As of 1/1/2024, I’ve decided to step down as the cockologist and pass the torch on to @It’snotover as the forum’s cockologist

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I realized just how gay that shit is.
 
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Do you have a excel sheet with everyone's dick stats
 
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Waitwaitwaitwaitwait, you’ve been RATING other mens’ cocks in your DMs? :feelswow:

You realize that’s gayer than actual gay anal sex with actual gays?
 
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I spent way too much time in dick-related spaces, looking at hundreds of measured cocks, etc. I literally would be wasting my time everyday on it. No more. The only thing you have to know is the average is 5.2 x 4.6 and you need to measure your girth to understand which condoms will fit you.*

* = (Multiply your girth by 11.5, that’s the nominal width you should be looking for.)

Carry on! @It'snotover
 
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I spent way too much time in dick-related spaces, looking at hundreds of measured cocks, etc. I literally would be wasting my time everyday on it. No more. The only thing you have to know is the average is 5.2 x 4.6 and you need to measure your girth to understand which condoms will fit you.*

* = (Multiply your girth by 11.5, that’s the nominal width you should be looking for.)

Carry on! @It'snotover
This is not real

You are done for
 
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I spent way too much time in dick-related spaces, looking at hundreds of measured cocks, etc.
:feelswow::feelswow::feelswow:

You’re legit the gayest person I know, dude. And I know gay people. You’re gayer than gays.

Rename yourself to Gaygar or Gengay, mkay?
 
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u not rating cocks anymore :cry:
I don’t mind rating, but I won’t be spending times on dick-related sites anymore (PE forums, subreddits, /soc/, etc).
 
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Wait, you’ve been RATING other mens’ cocks in your DMs? :feelswow:

You realize that’s gayer than actual gay anal sex with actual gays?
:feelswow::feelswow::feelswow:

You’re legit the gayest person I know, dude. And I know gay people. You’re gayer than gays.

Rename yourself to Gayngar, mkay?
I never popped a stiffy, I’m 100% straight. 😎
 
if gengar was real and had penis would you measure?
 
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@It'snotover I'm so happy for you buddy.
 
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Me and himmy will work in the shadows for you
 
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Me and himmy will work in the shadows for you
He will try to up the average and say it’s bigger than it is. Don’t let him. Good luck!
 
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I spent way too much time in dick-related spaces, looking at hundreds of measured cocks, etc. I literally would be wasting my time everyday on it. No more. The only thing you have to know is the average is 5.2 x 4.6 and you need to measure your girth to understand which condoms will fit you.*

* = (Multiply your girth by 11.5, that’s the nominal width you should be looking for.)

Carry on! @It'snotover
I did not expect it master, so when I got the notification i thought i was in schizo mode jfl but I can't blame you, it takes indeed a lot of time to detect frauds and understand better why despite very different or close stats some dicks can looks the same or totally different, it takes a lot of data to be able to estimate properly. If you want so, I will carry on your legacy but it will never be the same because you are the OG cockologist, you will be always needed on here. Not to mention that i'm not around much anymore like once, but I will do my best.
:feelswow::feelswow::feelswow:

You’re legit the gayest person I know, dude. And I know gay people. You’re gayer than gays.

Rename yourself to Gaygar or Gengay, mkay?
Cope, me and @Gengar talked a shit ton in private and I can tell you he is straighter than an arrow. He is one of the most straight guys of this entire forum
@It'snotover I'm so happy for you buddy.
Thanks man. Glad to have the blessing from a fellow cockologist such as you.
 
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I did not expect it master, so when I got the notification i thought i was in schizo mode jfl but I can't blame you, it takes indeed a lot of time to detect frauds and understand better why despite very different or close stats some dicks can looks the same or totally different, it takes a lot of data to be able to estimate properly. If you want so, I will carry on your legacy but it will never be the same because you are the OG cockologist, you will be always needed on here. Not to mention that i'm not around much anymore like once, but I will do my best.
Caged at me accidentally making you think you entered schizo mode. Anyway, yes, like I said, I was wasting too much time online because of this. If I wanted a tv show, I’d scroll endlessly through those sites and end up not watching at all. Thanks for the nice words, fratello, I have faith you will out-do me, for sure. You can always ask for my opinion. I just won’t be visiting any sites, trying to get more information. I got all the information I need. I noticed we haven’t texted each other in a while, is it because of me or because of you?
Cope, me and @
Gengar
@Gengar talked a shit ton in private and I can tell you he is straighter than an arrow. He is one of the most straight guys of this entire forum
Based. 🥰
 
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gaygar
 
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gengayrrrr
 
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I spent way too much time in dick-related spaces, looking at hundreds of measured cocks, etc. I literally would be wasting my time everyday on it. No more. The only thing you have to know is the average is 5.2 x 4.6 and you need to measure your girth to understand which condoms will fit you.*

* = (Multiply your girth by 11.5, that’s the nominal width you should be looking for.)

Carry on! @It'snotover
What's ideal? is 6.3 by 5.2-4 enough for a roastie?
 
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What's ideal? is 6.3 by 5.2-4 enough for a roastie?
Ideal is slightly above average in terms of length. So yes, 6.3 x 5.2 - 5.4 is ideal.
 
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6.3 x 5.2 - 5.4 is ideal.


:lul: :tiny:

 
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:lul: :tiny:

Hate to burst the tranny bubble but 10” or more doesn’t exist. :(
 
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You’re a faggot
 
Hate to burst the tranny bubble but 10” or more doesn’t exist. :(

go to Africa


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some ppl say that women arent really satisfied unless ur actually 7in long is that legit?
There are “size queens” (read: whores) who like to have their cervix poked, which you need 7 inches for to do it constantly. However, it can even happen at 6 inches if she’s not aroused or even 5 inches. Also, like how there are different sizes of penis, so are there different sizes of vaginas. Those with bigger vaginas will prefer longer penises. However most will think your size is perfect; not too long to hit the cervix and not to girthy to make them sore. So it’s an ideal size to have.
 
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go to Africa


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Your tranny / homo-erotic fantasies want it to be true, but it doesn’t exist. Take a ruler with you and measure in your future sexcapades, you’ll see.
 
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There are “size queens” (read: whores) who like to have their cervix poked, which you need 7 inches for to do it constantly. However, it can even happen at 6 inches if she’s not aroused or even 5 inches. Also, like how there are different sizes of penis, so are there different sizes of vaginas. Those with bigger vaginas will prefer longer penises. However most will think your size is perfect; not too long to hit the cervix and not to girthy to make them sore. So it’s an ideal size to have.

if that’s what keeps you from roping
go ahead and keep coping
 
if that’s what keeps you from roping
go ahead and keep coping
You’re literally a tranny. You’re mentally ill. If someone is gonna rope, it will be you. 😩
 
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1. There’s already been a study involving 1500+ sexually-active men. The average was in the lower end of the 5 inch range, so he’s wrong.

2. Good for him, what size does he reach?

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Scientists disregard older studies when there’s newer studies. You are posting a 2012 study, I was talking about a study that was more recent, 2014 I think. Either way, none of this supports your delusional “10+ inch” claim.
 
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Bro but you haven't rated me yet
 
Its the opposite of gay
You are studying what really makes a penis aesthetic so you can help men elicit the best reaction in women
 
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Its the opposite of gay
You are studying what really makes a penis aesthetic so you can help men elicit the best reaction in women
I already know the answer to this, thanks to my research. I can post it here if you’re interested.
 
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I realized just how gay that shit is.
Noooooo i was just gaining the courage to ask for a cock rating from the one and only.
 
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