Assjobs are underrated asf (Better than sex)

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:feelsohh:: "Oooooaahhhhh Aiaiaiaiii"
 
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I used to jerk off to this when I was 13. They mog boring pussy sex
 
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Since you regularly visit hookers and have sex have you ever had this experience before?
Not this position exactly. Why don’t you fuck hookers?
 
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NoFap, sir.
 
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Its High T because it gives the men pleasure only, doesnt give women pleasure

So High T chad caring about his orgasm only and not giving a fuck about the girl truly high t behavior
 
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Not this position exactly. Why don’t you fuck hookers?
Conservative Muslim background even though my family is secular and non religious
 
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Better than sex is crazy


Goes for all the niggas who prefer any "job" over piv
 
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Its High T because it gives the men pleasure only, doesnt give women pleasure

So High T chad caring about his orgasm only and not giving a fuck about the girl truly high t behavior
A man does all the hard work going outside to the gym and fighting. So that the house wife can do all the hard work when it comes to sex. She must ride ontop of him and ride him like crazy
 
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absolutely nuclear clicking on this after artificially increasing levels of norepinephrine and dopamine which will proceed to lock me into a 10 hour goon session
 
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Slave trait if you were to ask me

@Imretarded?
 
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Conservative Muslim background even though my family is secular and non religious
But you’re not religious and you don’t need to tell anybody about this, you can also go to a different city where nobody knows you and wear sun glasses and a cap to stay undercover before entering
 
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But you’re not religious and you don’t need to tell anybody about this, you can also go to a different city where nobody knows you and wear sun glasses and a cap to stay undercover before entering
Idk, hopefully if I can get into uni in 2 months. I will hopefully get blown by a bunch of beckies in private ngl
 
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Idk, hopefully if I can get into uni in 2 months. I will hopefully get blown by a bunch of beckies in private ngl
And get stds
 
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And get stds
Never seen an actual Chad get it. That shit is only common in anal, like who the fuck does anal anyways? Dick in mouth is safe. Dick in pussy is kinda safe. Dick in ass is not
 
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Never seen an actual Chad get it. That shit is only common in anal, like who the fuck does anal anyways? Dick in mouth is safe. Dick in pussy is kinda safe. Dick in ass is not
I tried to scare you but failed
 
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Conservative Muslim background even though my family is secular and non religious
Muhh Conservative Muslim background.
You literally only post porn.
 
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Muhh Conservative Muslim background.
You literally only post porn.
I'm the same. I'm a total hypocrite. I call out sexualisation if society and know every teen pornstars name.

But I'm not as bad as @flippasav and @Gengar

If I had a wife I wouldn't do this shit.
 
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This cannot be genuine
 
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I'm the same. I'm a total hypocrite. I call out sexualisation if society and know every teen pornstars name.

But I'm not as bad as @flippasav and @Gengar

If I had a wife I wouldn't do this shit.
Cope I’m alright

@Gengar always talks about dicks tho jfl
 
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Off top of my head. Can't even think of 5. But Paige Turnah, Alexis Texas and Mia Malkova are fins af

I don't even consider them attractive even in their prime. They all aged like dogshit.
 
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Off top of my head. Can't even think of 5. But Paige Turnah, Alexis Texas and Mia Malkova are fins af

I don't even consider them attractive even in their prime. They all aged like dogshit.
Have you heard of Siri Dahl, Jenna Starr, Kayley Gunner, Ivy Lebelle? (My top 4)
 
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Have you heard of Siri Dahl, Jenna Starr, Kayley Gunner, Ivy Lebelle? (My top 4)
I've seen them. They're not bad. As you can see I'm an oldcel. Those names seem more recent.
 
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Idk about rest but there’s Savannah Bond, Valentina Jewels that kind of shit
I don’t really watch porn just OF leaks
i agree bhai porn in itself is dogshit and degenerate , OF leaks are infinitely better
 
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i agree bhai porn in itself is dogshit and degenerate , OF leaks are infinitely better
Notice how porn is mainly white dudes who watch women with dogshit bodies (fat and skinny) ? OF is full of good bodies (thick foids) who dudes don’t even pay to fuck them and majority who fuck these whores are ethnic/black dudes
 
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Notice how porn is mainly white dudes who watch women with dogshit bodies (fat and skinny) ? OF is full of good bodies (thick foids) who dudes don’t even pay to fuck them and majority who fuck these whores are ethnic/black dudes
Ur point?
 
I'm the same. I'm a total hypocrite. I call out sexualisation if society and know every teen pornstars name.

But I'm not as bad as @flippasav and @Gengar

If I had a wife I wouldn't do this shit.
In what way are you not as bad as me? You’re even worse, I’d say. You pray AND watch porn. At least you can say I’m a horrible muzzie and that’s why I do this. :forcedsmile:
 
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In what way are you not as bad as me? You’re even worse, I’d say. You pray AND watch porn. At least you can say I’m a horrible muzzie and that’s why I do this. :forcedsmile:
Who said you have to be sinless to pray?
I also consider myself a bad Muslim.
 
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only thing better than real sex is good blow job it is rare tho in superb quality but if she knows what she's doing it definitely mogs
 
Who said you have to be sinless to pray?
I also consider myself a bad Muslim.
But you’re worse than me, since you should have more reason to stay away from it yet you don’t.
 
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But you’re worse than me, since you should have more reason to stay away from it yet you don’t.
How am I worse? I coom like 3 times a week max.
 
Not sure if better than sex, but they r good especially if foid keep thong or bikini on
 
better than anal i guess
Yes, less dirty. But you are still just drugging and castrating yourself, if you don't have the goal of procreating at the time, it's better to simply have some hugs. Ending anywhere else than not in the place made for it by nature is a slave trait as you are not being allowed to procreate.
 
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