20 lol

 

[....]

yea i can see that happening. Quite a lot of girls that post on locanto where you can actually see feedback get terrible reviews. Lots of scammers

Over here in the UK, we have escort forums. Where people post detailed reviews of escorts and shit. Maybe new zealand has an equivalent forum?

 

[Matthias8272]

Jewpills?

Yeah that's probably part of it but I had low sex drive before hand also

 

[Matthias8272]

Over here in the UK, we have escort forums. Where people post detailed reviews of escorts and shit. Maybe new zealand has an equivalent forum?

yea there is but they only use one rebutable website and review girls from it. They were only really reviewing asian escorts also which is the only race of escorts I wouldn't pay for

 

[Deleted member 14693]

You usually give £25-£30 to the receptionist for the 30 minute massage.

Then you get to pick which girl you want

Then the services the girls offer is usually HJ = £20, Naked HJ = £30, Body to Body (Nuru shit with oil) - £40, Blowjob - £40, Full sex £60-£80

But these prices are not set in stone and depend on how broke the foid is. If it's the early morning and she hasn't made much money that day then you can haggle her down hard. I've gotten HJ's for £5 and BJs for £20 lol

You ever visited a FKK/Sauna club. Do those exist in UK? In Germany they seem ideal tbh

 

[Deleted member 18931]

are you in auckland bro?

 

[subhuman to mtn]

Gonna try either 28 yr old or 30 yr old that are good enough and cheap

Bro did you do it? Also why bro??? I am subhuman and got a subhuman gf

 

[....]

You ever visited a FKK/Sauna club. Do those exist in UK? In Germany they seem ideal tbh

No. What's that?

 

[Matthias8272]

Bro did you do it? Also why bro??? I am subhuman and got a subhuman gf

yea my sex drive is just dead so it never happened

 

[....]

Bro did you do it? Also why bro??? I am subhuman and got a subhuman gf

If you are subhuman, I bet she doesn't even put out a lot for you.

 

[Ethniframementalcel]

start of a long, dark journey. make sure you want to go down that path

 

[subhuman to mtn]

If you are subhuman, I bet she doesn't even put out a lot for you.

She did but not too much cause we both live with parents. But to be honest bro it's better than paying, I would only pay if this was gta where you pay them then kill them and take your money back ( in gta of course)

 

[....]

She did but not too much cause we both live with parents. But to be honest bro it's better than paying, I would only pay if this was gta where you pay them then kill them and take your money back ( in gta of course)

Just because you have a girlfriend, doesn't mean you are not paying. You are just paying in an indirect way.

Perhaps you take her out on dates, buy her nice gifts, stay up all night listening to her bullshit, etc. This is all ways that you are paying for her pussy. It isn't that much different from escortcelling tbh

 

[HerpDerpson]

I would only pay if this was gta where you pay them then kill them and take your money back ( in gta of course)

It was kind of shocking to me as a kid that in GTA vice city, you can have sex with a prostitute in your car and recover HP and if you kill her afterwards, you get the exact money you paid back. Made me feel like blood on my hands, even though I killed thousands in that game before. Like, yep, 25 dollars, that's the price of life.

 

[subhuman to mtn]

Just because you have a girlfriend, doesn't mean you are not paying. You are just paying in an indirect way.

Perhaps you take her out on dates, buy her nice gifts, stay up all night listening to her bullshit, etc. This is all ways that you are paying for her pussy. It isn't that much different from escortcelling tbh

Agree with you on that bro. But I mean to me it's feels better than it being blatantly a transaction. But anyways that relationship was finished 2 months ago which lead me here. Otherwise I would be coping with gymcelling

 

[HerpDerpson]

you take her out on dates, buy her nice gifts, stay up all night listening to her bullshit, etc. This is all ways that you are paying for her pussy. It isn't that much different from escortcelling tbh

Dates are enjoyable though. As long as you're not paying.

 

[Deleted member 14693]

No. What's that?

basically you go in there with a towel, its a chill place, sauna, a bar, etc. Looks something like this

And there will be escorts walking around naked or dressed sexy, you can get them and pay them to fuck in a seperate room

have had many people recommend this, will try it soon.

Fuck an female for an half or an hour, chill in the sauna, pool, etc. fuck another one, sound good but will have to try for myself first

 

[....]

basically you go in there with a towel, its a chill place, sauna, a bar, etc. Looks something like this
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And there will be escorts walking around naked or dressed sexy, you can get them and pay them to fuck in a seperate room
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have had many people recommend this, will try it soon.

Fuck an female for an half or an hour, chill in the sauna, pool, etc. fuck another one, sound good but will have to try for myself first

JFL.

Sounds like a strip club

 

[JBcollector]

Gonna try either 28 yr old or 30 yr old that are good enough and cheap

Can't u guys milfmaxx

 

[Adonis]

basically you go in there with a towel, its a chill place, sauna, a bar, etc. Looks something like this
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And there will be escorts walking around naked or dressed sexy, you can get them and pay them to fuck in a seperate room
View attachment 1833570

have had many people recommend this, will try it soon.

Fuck an female for an half or an hour, chill in the sauna, pool, etc. fuck another one, sound good but will have to try for myself first

Viel zu teuer amk

 

[Deleted member 14693]

Viel zu teuer amk

Geht, 30-80$ Eintritt und 50$ pro 30 Minuten.

 

[Matthias8272]

Can't u guys milfmaxx

nope

 

[Adonis]

Geht, 30-80$ Eintritt und 50$ pro 30 Minuten.

Dollar?

 

[Deleted member 14693]

Dollar?

Kein Plan wo das Euro zeichen auf der Tastatur ist.

Außerdem sind Euro und Dollar momentan gleichviel wert

 

[Adonis]

Kein Plan wo das Euro zeichen auf der Tastatur ist.

Außerdem sind Euro und Dollar momentan gleichviel wert