degenblondie
deranged phenocell
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Incoming bible on why I am no longer subhuman:
After getting absolutely blasted a week ago, I decided to drunkenly confess to my oneitis (who i have been friends with for 3 years) because alcohol is lowkey truth serum. The issue with this is that she had dated my good friend in the past and I had also dated (and cheated on) her good friend about a year before this.
I proceeded to drunkenly ramble to her for about three hours about how I had always liked her and she shockingly confessed back. ANYWAYS as we have started talking now she has been going around asking all her friends whether I am attractive (because foids are hivemind and only seek societal approval). Her best friend has told me that she has now asked about ten of her friends if I am attractive and all have said yes (unbelievable ropefuel, lowkey curing my org induced insecurities). At this point I'm self-diagnosing myself LHTN (all of you can cope, because its all I do).
This revelation has skyrocketed my ego and will save me from suicide. There's hope for all of us
After getting absolutely blasted a week ago, I decided to drunkenly confess to my oneitis (who i have been friends with for 3 years) because alcohol is lowkey truth serum. The issue with this is that she had dated my good friend in the past and I had also dated (and cheated on) her good friend about a year before this.
I proceeded to drunkenly ramble to her for about three hours about how I had always liked her and she shockingly confessed back. ANYWAYS as we have started talking now she has been going around asking all her friends whether I am attractive (because foids are hivemind and only seek societal approval). Her best friend has told me that she has now asked about ten of her friends if I am attractive and all have said yes (unbelievable ropefuel, lowkey curing my org induced insecurities). At this point I'm self-diagnosing myself LHTN (all of you can cope, because its all I do).
This revelation has skyrocketed my ego and will save me from suicide. There's hope for all of us
