Avoiding getting drafted for war

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Do you think hand and face tattoos would work? Ive heard about some people giving this tip to avoid getting drafted but idk

Seems better than hiding in the woods or breaking an arm on purpose lol

Getting some temporary tattoos
 
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Becoming obese
 
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does saying you wanna go er work
 
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Do you think hand and face tattoos would work? Ive heard about some people giving this tip to avoid getting drafted but idk

Seems better than hiding in the woods or breaking an arm on purpose lol

Getting some temporary tattoos
Don’t go to your home country after 18 if ur ethnic
Or they’ll catch you :feelsbadman:
 
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Don’t go to your home country after 18 if ur ethnic
Or they’ll catch you :feelsbadman:
Im not ethnic, btw another good way would be doing drugs, they would probably test and those who test positive would be dispensed
 
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Ok so you got a few options realistically, either you cripple yourself, transition into a women and or change your identity completely and go off grid, so you aren’t found.
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Do you think hand and face tattoos would work? Ive heard about some people giving this tip to avoid getting drafted but idk

Seems better than hiding in the woods or breaking an arm on purpose lol

Getting some temporary tattoos
LOW T if you ask me :forcedsmile: go to war buddy:lul:
 
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Break a leg or something because after the war how are you going to get a job with a face tattoo
 
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Break a leg or something because after the war how are you going to get a job with a face tattoo
A temporary tattoo that lasts 6 months
 
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You need to prove that you are so unfit that you wouldnt even be a good recruit in logistics. How would you achieve that ?
 
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Do you think hand and face tattoos would work? Ive heard about some people giving this tip to avoid getting drafted but idk

Seems better than hiding in the woods or breaking an arm on purpose lol

Getting some temporary tattoos
institutionalization
 
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Just larp as a clinical retard like tha majority of degens that rot on this site.
GLHF
 
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You need to prove that you are so unfit that you wouldnt even be a good recruit in logistics. How would you achieve that ?
I think hand and face tattoos+ consuming drugs would solve that
 
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I think hand and face tattoos+ consuming drugs would solve that
Hard Drugs would work. But none of this will work in the case of an actual World War. The chances of another World War happening are very slim though so I guess it will work
 
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