Ascension behind bars

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Our most popular autistic, @Clavicular , faces a high chance of going to jail after accidentally running over some crackhead.
We must try and write a guide on how to ascend in prison, for this we need to unite the most talented authors
@SlayerJonas @chadisbeingmade @Sadist
I can offer some ideas:
1) How to smuggle dutasteride in your butt
2) Where to find meth in prison
3) Since there is no Stacy in prison, we will have to fuck with local niggas, we need to understand which type they like best
 
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Fake for attention
 
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Our most popular autistic, @Clavicular , faces a high chance of going to jail after accidentally running over some crackhead.
We must try and write a guide on how to ascend in prison, for this we need to unite the most talented authors
@SlayerJonas @chadisbeingmade @Sadist
I can offer some ideas:
1) How to smuggle dutasteride in your butt
2) Where to find meth in prison
3) Since there is no Stacy in prison, we will have to fuck with local niggas, we need to understand which type they like best
Clavs the one getting fucked with his pretty face
 
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There's still funny threads on this forum
 
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The comedown from the steroids will be pretty brutal for him in prison.

He's gonna be soy and low T, don't wanna imagine what the BBC in the next cell will do to him :forcedsmile:

He's probably just gonna get bailed out though.
 
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Them black miggas love hollow cheeks
 
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The comedown from the steroids will be pretty brutal for him in prison.

He's gonna be soy and low T, don't wanna imagine what the BBC in the next cell will do to him :forcedsmile:

He's probably just gonna get bailed out though.
thats why i never wanna do roids because what if i get arrested or an apocalypse starts and my balls just dont work so i die low t
 
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Our most popular autistic, @Clavicular , faces a high chance of going to jail after accidentally running over some crackhead.
We must try and write a guide on how to ascend in prison, for this we need to unite the most talented authors
@SlayerJonas @chadisbeingmade @Sadist
I can offer some ideas:
1) How to smuggle dutasteride in your butt
2) Where to find meth in prison
3) Since there is no Stacy in prison, we will have to fuck with local niggas, we need to understand which type they like best
My kitty will ascend
Rrrrffff
 
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