AYO HEAR ME OUT AND HELP ME

[fvolkek]

I got some coupons for free sessions with a VERY HOT like stacylite therapist. She's not that good as a therapist, but she's one of those art sy pscyhology fascinated people. She's young, like 23 years old. I'm 19 but I look like I'm in my mid 20s so I'm gonna tell her that I'm 23 as well.

I want to portray myself as a dark triad or a very interesting/fascinating archetype to try to make her intrigued in me. I look decent but I got a camera in my iPad that makes me look like a chadlite in certain lighting/angles, and I can even program a very subtle filter to chadify my face a little, without it being noticeable.

The idea is to fuck her eventually since it's free and I'm doing therapy already with someone else.

So tell me stuff I could tell her or how I could portray myself. Like something that could come out of a character study in an Oscar Wilde novel.

I want to just lie and make shit up and try to link unironically. Give me ideas.

 

[ey88]

will only work if good looking

 

[fvolkek]

>inb4 soy responses like: BRO! Therapists are professional! They would never do this!

She's a 23 year old who just came out of college, trust me, she wants dick like all women in this world

 

[fvolkek]

will only work if good looking

im mid but with that camera I look very good, like on Omegle women were complimenting me all the time, while with any other camera they would immediatly skip me

 

[imthesupremecel]

tell her you have 1000+ posts on .org and that you joined feb 19 2021 women love this

 

[Kelly Oubre Jr]

wear this

 

[asdvek]

You watch too much porn, that shit is not going to fucking happen. Life isn't a porn scene you retarded piece of shit. You think you're gonna fuck her at the therapy room or something? Delusional motherfucker you piece of shit its not happening

 

[fvolkek]

You watch too much porn, that shit is not going to fucking happen. Life isn't a porn scene you retarded piece of shit. You think you're gonna fuck her at the therapy room or something? Delusional motherfucker you piece of shit its not happening

It’s a zoom meeting. I literally don’t lose anything. I will have fun anyway by just larping.

 

[asdvek]

It’s a zoom meeting. I literally don’t lose anything. I will have fun anyway by just larping.

You think she's gonna open her tits and show her pussy and ass on the camera you porn addicted delusional mofo? That's not happening you delusional fuck

 

[fvolkek]

You think she's gonna open her tits and show her pussy and ass on the camera you porn addicted delusional mofo? That's not happening you delusional fuck

idk nigga it’s fun to larp anyway

 

[enchanted_elixir]

I want to portray myself as a dark triad or a very interesting/fascinating archetype to try to make her intrigued in me.

Prerequisite: be good looking.

 

[fvolkek]

No one gave me advice

 

[cooldude1231]

I got some coupons for free sessions with a VERY HOT like stacylite therapist. She's not that good as a therapist, but she's one of those art sy pscyhology fascinated people. She's young, like 23 years old. I'm 19 but I look like I'm in my mid 20s so I'm gonna tell her that I'm 23 as well.

I want to portray myself as a dark triad or a very interesting/fascinating archetype to try to make her intrigued in me. I look decent but I got a camera in my iPad that makes me look like a chadlite in certain lighting/angles, and I can even program a very subtle filter to chadify my face a little, without it being noticeable.

The idea is to fuck her eventually since it's free and I'm doing therapy already with someone else.

So tell me stuff I could tell her or how I could portray myself. Like something that could come out of a character study in an Oscar Wilde novel.

I want to just lie and make shit up and try to link unironically. Give me ideas.

Tell her you blend rats in your protein shakes

 

[noahwillascend]

Genuine advice here: be good looking
Hope it helps bro best of luck

 

[Newday*V3]

I want to portray myself as a dark triad or a very interesting/fascinating archetype to try to make her intrigued in me.

R u autistic? do you think u r the Joker and she is Harley Quinn? Pls bro