Are u suprised when u find out someone is gay?

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There used to be this really handsome guy at the restaurant I worked at. For the longest time I thought he was straight until I saw his boyfriend visit him

He had no signs that he was gay. He acted completely normal. It was kind of a shock
 
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I don't give a damn
 
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I just usually go "Oh my bazingas!" in my head, but it's natural really and after I while, I move on.
 
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Yes at least I was when I found out that colton Haynes was gay
 
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Fly high lil scoom 😢
Spread the message :chad:
 
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I just usually go "Oh my bazingas!" in my head, but it's natural really and after I while, I move on.
Do you also get shivers?
 
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Guys who are too beautiful always turn out gay
 
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no surprise there you use dark mode
thtas gay
FREE LIL SCOOM89
 
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People who are too handsome are always gay
I’ve been called gay before and I cried but after what you just said I’m feeling like a chad rn. Thanks bro 😙❤️💐✨
 
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Do you also get shivers?
Sometimes when I watch a Goatis video yeah. To see his beautiful red-tinted skin in the sunlight with his really kawaii lopsided eyes. It's almost ethereal to see what a "real" man looks like. A strong, big, hunky, dependable man. If I was a woman, I would want my boyfriend or preferable husband and father of my children to be like Goatis.

And when I say real men, yes, Goatis is a real man and everyone else isn't. He doesn't follow society, he is his own boss. He eats REAL food and has REAL opinions on the world. Whenever my parents make me cry, I lock my room doors and listen to Goatis live streams because I need to escape this shitty man man realm and hear his natural manly voice talk about things that ACTUALLY matter.

He is a real man, and I just get fucking shivers every time, and you should too. Like damn, that's what we were SUPPOSED to be like.

Fuck.
 
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No, I always knew about the sexual orientation of @swt
 
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No, I always knew about the sexual orientation of @swt
You think I’m gay and you’re coming over Saturday? I knew it, you wanna have sex with me


Ewwww
 
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Sometimes when I watch a Goatis video yeah. To see his beautiful red-tinted skin in the sunlight with his really kawaii lopsided eyes. It's almost ethereal to see what a "real" man looks like. A strong, big, hunky, dependable man. If I was a woman, I would want my boyfriend or preferable husband and father of my children to be like Goatis.

And when I say real men, yes, Goatis is a real man and everyone else isn't. He doesn't follow society, he is his own boss. He eats REAL food and has REAL opinions on the world. Whenever my parents make me cry, I lock my room doors and listen to Goatis live streams because I need to escape this shitty man man realm and hear his natural manly voice talk about things that ACTUALLY matter.

He is a real man, and I just get fucking shivers every time, and you should too. Like damn, that's what we were SUPPOSED to be like.

Fuck.
I can relate. We will never be embraced in the arms of goatis as he whispers in our ear about how beautiful and natural we are :ogre:
 
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You think I’m gay and you’re coming over Saturday? I knew it, you wanna have sex with me


Ewwww
A man who says "ewww“ can’t be straight, it’s not possible. (And no, I don’t wanna have s** with you)
 
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I can relate. We will never be embraced in the arms of goatis as he whispers in our ear about how beautiful and natural we are :ogre:
I actually plan to meet up with him one day

I donated about several hundred so far in crypto to his wallet
 
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honestly you cant find
 
A man who says "ewww“ can’t be straight, it’s not possible. (And no, I don’t wanna have s** with you)
Eeeewwwww yucky ass fucker
 
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I actually plan to meet up with him one day

I donated about several hundred so far in crypto to his wallet
Joe Biden Shock GIF by GIPHY News

Wtf like actually?!
 
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After Colton Haynes came out of the closet I realized every really good-looking guy is usually gay. I had a white HTN in one of my college classes who I thought was a good-looking guy too, good harmony. Didn't say anything. Then a couple of days later, I heard him speak. Gay AF.
 
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Joe Biden Shock GIF by GIPHY News

Wtf like actually?!
I mean he fixed my chronic health issues and I don't work ( rich dad )

So it's whatever, I think of it as a "thank you for showing me the light" sort of thing.
 
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I knew my coworker Michael was gay because he was zesty and flamboyant. Then one day he messaged me asking if I was Bi. He commented on my photo on my birthday saying “happy birthday daddy”
 
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Not generally
 
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No
 
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