BAG FUMBLE STORIES 1

[truthprovider1]

I've fumbled the bag many times due to my stupid brain.

- First bag fumble in 8th grade when girl told me she liked me and I said ok out of fear
-Girl was dropping hints non stop. Was to afraid to talk to her.
- RICH STACYLITE FROM ENGLISH CLASS LIKED ME BUT I WAS TOO AFRAID ALSO
AUTISM STARTS

-I was playing basketball and a HMTB came up to me trying to talk. Told her to leave me alone as I wanted to score (could have scored something else)
-Friends birthday party in another city (he was turning 18) . HMTB with the fattest ass to body fat percentage ratio at the venue. I start talking to her cause she was hot and also seemed to like me. after 10 minutes of conversation I go to drink a shot with the guy whose birthday it was. fast forward 30 minutes im fucking drunk and stopped caring about her. Fast forward next day I realise how much i've fumbled.
Tell friend
Friend tells me he also saw her staring at me multiple times and trying to start a convo than chickening out
Friend tells me he had condoms
Tells me he would have had a room for us to "share"

FUCK ME I AM A IDIOT
(was, I fixed myself)

Let me know if you want more stories (not fumble as these are the only fumble stories I got)

 

[McSkziofren]

Í ALSO HAVE BIG FUMBLE STORIES THANKS TO DÉEPPY BUT IM MAKING UP 4 IT