WanderingBurro
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I have to give credit where it's due. Sir Flamingo has gone where most .org users wouldn't even dare, delving into not only softmaxxing territory but also hardmaxxing territory. But he still comes off as completely self unaware with his looks very much matching this.
Here's a morph I made of him, made with the intention of making him both look more NT and like his age.
STEP 1: FIX YOUR HAIR
Nigga your hair looks like a rat's nest. There's noway you're going to mog with that. You're not a 15 year old prettyboy, get a cut that looks less goofy. Your hair texture is naturally kinky so my two suggestions are is to just shave it off and sport a buzzcut (trust me it feels fresh and considering your decent amount of bonemass you probably won't look too bad with it). Then buy a male wig, there are a couple decent ones out there because there's an unlimited amount of balding men who need to fraud hair.
You can also try relaxing your hair through 1.) techniques straight from the Indian shaman himself. (most likely cope)
Or 2.) get a brazilian blowout + a little bit of styling through curling though this will require monthly maintenance as your old hair texture will continue to grow back:
STEP 2: GET SOME COLOURING IN THAT SKIN
You look like a dying banana peel. Your skin may be lightened but you have 0 colouring in it which is an ethnic trait, whenever you see deathnics trying to lighten their skin they'll often have ghoulish complexions because they don't have any of the natural rosy colouring real pale skin has. Unfortunately there is no way to change your undertones, neither naturally nor with chemicals. (I've heard lycopene promotes rosy colouring but I've never seen a before and after of this)
Your only option for this is to fraud with blush. You can achieve a natural look through using a darker blush and applying it in a splotchy way around your face. If it's too pink and if you apply too much of it in a focused symmetric area it's going to look obvious and fake like the image below.
Natural blush occurs very patchy all around the face, and is also a bit more reddish in appearance rather than pink. (note both young Rogan and the kid in the back)
There's a TikTok trend on how to recreate this more natural blush look, it's called "boyfriend blush" and I attached a video to this thread of a guy demonstrating how to achieve a natural looking blush effect for guys with 0 colouring.
STEP 3: SHAVE OFF THAT BEARD
Habibi, my yahki you look like a terrorist and you're still young enough to where you don't need to cover your facial features underneath a beard. One of your stronger halos is that you have unusually clear and smooth skin, don't hide it bhai. Trim it down a little and maybe keep a little bit of stubble on the sides. You'll look far less threatening.
ALRIGHT GET IN HERE YOU ABUSED DOG, I DIDN'T WRITE THIS GUIDE UP FOR NOTHING, MAYBE NEXT TIME YOU SPAM A DOZEN DIFFERENT SELFIES YOU'LL FINALLY ASCEND.
@RealFunkyFlamingo
Here's a morph I made of him, made with the intention of making him both look more NT and like his age.
Here's the original image, as you see only a few minor tweaks were made. It would require 0 hardmaxxing or changes to facial structure. (which you can't really do withotu hardmaxxing anyways)
STEP 1: FIX YOUR HAIR
Nigga your hair looks like a rat's nest. There's noway you're going to mog with that. You're not a 15 year old prettyboy, get a cut that looks less goofy. Your hair texture is naturally kinky so my two suggestions are is to just shave it off and sport a buzzcut (trust me it feels fresh and considering your decent amount of bonemass you probably won't look too bad with it). Then buy a male wig, there are a couple decent ones out there because there's an unlimited amount of balding men who need to fraud hair.
You can also try relaxing your hair through 1.) techniques straight from the Indian shaman himself. (most likely cope)
Or 2.) get a brazilian blowout + a little bit of styling through curling though this will require monthly maintenance as your old hair texture will continue to grow back:
STEP 2: GET SOME COLOURING IN THAT SKIN
You look like a dying banana peel. Your skin may be lightened but you have 0 colouring in it which is an ethnic trait, whenever you see deathnics trying to lighten their skin they'll often have ghoulish complexions because they don't have any of the natural rosy colouring real pale skin has. Unfortunately there is no way to change your undertones, neither naturally nor with chemicals. (I've heard lycopene promotes rosy colouring but I've never seen a before and after of this)
Your only option for this is to fraud with blush. You can achieve a natural look through using a darker blush and applying it in a splotchy way around your face. If it's too pink and if you apply too much of it in a focused symmetric area it's going to look obvious and fake like the image below.
Natural blush occurs very patchy all around the face, and is also a bit more reddish in appearance rather than pink. (note both young Rogan and the kid in the back)
There's a TikTok trend on how to recreate this more natural blush look, it's called "boyfriend blush" and I attached a video to this thread of a guy demonstrating how to achieve a natural looking blush effect for guys with 0 colouring.
STEP 3: SHAVE OFF THAT BEARD
Habibi, my yahki you look like a terrorist and you're still young enough to where you don't need to cover your facial features underneath a beard. One of your stronger halos is that you have unusually clear and smooth skin, don't hide it bhai. Trim it down a little and maybe keep a little bit of stubble on the sides. You'll look far less threatening.
ALRIGHT GET IN HERE YOU ABUSED DOG, I DIDN'T WRITE THIS GUIDE UP FOR NOTHING, MAYBE NEXT TIME YOU SPAM A DOZEN DIFFERENT SELFIES YOU'LL FINALLY ASCEND.
@RealFunkyFlamingo
