ARE YOU EVEN MIRIN THIS ABSOLUTE GIGACHAD

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KEEP CRYING FOR HIS PENALTIES
 
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Cristiano Ronaldo with his son: dad, I'm tired of taking care of my  brother. Look son, 230 kg in leg extension, I'm a god, I'm hungry dad, I'm  handsome | StareCat.com
 
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Peter Crouch revealed what Ronaldo would say in his new book, How To Be A Footballer , as quoted by The Daily Mail.

The former England striker penned: "Rio Ferdinand would tell us stories about how Cristiano Ronaldo would stand in front of the mirror naked, running his hand through his hair, and say, 'Wow. I'm so beautiful!'.

The other United players would try to wind him up [by saying] 'Whatever, Leo Messi is a better player than you'."

And Ronaldo's response?
"He would shrug his shoulders and smile again. 'Ah yes. But Messi does not look like this…'."
 
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KEEP CRYING FOR HIS PENALTIES
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Fuaaarrkkk imagine having a chadlite face, being 6'2, having 250mil insta followers and 1 billion dollars and getting to fuck gigastacy eastern european models

literally the opposite of my life
 
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Fuaaarrkkk imagine having a chadlite face, being 6'2, having 250mil insta followers and 1 billion dollars and getting to fuck gigastacy eastern european models

literally the opposite of my life
baby steps bro
 
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Haven't really been into football that much over the last few years but he is indeed the GOAT.
 
Fuaaarrkkk imagine having a chadlite face, being 6'2, having 250mil insta followers and 1 billion dollars and getting to fuck gigastacy eastern european models

literally the opposite of my life
We can only dream
 
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