At-Home Methods to Narrow Wide Skull?

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Can exerting narrowing pressure on the skull narrow it over time through osteoclast/osteoblast bone remodeling?
 
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Can exerting narrowing pressure on the skull narrow it over time through osteoclast/osteoblast bone remodeling?
Suck on something overtime ur pallet will get narrower
 
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Jeep pulling + Boiling water bath
 
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stand in front of a mirror (any size will do)

Get a bowl of cool water, add some salt

take deep breaths for about a minute

Say "I am Chadonis" 3 times

Then take the bowl with the saltwater and pour it over your head

this will permanently narrow your wide skull
 
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Suck on something overtime ur pallet will get narrower

I know it’s a joke, but this effect is unintended. I want the neurocranium to be narrower, but the facial bones (palate, zygos, orbits, jaw, etc.) should stay the same width.
 
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Hydraulic press on the sides of head
 
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You know the answer yourself bud
Hydraulic press on the sides of head

Most people didn't take the question seriously (smh) but

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Humans deformed their craniums with gradual pressure.

Yeah that type of deformation looks like ass. But can’t you use the same general method (artificial cranial deformation) to improve your aesthetics?

For instance, if your skull is overly wide like so:

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What if you wear a horizontally tight, narrow helmet for several hours daily?

 
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Most people didn't take the question seriously (smh) but

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Humans deformed their craniums with gradual pressure.

Yeah that type of deformation looks like ass. But can’t you use the same general method (artificial cranial deformation) to improve your aesthetics?

For instance, if your skull is overly wide like so:

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What if you wear a horizontally tight, narrow helmet for several hours daily?

Dude the egyptians wore those things since babies, don't do anything stupid. You won't achieve anything
 
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Dude the egyptians wore those things since babies, don't do anything stupid. You won't achieve anything

Adults’ skulls’ bones still can deform, just much slower than children’s.
 
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Adults’ skulls’ bones still can deform, just much slower than children’s.
Lol not enough to make a visual difference in skull width atleast, luckily for you most likely.
 
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Lol not enough to make a visual difference in skull width atleast, luckily for you most likely.

Alright. So if this (narrowing the cranium through mechanical force) can’t make a difference to the skull, what changes can fucking Mewing and thumbpulling make? It’s all cope, right?
 
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Alright. So if this (narrowing the cranium through mechanical force) can’t make a difference to the skull, what changes can fucking Mewing and thumbpulling make? It’s all cope, right?
Duh, and nobody ever argued those work for adults (i think)
 
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Most people didn't take the question seriously (smh) but

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Humans deformed their craniums with gradual pressure.

Yeah that type of deformation looks like ass. But can’t you use the same general method (artificial cranial deformation) to improve your aesthetics?

For instance, if your skull is overly wide like so:

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What if you wear a horizontally tight, narrow helmet for several hours daily?

Only works during newborn age
 
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Suck on something overtime ur pallet will get narrower
He already does

Not like I'm against it or anything tho I'm not a homophobic bigot
 
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