Ask me anything. Only truthful answers. No questions about crime, though.

[Madridista]

I want to reach 2,000 posts before my birthday tomorrow. Ask me anything.

 

[TechnoBoss]

Why did you specify that we can’t ask you about crime? Did you do something crazy?

 

[wsada]

Are you a criminal?

 

[Madridista]

Why did you specify that we can’t ask you about crime?

To avoid landing in jail.

Did you do something crazy?

Yes. Illegal content.

 

[Madridista]

Are you a criminal?

No, though I have committed some online crimes.

 

[TechnoBoss]

To avoid landing in jail.


Yes. Illegal content.

Hold up..

 

[puniteking]

To avoid landing in jail.


Yes. Illegal content.

Cod points?

 

[wsada]

No, though I have committed some online crimes.

Have you ever used Tor browser?

 

[Madridista]

Cod points?

Nope. Think about videos. Now think about girls. Now think about a certain age of girls. Voilà!

 

[alurmo]

do u have fantasies about gang raping barcelona fans

 

[Madridista]

Have you ever used Tor browser?

Yes, I have. My internet connection went too slow when I used it, so I deleted it.

 

[try2beme]

Are you Spanish

 

[Madridista]

do u have fantasies about gang raping barcelona fans

I want to fly there and conquer their women. Beating Barcelona on the pitch feels great, but having their beloved women cream on our dicks feels even better.

 

[Madridista]

Are you Spanish

Yes. Madrileño.

 

[iblamechico]

Whats ur dick size length x girth Bonepressed?

 

[wsada]

Nope. Think about videos. Now think about girls. Now think about a certain age of girls. Voilà!

Do they happen to be pre puberty?

 

[<6PSLcel]

No, though I have committed some online crimes.

baist

 

[Madridista]

Whats ur dick size length x girth Bonepressed?

17 centimeters. That's 6,8 inches if you're an American. I don't know about girth. Not very thick is all I can tell you.

 

[Madridista]

Do they happen to be pre puberty?

Yes.

 

[Darkeningstar]

I want to reach 2,000 posts before my birthday tomorrow. Ask me anything.

Being a Real Madrid fan is a bit like being a "slayer" for so long that then you get bored. Isn't it unsatisfying to see Real Madrid win Champions finals with that ease and continuity?
I wouldn't understand because I don't support teams anyway.

 

[einzigartig]

To avoid landing in jail.


Yes. Illegal content.

imagine thinking you be thrown into jail by answering questions here

just say (in Minecraft)

 

[Madridista]

Being a Real Madrid fan is a bit like being a "slayer" for so long that then you get bored. Isn't it unsatisfying to see Real Madrid win Champions finals with that ease and continuity?

Some people have the impression I chose to be a Real Madrid supporter. Not so. My family is Madridista. I think my uncle supports Atletico de Madrid, but that's it. As for the UCL titles, we spent 16 years without one. Shame after shame until we finally won La Decima (the 10th title) with Cristiano Ronaldo. From the on, we saw some humiliations like City's 4 goals last year. Sometimes it feels too easy, I admit it.