Are you done with your life? Are you a girl who feels this world is too hateful? Are you a boy who believes suicide is the way out?

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Well, good news: you're not alone. Well, not really good news, but... it's news to you! Right?

MOTIVATIONAL CONTENT, TAKE TWO!

You probably think only you can be this depressed. No one else in the world could possibly feel your pain. "Me-me-me-me-me-me-me!" Well, that's where the problem begins. We have over 8 billion people on this planet. We have nations like Canada begging people to kill themselves. Then we have cesspools like China, which encourage the weak to commit suicide. But here in the United States of America, and even cuckold UK (known to choke on French cock for millenniums), we do not want anyone to kill themselves because that's less potential prosperity for corporations and rich fucks. Ugh, maybe that's not a good drive.

MOTIVATIONAL CONTENT, TAKE THREE!

Killing yourself really makes no sense whatsoever. When your biological father's penis vomited you into your mother's wet pussy, you swam up her fallopian tube with millions of other little eager parasites. A fat creep, her egg, snatched you inside. From there, you had to battle for your life. You were victorious!


The mainstream media gets off, in a perverted way, when someone kills themselves and especially, when they murder others. This is their bread and butter. They'll do stories about suicide and point fingers at anyone but themselves. Yes! CNN, Fox News, NBC, Newsmax, talk shows and many other journalist cesspools, Dailymail included, are responsible for your suicidal thoughts. They depress you with stories—they instigate your parents—they fuck with people's heads because they can. No one arrests these people because it's their Constitutional right to confuse and incite you with the garbage they peddle. To be honest, they all belong in prison being someone's little bitch. They are very bad, bad people. If you were to place journalists/news writers on one plate of a triple beam, on the other end, the Devil... it would be balanced evil.

Now that you know your suicidal thoughts are coming from mainstream media, it's time to think more about the world than yourself. 8 billion fucking people! Well, they're not all fucking, fucking. If they were, they would be hap-- I wanted to say happy, but that's not 100% accurate. Even some people pounding vaginas and bussies into prolapse, gagging on dicks, or pressing their tongues against clits aren't happy. Saay whaat? you might be reacting. But it's true! Where do you think the saying comes from, 'miserable fucks'? It's people who fuck and are miserable. A miserable fuck! Get it?

No one can help you but yourself. No one on this internet can show you the way. Happiness is finding your connection and opulence.

But many of you have brainwashed yourselves (thanks to mainstream media manipulation) to believe you're nothing special in this world. Ah, yes, you're your own CNN. I think it's time to fire them. What do you say? Evict those thoughts from your head! And when you're ready, get a job or purpose—find something. Learn from the ants—bees—birds—let nature be your teacher, not some dummy who's trying to fuck you or use you as a weapon for their vindictive retribution. But don't go humping a tree like a creep or screaming in the woods like a witch without a key. And please don't be a Mississippi woman and fuck dogs.


Fuck yourself! If you must. And stop fucking with your own head. There are losers on this forum who suck dicks physically and mentally. They're bums too! They refuse to get a job... refuse to better themselves... they're on a mission to destroy people because they're a faggot in character that runs in their family. This is how fruitloops are. But if they manipulated you into their depression, you can break free from it. I'm permitting you to banish the LGBT from your life once and for all! NO MORE REDDIT! NO MORE RAINBOW SHIT! NO MORE DISCORD! NO MORE FAGGOTS! NO MORE ABORIGINALS IN MOVIES AND SERIES!

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We fought and forced ourselves into this world. Why give up now? Everything we learned how to do on this alien planet, nature showed us the way. However, not once did nature leave this planet. Everything happens here. While some folks are wanting to end their lives because they're so fucking comfortable, others are fighting to stay alive... and they're not rich! They're not comfortable like many of you are. But they're giving one hell of a fucking fight!
 
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We fought and forced ourselves into this world. Why give up now? Everything we learned how to do on this alien planet, nature showed us the way. However, not once did nature leave this planet. Everything happens here. While some folks are wanting to end their lives because they're so fucking comfortable, others are fighting to stay alive... and they're not rich! They're not comfortable like many of you are. But they're giving one hell of a fucking fight!
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