AUTISTS PLAN TO BUY ROIDS AND ASCEND *HIGH IQ GTFIH*

[iblamemandible7]

GTFIH ROIDCELS MINORCELS AND HIGHIQCELS, SO IVE FOUND WHERE IM GOING TO BE GETTING MY SHIT FROM TO MAX MY DEVELOPMENT OUT, THE ONLY ISSUE OF COURSE IS TURNING MY $400 OF CASH INTO CRYPTO, SO THIS IS MY PLAN:

I WILL TELL MY SYMPATHETIC UNCLE THAT I NEED HIM TO TAKE ME TO A STORE THAT SELLS VISA GIFT CARDS (I DONT HAVE A CAR *BRUTAL DIVERS LICENSE PILL* *BRUTAL BROKE PILL* CARPILLED) AND ILL MAKE UP SOME BS REASON LIKE THAT I NEED TO SECRETLY ORDER HAIR LOSS PRODUCTS ONLINE WITHOUT ANYONE KNOWING OR SOMETHING, FROM THERE I BUY 4 $100 GIFT CARDS ALL IN CASH, THATS RIGHT LIKE $420 OF STRAIGHT CASH TO BUY GIFT CARD (IS THIS SHIT EVEN LEGAL/WILL THE COPS GET CALLED IF I DO THIS BTW?) AND THEN FROM THERE I JUST NEED TO USE THE CREDIT CARDS ON AN EXCHANGE TO GET AROUND $380 OF BITCOIN MAYBE WHICH SHOULD COVER ALL THE COSTS. I HAVE TO GO THROUGH ALL THIS BULLSHIT BECAUSE IF I USE MY OWN CREDIT CARD MY PARENTS WILL FIND OUT IM DOING THIS SHIT AND PROBABLY KICK ME OUT/DISOWN ME FOR BEING BPED. THOUGHTS ON THIS PLAN? IS THERE A LESS AUTISTIC WAY TO DO THIS BTW BECAUSE IM VERY NON NT AND HAVING TROUBLE PLANNING THIS OUT, BUT FUCK IT YOLO WHY WOULD I WASTE THE LAST OF MY DEVELOPMENT WITHOUT TRYING HGH. I DONT EVEN HAVE THAT MUCH ARMPIT HAIR YET, MINIMAL CHIN AND UPPER LIP HAIR, AND I BEAT MY SHIT 4 TIMES A DAY WHEREVER I WANT WHENEVER I WANT

THREAD SOUNDTRACK:

 

[Bryce]

Saved this post to my DNR list

 

[iblamemandible7]

BUMP

 

[iblamemandible7]

Saved this post to my DNR list

NIGGA

 

[iblamemandible7]

BUMP

 

[Bryce]

NIGGA

It's not because I'm low IQ, if anything it's because I'm too high IQ to even glance at it. You wouldn't understand IQlet

 

[iblamemandible7]

BUMP

 

[iblamemandible7]

.

 

[iblamemandible7]

.

 

[RecessedCel5]

IF I USE MY OWN CREDIT CARD MY PARENTS WILL FIND OUT IM DOING THIS SHIT AND PROBABLY KICK ME OUT/DISOWN ME FOR BEING BPED.

this won't happen

 

[iblamemandible7]

this won't happen

YOU DONT KNOW THEM JFL

 

[RecessedCel5]

YOU DONT KNOW THEM JFL

how are they going to know if you buy it through the credit card + you can open a new credit card

 

[iblamemandible7]

how are they going to know if you buy it through the credit card + you can open a new credit card

IM 17 JFL, THE ONLY CREDIT CARD I HAVE IS MANAGED/CONTROLLED BY THEM

 

[RecessedCel5]

IM 17 JFL, THE ONLY CREDIT CARD I HAVE IS MANAGED/CONTROLLED BY THEM

do they get an SMS or what ?

 

[Jelexy]

Stop the low iq behaviours like expecting roids to ascend you or spamming messages.

 

[iblamemandible7]

Stop the low iq behaviours like expecting roids to ascend you or spamming messages.

THIS IS MY CURSE​

 

[iblamemandible7]

do they get an SMS or what ?

SMS, EMAIL, APP, WEBSITE, EVERYTHING, ITS SO OVER

BANKPILLED

 

[bruhtoobrutal]

bro just tell your parents you want to invest in crypto. I told my mum that and she believed me she even gave me her documents

 

[iblamemandible7]

bro just tell your parents you want to invest in crypto. I told my mum that and she believed me she even gave me her documents

high iq. Ive actually used robinhood under my dads name before. I lost 80% of the money on options and quit it a couple years ago. But will he get a notification when I send the bitcoin from the wallet?

