Are women turned on by Santa Claus?

[RichmondBread]

Seems like they might go for him. He's an older man with quite a bit of money and prestige. He has to maintain his sleigh and pay a slew of elves . The full white hair and beard probably push him into gig chad territory.

 

[SixFootManlet]

Santa's white. Ethnic women are turned on by default.

 

[Deleted member 3073]

Seems like they might go for him. He's an older man with quite a bit of money and prestige. He has to maintain his sleigh and pay a slew of elves . The full white hair and beard probably push him into gig chad territory.

low effort, unfunny shitpost

 

[DarkTriadPeerReview]

low effort, unfunny shitpost

+ boomer humor

 

[Deleted member 3177]

Santa Claus in his prime was Chad. From coke ads and depictions of him he's got hunter eyes and perfect forward growth. Too bad he beardfrauds his mediocre lower third. If I were him I'd make a harem with all the female elves, but that'd turn his children into mestizo manlets with autism (he's like 80)

 

[RichmondBread]

+ boomer humor

What is non-boomer humor, then? Lots of profanities, degenerate references and such?