Attacked by a spider while jerking off

[ManletJordanBarrett]

Last night I was having my nightly 2 hour goon session, when I saw a big ass spider crawling on my bed inches away from me, I jumped out of bed completely naked, screaming like a little girl, and crushed the spider with my cum rag, I will never masturbate again, I take this as a sign from God that I must quit.

 

[danielrjsha]

yeah it could've been a sign

 

[Vermilioncore]

9 months later, out from the cum rag appears bros son:

 

[Deleted member 49341]

I can confirm. I was the spider

 

[Sprinkles]

what if it was a thousand legger instead?

 

[ChadFucksYourOneitis]

I am the punishment of God...If you had not committed great sins, God would not have sent a punishment like me upon you

 

[NumbThePain]

9 months later, out from the cum rag appears bros son:

Nahh, this wild

 

[optimisticzoomer]

yeah it could've been a sign

A sign to suck this dick nigga

 

[Deleted member 23558]

9 months later, out from the cum rag appears bros son:

Judge and jury guy to reply “ cute outfit did your husband give it to you” ?

 

[normie_joe]

Last night I was having my nightly 2 hour goon session, when I saw a big ass spider crawling on my bed inches away from me, I jumped out of bed completely naked, screaming like a little girl, and crushed the spider with my cum rag, I will never masturbate again, I take this as a sign from God that I must quit.

It's still alive and will crawl inside your pisshole, lay eggs and you will piss out 100s of little spider babies.

 

[ManletJordanBarrett]

It's still alive and will crawl inside your pisshole, lay eggs and you will piss out 100s of little spider babies.

Dude if this happened I’d be so traumatized I’d probably become a vegetable

 

[i_love_roosters]

 

[ManletJordanBarrett]

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literally a 10 second read kys

 

[i_love_roosters]

literally a 10 second read kys