"Bad Hair Day"= Bad Face Day

[Part-Time Chad]

If your hair looks fucked up ("bad hair day"), then your face looks fucked up too, even if you don't realize it.

What causes a "bad hair day"?

It's due to bloating. When you bloat, your scalp expands, causing your hair to spread out and become less dense. It also causes it to angle in different directions, making it look messy and erratic.

Bloating does exactly the same thing to your facial features, including your head and even your whole body. Use your imagination what this does to your appearance.

So, it's not your 'hair' that's causing foids to react negatively towards you. That's just a symptom of a bigger problem. Virtually all hairstyles look good, if you do.


*The only other cause of bad-hair days, besides bloating, is when you use a product that has an averse effect on your hair (it becomes too oily, has too much volume, is too dry, etc. But that doesn't lower your SMV that much, if at all).

 

[CD34]

just have nice hair bro, u will magically develop a10 and 20cm of forward growth

 

[Healthymaxxer]

this maybe true, i get shit hair when i got facebloat

 

[asdvek]

Yeah, this is fucking true. Hard for many people to accept.

 

[sham]

It's due to bloating. When you bloat, your scalp expands, causing your hair to spread out and become less dense. It also causes it to angle in different directions, making it look messy and erratic.

i've never heard dum shit in years

 

[RapeAllFemales]

Chad dont have much hair

 

[Part-Time Chad]

just have nice hair bro, u will magically develop a10 and 20cm of forward growth

Forward growth won't matter, if you bloat, because the swelling will cover your bones up, not to mention distort your features.

 

[Part-Time Chad]

i've never heard dum shit in years

Because the dumbest-sounding shit has a funny way of being true.

 

[Deleted member 110111]

i need hair bhai. if i go bald i look like an egg because of my face fat

 

[AlbinoMaxxer]

Chad dont have much hair
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Are u retarded? Nigga has no reading comprehension skills

 

[Part-Time Chad]

Chad dont have much hair
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He's not a bloatcel, duh!

 

[CD34]

Forward growth won't matter, if you bloat, because the swelling will cover your bones up, not to mention distort your features.

Nigga how u come and say forward growth dont matter when is the determining factor on which looks score u are

 

[Part-Time Chad]

Nigga how u come and say forward growth dont matter when is the determining factor on which looks score u are

It only matters if you're lean and don't bloat, because bloating will make virtually anyone look like shit.

For example, I bloat. It doesn't matter that I have good bones. They get covered up by swelling, which makes me look like a slightly less hideous version of the Toxic Avenger, or the Elephant Man (your choice).