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So tired and bored with these type of stories.
How about this screenplay:
Young Asian boy is behind the counter of his father’s convenient store. The father took him to work because no one is at home to watch him since the mother ran away with a WM from her workplace.
The little boy is drawing pictures which his father encourages so much so that he even pins and tapes up the artwork around the store.
The next moment the little boy hears a customer yelling racist slurs at his father. The father opens the cash register. As the little boy is wondering why the father is taking out all the cash, blood splatters across the boy’s face. He has little time to examine himself as his father collapses on top of him with a flowing river of red oozing from the head and soaking the boy’s clothes.
Not knowing what to do as he sits in a growing pool of blood with his father’s still body strewn across his lap, he tries to call 911 while also placing his hand over his father’s shattered face to somehow stop the bleeding.
The EMTs arrive two hours later and mumble something about missing out on the game because of this pointless call. The EMTs figure there’s nothing they can do so they decide to wait until the cops arrive. They start coming up with hypotheses of how the Asian father probably did something racist and provoked the innocent customer.
The cops arrive two hours later and remark how the father’s gory remains looks like something their Asian wives cooked up last night. Everyone laughs except the little boy who is stilled drenched in blood. They look at the little 5 year old and tell him to get a sense of humor or go back to China.
They start asking the little boy if he killed the father because of being scolded after getting a B in math. The EMTs and cops laugh in unison. The cop seeing how the boy still isn’t laughing, stoops lower and asks “you speaka any engrish?” The small band of EMTs and cops roar in laughter instantaneously.
They take the dead father away in a body bag and the criminal is never found since the cops didn’t bother to investigate it any further after watching the security camera videos because pursuing the suspect would be considered racist.
For 13 years the Asian son tries to track down the criminal, but the best he can do is find a picture of him and his first name. He decides to confront the cop who dropped and buried the case. He finds the location of the cop’s house and knocks on the door.
An Asian woman answers. The Asian guy can’t believe his eyes and his own realization when he gasps out “Mom?” The Asian woman recognizes the man on her doorstep to be her son. She yells for her husband. The husband arrives at the door and upon learning that the man at his door is the grown up boy he left at the bloody convenient store 13 years ago, he grabs him and pulls him inside.
With the help of his wife, he ties up the Asian guy and throws him into the basement. While down there, the Asian guy sees a plethora of torture devices and tools. After letting his eyes adjust to the darkness, he can make out the shapes of bodies chained up to the walls.
Through some strenuous effort, he manages to free himself and finds out one of the chained bodies is still alive. He frees her and asks how did she get here. She explains that she was lured by the cop’s son to have dinner with him and the family. When she was having dinner with them, the cop started hitting on her and kept telling her to say “me love you long time” and “me so horny”. When she rejected the cop’s lewd advances, the cop locked her away in his private sex chamber/torture room.
Horrified by the story, the Asian guy was even more determined to find a way out and bring justice to all those who were killed and tortured. After a thorough search, he finds and opens the basement windows which are barely large enough to squeeze through.
The Asian guy hoists the woman up and out. He then jumps and tries to find a solid holding along the window sill to haul himself up. As he squeezes through, his foot inadvertently kicks over a can of paint that had been sitting nearby on a shelf.
From an outside view, the cop’s bedroom is suddenly illuminated. A bellowing voice can be heard “what was that?!!!!”
As the Asian guy is squeezing his torso through the window and envisioning a near escape, the female prisoner stands waiting on the front yard and with as loud of a voice that she can muster she proclaims “Quick!!! Some Asian guy is trying to break into your house!!!”
The Asian guy freezes for a moment bewildered by what just happened right before he’s snatched by the shoulders and pulled out onto the front yard by the cop. He’s then wrestled to the ground and suddenly is unable to breathe. The cop places his knee into the Asian guy’s neck. The woman grasps his legs.
Piling out from their homes are the neighbors to see what the commotion is all about. They applaud and cheer as the cop and the woman explain that the Asian guy was trying to break into their house, probably to steal their dog to eat it or to lace the house with fentanyl. The Asian guy’s blurring vision only manages to witness the neighbors pointing their camera phones at him before everything turns black.
lol
How about this screenplay:
Young Asian boy is behind the counter of his father’s convenient store. The father took him to work because no one is at home to watch him since the mother ran away with a WM from her workplace.