 

[iblamemandible7]

bro just tell your parents you want to invest in crypto. I told my mum that and she believed me she even gave me her documents

Actually this is lowkey really fucking genius if I can do it right. the problem is idk how to convince her im literally putting all my savings into it at once ($400) jfl she probably wont even let me

 

[bruhtoobrutal]

But will he get a notification when I send the bitcoin from the wallet?

Yes prob thats why i bought the crypto on my mums account and then transferred it to my wallet.

 

[iblamemandible7]

Yes prob thats why i bought the crypto on my mums account and then transferred it to my wallet.

What bs excuse did you make up when you sent all the money to your wallet.

 

[bruhtoobrutal]

all my savings into it at once ($400) jfl she probably wont even let me

start lower like at 200 and then 1-2 weeks later add the rest. Say some shit like BTC is going up by so much or sum

 

[iblamemandible7]

start lower like at 200 and then 1-2 weeks later add the rest. Say some shit like BTC is going up by so much or sum

High iq as fuck. What did you end up buying with the money btw?

 

[bruhtoobrutal]

What bs excuse did you make up when you sent all the money to your wallet.

None. My mom didnt really care might be different for you though. But like why wouldn't your parents allow you to move your own crypto into your own account.

 

[bruhtoobrutal]

High iq as fuck. What did you end up buying with the money btw?

bought 330 worth of BTC, just bought some Test,HGH,AI

 

[iblamemandible7]

None. My mom didnt really care might be different for you though. But like why wouldn't your parents allow you to move your own crypto into your own account.

Idk theyre controlling and paranoid asf jfl thats probably where all my high inhib comes from. But all I gotta do is make up some bs excuse they probably wont know wtf any of it means anyways

 

[iblamemandible7]

bought 330 worth of BTC, just bought some Test,HGH,AI and DNP

Mirin low inhib move. All that for only 330 got damn. Results?

 

[Dot1]

GTFIH ROIDCELS MINORCELS AND HIGHIQCELS, SO IVE FOUND WHERE IM GOING TO BE GETTING MY SHIT FROM TO MAX MY DEVELOPMENT OUT, THE ONLY ISSUE OF COURSE IS TURNING MY $400 OF CASH INTO CRYPTO, SO THIS IS MY PLAN:

I WILL TELL MY SYMPATHETIC UNCLE THAT I NEED HIM TO TAKE ME TO A STORE THAT SELLS VISA GIFT CARDS (I DONT HAVE A CAR *BRUTAL DIVERS LICENSE PILL* *BRUTAL BROKE PILL* CARPILLED) AND ILL MAKE UP SOME BS REASON LIKE THAT I NEED TO SECRETLY ORDER HAIR LOSS PRODUCTS ONLINE WITHOUT ANYONE KNOWING OR SOMETHING, FROM THERE I BUY 4 $100 GIFT CARDS ALL IN CASH, THATS RIGHT LIKE $420 OF STRAIGHT CASH TO BUY GIFT CARD (IS THIS SHIT EVEN LEGAL/WILL THE COPS GET CALLED IF I DO THIS BTW?) AND THEN FROM THERE I JUST NEED TO USE THE CREDIT CARDS ON AN EXCHANGE TO GET AROUND $380 OF BITCOIN MAYBE WHICH SHOULD COVER ALL THE COSTS. I HAVE TO GO THROUGH ALL THIS BULLSHIT BECAUSE IF I USE MY OWN CREDIT CARD MY PARENTS WILL FIND OUT IM DOING THIS SHIT AND PROBABLY KICK ME OUT/DISOWN ME FOR BEING BPED. THOUGHTS ON THIS PLAN? IS THERE A LESS AUTISTIC WAY TO DO THIS BTW BECAUSE IM VERY NON NT AND HAVING TROUBLE PLANNING THIS OUT, BUT FUCK IT YOLO WHY WOULD I WASTE THE LAST OF MY DEVELOPMENT WITHOUT TRYING HGH. I DONT EVEN HAVE THAT MUCH ARMPIT HAIR YET, MINIMAL CHIN AND UPPER LIP HAIR, AND I BEAT MY SHIT 4 TIMES A DAY WHEREVER I WANT WHENEVER I WANT

THREAD SOUNDTRACK:

Just wrap it up and start gooning in public for optimal results

 

[bruhtoobrutal]

Mirin low inhib move. All that for only 330 got damn. Results?

china got cheap shit

 

[bruhtoobrutal]

Idk theyre controlling and paranoid asf jfl thats probably where all my high inhib comes from. But all I gotta do is make up some bs excuse they probably wont know wtf any of it means anyways

Can they make you a paypal?

 

[iblamemandible7]

china got cheap shit

Did it

 

[iblamemandible7]

Can they make you a paypal?

Nah they probably will get suspicious asf cuz I dont really buy much in general

 

[bruhtoobrutal]

Did it start with an S and end with a?

yes, basically every meso rx chinese seller have the same prices

 

[bruhtoobrutal]

Nah they probably will get suspicious asf cuz I dont really buy much in general

idk man, do you have a friend who has a paypal or buys crypto, or ask your friends parents if they have any of those.

