BALDING norwoodcel ascends with hairsystem (GTFIH)

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this is the style im going for with my hair system. you dont even need to worry about hairline exposure with a fringe like this. not sure why every fag with a hair system wants to get a slicked back look, even if theyre 30+ they can still rock a short fringe. if mine looks good enough and im blasting roids and ascending asap.
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Justin Bieber maxing
 
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yep all da hoes love Bieber meanwhile your average hairsystem user wants to look like some turkish barber with their hair slicked back with hair gel in it. litterally 0 appeal

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no wonder norwoodcels opt for tranny drugs and transplants when every spokeperson for hair system has their hair slicked back like some greaser instead of wearing a justin beiber fringe that would get the youngest JB wet at a glace.
 
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same guy as the first one but with his hair system slicked up like some redditfag
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this style mogs so hard its insane
 
After doing extensive research on hair systems toady ive come to the conclusion that you have to be insane not to get one.

the only drawbacks are: cost. thats it JFL but you can buy your own for $200 and style it yourself if you have an IQ over 105

at first other drawbacks would seem to be
  1. it getting pulled off
    1. its literally glued on so tight someone would have to tug your hair with maximum for like 5 seconds for it to even start peeling off
  2. hairline peeling back
    1. does not happen with proper maintenance
    2. does not even happen if you wear a fringe and not some faggot slicked back look
  3. people finding out commenting on it
    1. does not happen
  4. itchiness
    1. does not happen with proper maintenance and choosing the right system
 
tagging hair system users @Deusmaximus @Gaia262
 
BALDCEL = VOLCEL
 
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im gonna buy one this week still doing research
https://www.reddit.com/r/HairSystem/ is a good resource for info
where to buy
 
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if he grows his sides out (which he can) the last one (fringe) is literally so much better than the slicked back ones its crazy and the last style has 0 maintenance, probably last 3-4 months easily. where as the slicked back styles requires styling and gel and the hairs thin faster, and your hairline is exposed.
 
options for norwoodcels:
  1. waste your youth avoiding events and clubbing since you have to wear a hat everywhere
  2. waste your time and balls applying tranny drugs and micro needling everyday for years for little results (your hair will still be thin and shit looking even if you recover ground)
  3. get a transplant (most people wait until their nw3/3.5 so it ends up looking like shit + the transplant will never look as good as a hair system + i know most of your balding fags dont work and cant even afford a transplant anyways.
  4. get a hair system and ascend
 
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if he grows his sides out (which he can) the last one (fringe) is literally so much better than the slicked back ones its crazy and the last style has 0 maintenance, probably last 3-4 months easily. where as the slicked back styles requires styling and gel and the hairs thin faster, and your hairline is exposed.
nothing looks good on that subhuman
 
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nothing looks good on that subhuman
his bug eyes and dumbo ears are terrifying. ovER for this Brazilian mutt. good thing im not him :LOL: :forcedsmile:
 
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