The little boy is drawing pictures which his father encourages so much so that he even pins and tapes up the artwork around the store.
The next moment the little boy hears a customer yelling racist slurs at his father. The father opens the cash register. As the little boy is wondering why the father is taking out all the cash, blood splatters across the boy’s face. He has little time to examine himself as his father collapses on top of him with a flowing river of red oozing from the head and soaking the boy’s clothes.
Not knowing what to do as he sits in a growing pool of blood with his father’s still body strewn across his lap, he tries to call 911 while also placing his hand over his father’s shattered face to somehow stop the bleeding.
The EMTs arrive two hours later and mumble something about missing out on the game because of this pointless call. The EMTs figure there’s nothing they can do so they decide to wait until the cops arrive. They start coming up with hypotheses of how the Asian father probably did something racist and provoked the innocent customer.
The cops arrive two hours later and remark how the father’s gory remains looks like something their Asian wives cooked up last night. Everyone laughs except the little boy who is stilled drenched in blood. They look at the little 5 year old and tell him to get a sense of humor or go back to China.
They start asking the little boy if he killed the father because of being scolded after getting a B in math. The EMTs and cops laugh in unison. The cop seeing how the boy still isn’t laughing, stoops lower and asks “you speaka any engrish?” The small band of EMTs and cops roar in laughter instantaneously.
They take the dead father away in a body bag and the criminal is never found since the cops didn’t bother to investigate it any further after watching the security camera videos because pursuing the suspect would be considered racist.
For 13 years the Asian son tries to track down the criminal, but the best he can do is find a picture of him and his first name. He decides to confront the cop who dropped and buried the case. He finds the location of the cop’s house and knocks on the door.
An Asian woman answers. The Asian guy can’t believe his eyes and his own realization when he gasps out “Mom?” The Asian woman recognizes the man on her doorstep to be her son. She yells for her husband. The husband arrives at the door and upon learning that the man at his door is the grown up boy he left at the bloody convenient store 13 years ago, he grabs him and pulls him inside.
With the help of his wife, he ties up the Asian guy and throws him into the basement. While down there, the Asian guy sees a plethora of torture devices and tools. After letting his eyes adjust to the darkness, he can make out the shapes of bodies chained up to the walls.
Through some strenuous effort, he manages to free himself and finds out one of the chained bodies is still alive. He frees her and asks how did she get here. She explains that she was lured by the cop’s son to have dinner with him and the family. When she was having dinner with them, the cop started hitting on her and kept telling her to say “me love you long time” and “me so horny”. When she rejected the cop’s lewd advances, the cop locked her away in his private sex chamber/torture room.
Horrified by the story, the Asian guy was even more determined to find a way out and bring justice to all those who were killed and tortured. After a thorough search, he finds and opens the basement windows which are barely large enough to squeeze through.
The Asian guy hoists the woman up and out. He then jumps and tries to find a solid holding along the window sill to haul himself up. As he squeezes through, his foot inadvertently kicks over a can of paint that had been sitting nearby on a shelf.
From an outside view, the cop’s bedroom is suddenly illuminated. A bellowing voice can be heard “what was that?!!!!”
As the Asian guy is squeezing his torso through the window and envisioning a near escape, the female prisoner stands waiting on the front yard and with as loud of a voice that she can muster she proclaims “Quick!!! Some Asian guy is trying to break into your house!!!”
The Asian guy freezes for a moment bewildered by what just happened right before he’s snatched by the shoulders and pulled out onto the front yard by the cop. He’s then wrestled to the ground and suddenly is unable to breathe. The cop places his knee into the Asian guy’s neck. The woman grasps his legs.
Piling out from their homes are the neighbors to see what the commotion is all about. They applaud and cheer as the cop and the woman explain that the Asian guy was trying to break into their house, probably to steal their dog to eat it or to lace the house with fentanyl. The Asian guy’s blurring vision only manages to witness the neighbors pointing their camera phones at him before everything turns black.
lol