 

[bruhtoobrutal]

some p2p non kyc sellers accept giftcards but im not too experienced in this.

KYCNOT.ME

Find the best NON-KYC exchanges and services to use and spend your crypto anonymously.

kycnot.me

 

[iblamemandible7]

some p2p non kyc sellers accept giftcards but im not too experienced in this.

KYCNOT.ME

Find the best NON-KYC exchanges and services to use and spend your crypto anonymously.

kycnot.me

Holy thats exactly what I needed thanks bhai

 

[iblamemandible7]

idk man, do you have a friend who has a paypal or buys crypto, or ask your friends parents if they have any of those.

Im probably just gonna pretend im investing like you said thats smart asf and best chance of working

 

[bruhtoobrutal]

Im probably just gonna pretend im investing like you said thats smart asf and best chance of working

yeah go ahead man, tell your parents your trynna get serious in the crypto market and start investing. They might even congratulate you for trynna make money.

 

[slaters]

GTFIH ROIDCELS MINORCELS AND HIGHIQCELS, SO IVE FOUND WHERE IM GOING TO BE GETTING MY SHIT FROM TO MAX MY DEVELOPMENT OUT, THE ONLY ISSUE OF COURSE IS TURNING MY $400 OF CASH INTO CRYPTO, SO THIS IS MY PLAN:

I WILL TELL MY SYMPATHETIC UNCLE THAT I NEED HIM TO TAKE ME TO A STORE THAT SELLS VISA GIFT CARDS (I DONT HAVE A CAR *BRUTAL DIVERS LICENSE PILL* *BRUTAL BROKE PILL* CARPILLED) AND ILL MAKE UP SOME BS REASON LIKE THAT I NEED TO SECRETLY ORDER HAIR LOSS PRODUCTS ONLINE WITHOUT ANYONE KNOWING OR SOMETHING, FROM THERE I BUY 4 $100 GIFT CARDS ALL IN CASH, THATS RIGHT LIKE $420 OF STRAIGHT CASH TO BUY GIFT CARD (IS THIS SHIT EVEN LEGAL/WILL THE COPS GET CALLED IF I DO THIS BTW?) AND THEN FROM THERE I JUST NEED TO USE THE CREDIT CARDS ON AN EXCHANGE TO GET AROUND $380 OF BITCOIN MAYBE WHICH SHOULD COVER ALL THE COSTS. I HAVE TO GO THROUGH ALL THIS BULLSHIT BECAUSE IF I USE MY OWN CREDIT CARD MY PARENTS WILL FIND OUT IM DOING THIS SHIT AND PROBABLY KICK ME OUT/DISOWN ME FOR BEING BPED. THOUGHTS ON THIS PLAN? IS THERE A LESS AUTISTIC WAY TO DO THIS BTW BECAUSE IM VERY NON NT AND HAVING TROUBLE PLANNING THIS OUT, BUT FUCK IT YOLO WHY WOULD I WASTE THE LAST OF MY DEVELOPMENT WITHOUT TRYING HGH. I DONT EVEN HAVE THAT MUCH ARMPIT HAIR YET, MINIMAL CHIN AND UPPER LIP HAIR, AND I BEAT MY SHIT 4 TIMES A DAY WHEREVER I WANT WHENEVER I WANT

THREAD SOUNDTRACK:

Why don’t you have drivers license at 17

 

[iblamemandible7]

Why don’t you have drivers license at 17

I failed that shi and dont feel like seeking employment to get a car rn

 

[slaters]

I failed that shi and dont feel like seeking employment to get a car rn

Honestly over even if you were blue pilled or whatever pilled that makes u see life normally no car is brutal and life will go downhill if you don’t start focusing

 

[iblamemandible7]

Honestly over even if you were blue pilled or whatever pilled that makes u see life normally no car is brutal and life will go downhill if you don’t start focusing

I dont like focusing because it hurts

 

[AverageCurryEnjoyer]

bought 330 worth of BTC, just bought some Test,HGH,AI

I was gonna do this shit but I found a local dealer that was a couple hours away so I did that shit.

 

[bruhtoobrutal]

I was gonna do this shit but I found a local dealer that was a couple hours away so I did that shit.

mirin wish i had a local dealer

 

[roid goblin]

high iq. Ive actually used robinhood under my dads name before. I lost 80% of the money on options and quit it a couple years ago. But will he get a notification when I send the bitcoin from the wallet?

no, everyone of you are so retarded
actual low iq

 

[aegon31]

you should say you owed money to a friend or some shit. if you have to rly buy crypto to buy gear it’s over 4 you coz there is no way you can make your parent belive whatever excuse you tell them

 

[iblamemandible7]

no, everyone of you are so retarded
actual low iq

Nigga why