JesterMaxx
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Hey buddy boyo. You tired of having the same boring morning routine? Jacking off then going to school. We got the solution. Thanks to Ashton Hall, your morning is saved. This is THE BEST daily routine for maximizing growth and health. This is the best guide to MOG your soy friends and enemies. This guide will be separated into 3 parts, 1. THE NIGHT BEFORE (A guide to SleepMAXX) 2. The Morning Guide 3. The Finale
1. THE NIGHT BEFORE
Make sure you put on sleeping tape and a nose tape which you can buy here: https://hostagetape.com/products/🤐-mouth-tape-👃-nose-strip-bundle-blindfold?variant=46515356172455 (NOT SPONSORED)
Put on the mouth tape and nose tape and then go to sleep.
2. THE MORNING
Make sure you wake up at 3:50 AM! It’s morning mother fucker! It’s time to RAAGE! Now, take off the mouth tape and nose tape but still mew and nose breathe.
Now get your toothbrush and your CREST toothpaste (both will be linked): https://www.amazon.com/Crest-Advanc...ywords=crest+toothpaste&qid=1742921393&sr=8-5 https://www.amazon.com/Colgate-Adva...-2-spons&sp_csd=d2lkZ2V0TmFtZT1zcF9hdGY&psc=1
(NOT SPONSORED)
Brush your teeth for 2 minutes then get your water and pour it into a glass. Spit out the water in the sink. THE WATER: https://snapklik.com/en-ca/product/...QkYSYYkLEVYOsstwi4ATHpaYi-1Fp7ZAaAsTAEALw_wcB (NOT SPONSORED)
Then go to your roof and do some push ups nigga. Do that for 13 minutes straight then drink water.
Next, go to a table and meditate for 2 minutes. Then, get your journal and write for 15 minutes straight. After that, pull out your phone and scroll on TikTok watching Christianity videos for 35 minutes.
Next, go get a big bowl and fill it up with the saratorga water and ice. Mix it up and put your face in the ice as long as you can.
After that, you wanna get your fanny pack, your jewellery your clothes and go to the gym. Run for 13 minutes straight on the fastest incline and speed.
Then you wanna go to the pool and take off your clothes except your pants. Swim for 16 minutes straight, row to row.
Then you wanna get out of the pool and go to the sauna. Stay they’re for 8 minutes and get a towel. Make sure you say gracias like a true nigga.
3. The finale
Get back in your apartment or house then take a cold shower. Cold showers will boost test.
Then you wanna eat a banana. Make sure after you’re done you wanna rub the banana skin around your face because why not.
After that you wanna wash your face. Then you wanna sit down in a suit while your mom/slave/girlfriend brings your ice face bowl. Dunk your face in it for 5 minutes.
Then you wanna hop on a personal call talking to your victims about how you can improve their life while scamming them just like baby shitley, jester Patel, K shorseami.
After that get your slave/mom/girlfriend to make you a classic American breakfast. Bacon, scrambled eggs and toast with avacado. Say thank you while forcing your throat. Then you wanna drizzle raw honey all over while your slave/mom/girlfriend gives you that good water.
That’s the guide! I hope you enjoy! Remember, this is a W guide!
1. THE NIGHT BEFORE
Make sure you put on sleeping tape and a nose tape which you can buy here: https://hostagetape.com/products/🤐-mouth-tape-👃-nose-strip-bundle-blindfold?variant=46515356172455 (NOT SPONSORED)
Put on the mouth tape and nose tape and then go to sleep.
2. THE MORNING
Make sure you wake up at 3:50 AM! It’s morning mother fucker! It’s time to RAAGE! Now, take off the mouth tape and nose tape but still mew and nose breathe.
Now get your toothbrush and your CREST toothpaste (both will be linked): https://www.amazon.com/Crest-Advanc...ywords=crest+toothpaste&qid=1742921393&sr=8-5 https://www.amazon.com/Colgate-Adva...-2-spons&sp_csd=d2lkZ2V0TmFtZT1zcF9hdGY&psc=1
(NOT SPONSORED)
Brush your teeth for 2 minutes then get your water and pour it into a glass. Spit out the water in the sink. THE WATER: https://snapklik.com/en-ca/product/...QkYSYYkLEVYOsstwi4ATHpaYi-1Fp7ZAaAsTAEALw_wcB (NOT SPONSORED)
Then go to your roof and do some push ups nigga. Do that for 13 minutes straight then drink water.
Next, go to a table and meditate for 2 minutes. Then, get your journal and write for 15 minutes straight. After that, pull out your phone and scroll on TikTok watching Christianity videos for 35 minutes.
Next, go get a big bowl and fill it up with the saratorga water and ice. Mix it up and put your face in the ice as long as you can.
After that, you wanna get your fanny pack, your jewellery your clothes and go to the gym. Run for 13 minutes straight on the fastest incline and speed.
Then you wanna go to the pool and take off your clothes except your pants. Swim for 16 minutes straight, row to row.
Then you wanna get out of the pool and go to the sauna. Stay they’re for 8 minutes and get a towel. Make sure you say gracias like a true nigga.
3. The finale
Get back in your apartment or house then take a cold shower. Cold showers will boost test.
Then you wanna eat a banana. Make sure after you’re done you wanna rub the banana skin around your face because why not.
After that you wanna wash your face. Then you wanna sit down in a suit while your mom/slave/girlfriend brings your ice face bowl. Dunk your face in it for 5 minutes.
Then you wanna hop on a personal call talking to your victims about how you can improve their life while scamming them just like baby shitley, jester Patel, K shorseami.
After that get your slave/mom/girlfriend to make you a classic American breakfast. Bacon, scrambled eggs and toast with avacado. Say thank you while forcing your throat. Then you wanna drizzle raw honey all over while your slave/mom/girlfriend gives you that good water.
That’s the guide! I hope you enjoy! Remember, this is a W guide!
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