At this rate, I will lose all my instagram followers in ~5 years

Lonenely sigma

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I have around 165 insta followers rn

Every 10 days, one pathetic little loser fails to realize how good my profile is, and he unfollows me

165 *10 = 1650/ 365 = prolly a bit less than 5 years

HOWEVER when you consider the fact normies are influenced by the opinions of others, once the remaining 50 see everyone else has left me already, they will prolly leave as well immediatelly.

This sort of remind of the german oil crisis during ww2

They had to reach caucasus oil fields before their tanks ran out of oil

In my case, I have to reach surgeries and fix my looks before I lose all my instagram followers
 
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Imagine if I lose aaalll my followers due to unfollowing jesus christ everyone would know I am such a loser

Btw, in early 2023 I had 200 followers, all of whom I knew irl, though tbf I did remove around 20 myself
 
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@RecessedCels @diditeverbegin @hopecel @shizuku11111

Imagine if I lose aaalll my followers due to unfollowing jesus christ everyone would know I am such a loser

Btw, in early 2023 I had 200 followers, all of whom I knew irl, though tbf I did remove around 20 myself
Lonenely sigma mass unfollowing is massive, yeah no, massive
 
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Lonenely sigma mass unfollowing is massive, yeah no, massive
LOOOOOOWWWWW---.....


....key a terrible idea boyo. Just let me live. I am miserable enough already.
 
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@RecessedCels @diditeverbegin @hopecel @shizuku11111

Imagine if I lose aaalll my followers due to unfollowing jesus christ everyone would know I am such a loser

Btw, in early 2023 I had 200 followers, all of whom I knew irl, though tbf I did remove around 20 myself
you rejected me when I asked for your insta, batice 🥹🥹 karma je rava :forcedsmile::forcedsmile::forcedsmile::forcedsmile:
 
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It is brutal trying to get out of the 100-200 insta follower range.

Then I see normies with 2k followers and wonder what the fuck I’m doing wrong
 
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I have around 165 insta followers rn

Every 10 days, one pathetic little loser fails to realize how good my profile is, and he unfollows me

165 *10 = 1650/ 365 = prolly a bit less than 5 years

HOWEVER when you consider the fact normies are influenced by the opinions of others, once the remaining 50 see everyone else has left me already, they will prolly leave as well immediatelly.

This sort of remind of the german oil crisis during ww2

They had to reach caucasus oil fields before their tanks ran out of oil

In my case, I have to reach surgeries and fix my looks before I lose all my instagram followers
buy fake folower i will buy
 
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you rejected me when I asked for your insta, batice 🥹🥹 karma je rava :forcedsmile::forcedsmile::forcedsmile::forcedsmile:
THAT WAS BECAUSE I REALIZED just how big the oil-... I mean, follower issue is

I may add you in the future. Desperate times desperate measures
 
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THAT WAS BECAUSE I REALIZED just how big the oil-... I mean, follower issue is

I may add you in the future. Desperate times desperate measures
girls don't like pathetic guys 🥹
 
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girls don't like pathetic guys 🥹
No being a man for my subhuman looks

Not to mention my manlet height. Its over

EITHER WAY I already have a gf. She awaits me in the afterlife utopia, we talk from time to time. I will be a beautiful anime-looking character there with a V-shaped long dolichocephalic skull, wide zygos, huge blue eyes....
 
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You're insane if you pay that close attention to your instagram followers
 
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You're insane if you pay that close attention to your instagram followers
I wouldn't mind about losing followers if I had like 1k of them bc then everyone would already love me anyway

But what really does piss me off is when someone unfollows me but doesn't remove me as a follower of his. Then I manually search for that one pathetic little loser, block him and all his friends

Thats how I lost quite a few people. Once I sat next to a dude I had blocked in the bus. Awkward shit yk
 
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Then I manually search for that one pathetic little loser, block him and all his friends
Ok I was exaggerating at first but you're actually insane for that. How do you even find who unfollowed you?
 
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Idk if anyone’s every told u this before but ur username is spelt wrong
 
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I used to have over 700 and now I only have 500
 
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Ok I was exaggerating at first but you're actually insane for that. How do you even find who unfollowed you?
I screenshotted every single account that follows me, and when one disappears, I go manually through profiles in my gallery to find the one that is missing

I mean, it takes half an hour sometimes... but I have to block them. I can't let them win, its not about the number of followers, I just can't let them win.

The fact they wanted to scam me and have me not realize pisses me the fuck off
 
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Ok I was exaggerating at first but you're actually insane for that. How do you even find who unfollowed you?
But once again, its not about the number of followers; whether you are liked by people or not is determined by your looks, not your instagram status

I just don't want to have someone beat me in such a retarded game such as unfollowing on fucking instagram.
 
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I mean, it takes half an hour sometimes... but I have to block them. I can't let them win, its not about the number of followers, I just can't let them win.
1739927212072
 
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@RecessedCels @diditeverbegin @hopecel @shizuku11111

Imagine if I lose aaalll my followers due to unfollowing jesus christ everyone would know I am such a loser

Btw, in early 2023 I had 200 followers, all of whom I knew irl, though tbf I did remove around 20 myself
Good boy for tagging me
 
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I hate when they unfollow you after you post something like give me a break lmao
 
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I hate when they unfollow you after you post something like give me a break lmao
FR those hurt the most

It means either:

1) your post/story sucked SO MUCH they couldn't continue following you anymore

Or even worse

2) they forgor about your existance and you accidentally reminded them with your post
 
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165 followers is nothing tho
 
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I screenshotted every single account that follows me, and when one disappears, I go manually through profiles in my gallery to find the one that is missing

I mean, it takes half an hour sometimes... but I have to block them. I can't let them win, its not about the number of followers, I just can't let them win.

The fact they wanted to scam me and have me not realize pisses me the fuck off
you can request data from instagram then you get two files, then you put those files into list comparing site and you can see who is following you and whose not by
 
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you know its over when you lose followers whenever u post yo self
 
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you can request data from instagram then you get two files, then you put those files into list comparing site and you can see who is following you and whose not by
Ikr, I already did that once, and then went through old chats sometimes when I had no internet
 
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I used to have over 700 and now I only have 500
whatdo u guys even post? u guys dont seem like very cool or popular people to me no offense
 
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whatdo u guys even post? u guys dont seem like very cool or popular people to me no offense
I don’t even post

They’re just all people I know
 
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whatdo u guys even post? u guys dont seem like very cool or popular people to me no offense
I don’t even post

They’re just all people I know
This is the last story I've ever posted, somewhere in december?

Screenshot 20250219 104637 Instagram


Uhhhm... yeah, I lost a follower the day after this one

No music, no nothing, just this picture
 
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You must ascend brother, the greatest revenge is success.
Thats a nice subtle way to insult my looks + instagram story

Thanks a lot
 
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you can always buy followers
 
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