Bat just flew right by my ear while lying in bed srs

[LordNorwood]

I got up and threw the lights on and this huge ass bat was flying around my room, I sprinted downstairs to get dressed and grab a box to trap it in, cue me hunting this bat around for 15 minutes
In the end it vanished and now I am sleeping in the living room because this little nigga could be hiding anywhere in my room
Fml

 

[OOGABOOGA]

Inel trat

 

[LordNorwood]

Inel trat

Inchel trait: bats randomly try to kamikaze you

 

[OOGABOOGA]

Inchel trait: bats randomly try to kamikaze you

Tbh chad trait you will ascend and protect Gotham

 

[maxmendietta]

Inchel trait: bats randomly try to kamikaze you

Inel trat

I'm not miring son.
The bat detected his Gigatonius Space Marine tier enriched uranium enhanced blood.
The bat was jawmogged and left as the beta cuck he is.
He was mirin.

 

[Deleted member 3962]

welcome back ngl

 

[maxmendietta]

Tbh chad trait you will ascend and protect Gotham

inel trait he got aids and scrotum gangrene tbh

 

[LordNorwood]

I'm not miring son.
The bat detected his Gigatonius Space Marine tier enriched uranium enhanced blood.
The bat was jawmogged and left as the beta cuck he is.
He was mirin.

Bat was terrified of my insanely high DHT levels

welcome back ngl

Thanks brother

 

[OOGABOOGA]

Bat was terrified of my insanely high DHT levels

Laughs me ngl

 

[PenileFacialSurgery]

 

[KEy21]

Batmog is one of the worst type of mogs

 

[LordNorwood]

Batmog is one of the worst type of mogs

My cortisol got spiked so hard its unreal, I'll be up for hours now

 

[Deleted member 3299]

go kill it bro

 

[LordNorwood]

go kill it bro

If I see it I will kill it the replica longsword my roommate has
Fuck this bat

 

[Deleted member 1751]

I got up and threw the lights on and this huge ass bat was flying around my room, I sprinted downstairs to get dressed and grab a box to trap it in, cue me hunting this bat around for 15 minutes
In the end it vanished and now I am sleeping in the living room because this little nigga could be hiding anywhere in my room
Fml

My home is like 200 + years old and have all sorts of things in attic including bats, rats, snakes etc.

 

[LordNorwood]

My home is like 200 + years old and have all sorts of things in attic including bats, rats, snakes etc.

Snakes? Fucking ropefuel man. My house is old too and there are definitely bats in the attic. One gets in like every couple months.

 

[Deleted member 1751]

Snakes? Fucking ropefuel man. My house is old too and there are definitely bats in the attic. One gets in like every couple months.

Yeah my dad is fixing it he's putting lots of money

 

[sub6manletnozygos]

Inel trat

legit. OP's story is probably the most interesting thing that happened in his entire life meanwhile chad has already traveled the word done interesting stuff which he posts on instagram about.

 

[LordNorwood]

legit. OP's story is probably the most interesting thing that happened in his entire life meanwhile chad has already traveled the word and dont interesting stuff which he posts on instagram about.

Brutal man no need to be such a meancel

 

[DarkTriadPeerReview]

Motivational & cute, looks like you got yourself a new pet, OP

 

[Deleted member 209]

eat it

 

[Dogs]

Make sure you ain't got bitten so you don't have rabies or something

 

[gymislife]

Imagine you go back to your room and you see 5 another bats in there, wyd? Burn your house?

 

[Ritalincel]

 

[godsmistake]