As ugly as it may be, undercuts are a must for social integration

[SayNoToRotting]

I get complimented on my long, shiny, curly hair all the time by girls and men alike, but it will always be a socially distant hobo trait nonetheless.

At best people will assume that you are some deranged, vegan, spiritual Tarzan creature and familiar with outlandish arts, and that only if your built and face are exceptionally good.

And at worst (99% of all cases), that you are a neckbeard or metal head.

It's inevitable.
Undercuts, "fades" signal social status. You will never look like a loser with that haircut as long as you're very vaguely within average looks range.



But I forbid you all to start dwelling in delusions about that I want to get a haircut.
My long hair prevails, and I won't give it up for anything in the world.

In fact I take pride in it. In my hair, my lonerdom.
I'm a special snowflake you see.

 

[Dragonslayer]

why to even care what others think about your hair. Just dont do any gay shit like some of these tik tok fags.
Hardmaxx and enjoy to wear every hair u want.
Chads like Eric Bugenhagen and The Golden One were wearing long metalhead medieval punk whatever hairstyles and mog everyone.

 

[Bewusst]

Op wants to get a haircut

I want to get a haircut.

 

[SayNoToRotting]

Behold behold.

The king the king,

the king has spoken.

 

[BigBoy]

i look like a neckbeard with my curly hair tbqh

 

[Void]

We had a fat guy with long hair give a presentation last semester. All I could think of was the neckbeard meme.

 

[Deleted member 209]

undercutmaxx then

 

[reptiles]

Behold behold.

The king the king,

the king has spoken.

The king is dead and we have killed him every single fucking 1 of us

 

[Pietrosiek]

Long hair or death

 

[bonesoverblood]

I get complimented on my long, shiny, curly hair all the time by girls and men alike, but it will always be a socially distant hobo trait nonetheless.

At best people will assume that you are some deranged, vegan, spiritual Tarzan creature and familiar with outlandish arts, and that only if your built and face are exceptionally good.

And at worst (99% of all cases), that you are a neckbeard or metal head.

It's inevitable.
Undercuts, "fades" signal social status. You will never look like a loser with that haircut as long as you're very vaguely within average looks range.



But I forbid you all to start dwelling in delusions about that I want to get a haircut.
My long hair prevails, and I won't give it up for anything in the world.

In fact I take pride in it. In my hair, my lonerdom.
I'm a special snowflake you see.

This is not entirely true, because girls like guys with full heads of hair. If your head shape is not ideal, this will make you uglier.

The more rewarding route is to a styled long hair style IMO.

 

[LooksPSL]

It depends on your face and head. Different hairstyles for different people

 

[SayNoToRotting]

It depends on your face and head. Different hairstyles for different people

This is not entirely true, because girls like guys with full heads of hair. If your head shape is not ideal, this will make you uglier.

The more rewarding route is to a styled long hair style IMO.

That's not the addressed issue of this thread.

It's about what place in social hierarchial order long hair grants you regardless of face.

 

[Deleted member 2486]

fades/undercuts is like gymcelling

u think you dont want and its low class

but in time you're going to give in and accept it

 

[PenileFacialSurgery]

I disrespectfully disagree whole heartedly.

Lol at wanting to appeal to normies

 

[SayNoToRotting]

Lol at wanting to appeal to normies

I don't. Read until the end of my post you blind mole.

I disrespectfully shit on your inability to read.

 

[PenileFacialSurgery]

Social integration with boring lames

Not actually cool and fun people

 

[SayNoToRotting]

fades/undercuts is like gymcelling

u think you dont want and its low class

I like the gym.
Muscles are no cultural symbol, but a natural part of a body.
They can't be "low class". If anything they signal devotion and discipline.

 

[Kade]

I like the gym.
Muscles are no cultural symbol, but a natural part of a body.
They can't be "low class". If anything they signal devotion and discipline.

if anything, it’s a luxury to afford the time to work out, and healthy, proper foods in higher amounts needed to get a great physique

 

[Deleted member 2846]

how the fuck is gymcelling low class

 

[SayNoToRotting]

I'm a special snowflake you see.

 

[Deleted member 1680]

if anything, it’s a luxury to afford the time to work out, and healthy, proper foods in higher amounts needed to get a great physique

Exactly you have to be either financially stable or have financially stable parents to gymcel

 

[LordGodcat]

fades/undercuts is like gymcelling

u think you dont want and its low class

but in time you're going to give in and accept it

 

[Chintuck22]

I get complimented on my long, shiny, curly hair all the time by girls and men alike, but it will always be a socially distant hobo trait nonetheless.

At best people will assume that you are some deranged, vegan, spiritual Tarzan creature and familiar with outlandish arts, and that only if your built and face are exceptionally good.

And at worst (99% of all cases), that you are a neckbeard or metal head.

It's inevitable.
Undercuts, "fades" signal social status. You will never look like a loser with that haircut as long as you're very vaguely within average looks range.



But I forbid you all to start dwelling in delusions about that I want to get a haircut.
My long hair prevails, and I won't give it up for anything in the world.

In fact I take pride in it. In my hair, my lonerdom.
I'm a special snowflake you see.

Good new haircut is always better than bushwack on your head, yeah might not ascend you, but it looks better man

 

[Deleted member 4310]

Fades is a looksmin if you have Gay alien skull

 

[Deleted member 3990]

why to even care what others think about your hair

The same reason why most of us looksmax
Also: medium length on top and sides, with high density and Norwood 0.5 is high class

 

[Deleted member 4310]

The same reason why most of us looksmax
Also: medium length on top and sides, with high density and Norwood 0.5 is high class

Like your avi?

 

[Deleted member 3990]

Like you in your avi?

 

[Deleted member 2933]

True

 

[Nrrr15]

Superhero haircut or death

 

[Deleted member 4209]

just get a haircut br0

 

[OCDMaxxing]

Undercuts, "fades" signal social status.

Agreed, but that shit doesn't fit my gigantic forehead and recessed NW3...holy fuck I need HT Like I need to breathe.

 

[Gosick]

fades/undercuts only work if you have good bones and skull

if you have recessed maxilla and small skull, your better off not getting it.

 

[OCDMaxxing]

fades/undercuts only work if you have good bones and skull

if you have recessed maxilla and small skull, your better off not getting it.

This. It is for hot people only. When a normie starts doing it he just gets added cringe for tryhardness.

 

[Deleted member 4209]

This. It is for hot people only. When a normie starts doing it he just gets added cringe for tryhardness.

even what haircut you are allowed to have is dictated by bones. such a blackpill.