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Preface:
I have quite a few schizo bp stories accumulated now, and will probably drip feed them to you lot, as it’s just funny to me
Most of them took place 5-10 months ago, as this was when my inhib was at its lowest and I was getting super shitfaced constantly.
The context for this story:
I was at some club with my normie friends (who, up until that point, didn’t really know I’m bp). We were all pretty fucked, it was around midnight. Quite a few people already rocked up to the club, so we were just posted up at the smoking area scanning for foids and talking to each other.
About 3 people already approached me asking for my lighter or a cig, so my drunk ass thought it would be hilarious to tell the next person asking for it “I’ll give it to you if you’re 8psl” and thought it would be funny to start discretely filming to capture the audio.
Quite shortly after, some guy asked me for it, and this is where the footage starts.
What you’re about to witness is a 100% authentic, not staged interaction (unironically). Enjoy.
30/01/25
After that unfolded, we were just talking about some random shit and went to the dance floor, where we lost & found each other’s groups multiple times throughout the night. At the time I didn’t realize that the normies witnessed all of that, and started discussing wtf we were on about with each other (you can hear it in the background after his normie friend asks “what is this foreign language?”)
The amount of “damage control” I had to do afterwards to convince them I wasn’t into “this looksmaxing brainrot” and “it’s all memes” was quite immense, but it worked out in the end. I don’t even really mind them knowing about it that much; it was mainly done so that they don’t spread the word and ruin my NT status.
Morale of the story: don’t set such requirements for a lighter
@menas @loyolaxavvierretard @Zagro @truthhurts @AverageTevvezFan
I have quite a few schizo bp stories accumulated now, and will probably drip feed them to you lot, as it’s just funny to me
Most of them took place 5-10 months ago, as this was when my inhib was at its lowest and I was getting super shitfaced constantly.
The context for this story:
I was at some club with my normie friends (who, up until that point, didn’t really know I’m bp). We were all pretty fucked, it was around midnight. Quite a few people already rocked up to the club, so we were just posted up at the smoking area scanning for foids and talking to each other.
About 3 people already approached me asking for my lighter or a cig, so my drunk ass thought it would be hilarious to tell the next person asking for it “I’ll give it to you if you’re 8psl”
and thought it would be funny to start discretely filming to capture the audio.Quite shortly after, some guy asked me for it, and this is where the footage starts.
What you’re about to witness is a 100% authentic, not staged interaction (unironically). Enjoy
.30/01/25
(i dont actually say mEErin, i was copying him)
)After that unfolded, we were just talking about some random shit and went to the dance floor, where we lost & found each other’s groups multiple times throughout the night. At the time I didn’t realize that the normies witnessed all of that, and started discussing wtf we were on about with each other (you can hear it in the background after his normie friend asks “what is this foreign language?”)
The amount of “damage control” I had to do afterwards to convince them I wasn’t into “this looksmaxing brainrot” and “it’s all memes” was quite immense, but it worked out in the end. I don’t even really mind them knowing about it that much; it was mainly done so that they don’t spread the word and ruin my NT status.
Morale of the story: don’t set such requirements for a lighter
@menas @loyolaxavvierretard @Zagro @truthhurts @AverageTevvezFan
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