BATHMATE HAS BEEN FOUND

[malignant]

I LEFT MY FUCKING BATHMATE IN THE BATHROOM YOU HAVE TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME
I AROSE FROM THE BASEMENT TO FIND IT SITTING ON THE KITCHEN COUNTER
THE PURE RUSH OF ANXIETY MY GOD
HOW COULD I HAVE BEEN SO CARELESS
FUOJN[SOEIDDGNJ[OIADSEFNG[OIAESDFNG
SHE COULD HAVE JUST LEFT IT THERE AND ACTED LIKE SHE DIDNT NOTICE BUT SHE EMBARRASSED ME ON PURPOSE AND PROLLY THINKS IM TINY EVEN THO IM 7X5 FUCKDGJKHDSJIKGHDFKJGJHFDKJ

 

[malignant]

my anxiety is sooooo high rn how can i cope
fuck its so over man

 

[The Bleach Pill]

rope asap

 

[Chad69]

Lol

 

[nvck_pilled]

look in the mirror

 

[malignant]

look in the mirror

nigga what

 

[nvck_pilled]

nigga what

u look good idiot just go reaffirm yourself smh

 

[Deleted member 4310]

Say it's for something else, idk what it looks like but be creative

 

[RAITEIII]

You will laugh about this one day

 

[malignant]

Say it's for something else, idk what it looks like but be creative

honestly bro considering she didnt say anything, im assuming she already knows what it is
just kind of politely moved it into a different room where i would see
if she didnt know she would approach me innocently about it
how fucking embarrassing man

 

[sytyl]

she is probably too low iq to know what it's for and thought it's a cleaning appliance

 

[Hades]

she is probably too low iq to know what it's for and thought it's a cleaning appliance

cock cleaning appliance

 

[Deleted member 4310]

honestly bro considering she didnt say anything, im assuming she already knows what it is
just kind of politely moved it into a different room where i would see
if she didnt know she would approach me innocently about it
how fucking embarrassing man

Just looked up what bathmate looks like, it looks like a fucking dildo jfl

You have some explaining to do...

 

[RAITEIII]

honestly bro considering she didnt say anything, im assuming she already knows what it is
just kind of politely moved it into a different room where i would see
if she didnt know she would approach me innocently about it
how fucking embarrassing man

Geez bluecel JFL yh thats a blackpill if she didn't ask jfl but why the kitchen and not ur room

 

[malignant]

Just looked up what bathmate looks like, it looks like a fucking dildo jfl

You have some explaining to do...

omg i didnt even think about that wtf
omfg my anxiety is through the roof ngl

 

[malignant]

she is probably too low iq to know what it's for and thought it's a cleaning appliance

did you see what this other mf said
i literally want to go up to her and say just so you know this isnt a dildo
s'over

 

[sytyl]

did you see what this other mf said
i literally want to go up to her and say just so you know this isnt a dildo
s'over

do that, then tell her "but if you want to use it as one..." and give her a wink

you are chad enough to pull it off

 

[Deleted member 4310]

did you see what this other mf said
i literally want to go up to her and say just so you know this isnt a dildo
s'over

tbh it's probably better to explain what it actually is so she doesn't think you are a fag

 

[malignant]

@personalityinkwell @wasted

 

[malignant]

tbh it's probably better to explain what it actually is so she doesn't think you are a fag

prolly already does tbh
im just not gonna say anything tho
hopefully she thinks its a masturbation device and not a penis enhancer

 

[EasternRightWinger15]

EVEN THO IM 7X5 FUCKDGJKHDSJIKGHDFKJGJHFDKJ

and here goes the brag

reported

 

[Deleted member 4612]

@personalityinkwell @wasted

who is "she"?

 

[malignant]

and here goes the brag

reported

imagine bragging about being slightly above average
i will come back in 6 months when 8x6, and then will brag u pussy

 

[malignant]

who is "she"?

my grandma
she def knows trust me
i just hope she doesnt think its a dildo that would be worst case scenario

 

[EasternRightWinger15]

imagine bragging about being slightly above average
i will come back in 6 months when 8x6, and then will brag u pussy

still mogs me

 

[Deleted member 4612]

my grandma
she def knows trust me
i just hope she doesnt think its a dildo that would be worst case scenario

could be worse tbh

so your grandma knows you're trying to make your dick bigger, is what it is

as long as she doesn't get in your way who cares?

 

[malignant]

could be worse tbh

so your grandma knows you're trying to make your dick bigger, is what it is

as long as she doesn't get in your way who cares?

mirin low inhib mr inkwell

 

[Deleted member 4797]

7inch BPEL or NPBEL?

How long you been using bathmats for? Has it increased your size (right after pump doesn't count)?

 

[malignant]

7inch BPEL or NPBEL?

How long you been using bathmats for? Has it increased your size (right after pump doesn't count)?

bone pressed im a little over 7
i just started dickmaxxing tbh like a week ago
already got caught lmao

 

[Good_Little_Goy]

Ur a fucking autist tbh
you seemed so NT at first and you look so nice and normal
but under the laid physique its a subhuman inside

 

[malignant]

Ur a fucking autist tbh
you seemed so NT at first and you look so nice and normal
but under the laid physique its a subhuman inside

LMFAO dont do this to me plz
why do you say this, who wouldnt get anxiety from the same situation

 

[NarcyChadlite]

SHE COULD HAVE JUST LEFT IT THERE AND ACTED LIKE SHE DIDNT

By "she" ...

idk if u mean ur mum or your gf... but knowing you for a while ill go with mum

 

[malignant]

By "she" ...

idk if mean mum or your gf... but knowing you for a while ill go with mum

niggas just roasting me in my own thread tf
nah even worse ngl i live with my grandma

 

[Entschuldigung]

she is probably too low iq to know what it's for and thought it's a cleaning appliance

she probably thinks it's a mechanic pussy tbh

 

[malignant]

she probably thinks it's a mechanic pussy tbh

i reeeeaaaally hope so man

 

[Deleted member 4612]

What bathroom were you using it in? Do you have your own bathroom?

 

[sytyl]

my grandma
she def knows trust me
i just hope she doesnt think its a dildo that would be worst case scenario

ohh
I thought it was the girl who was coming over

it's over

 

[malignant]

What bathroom were you using it in? Do you have your own bathroom?

theres one in the basement but i use the one upstairs because its nicer and no one was home
better water pressure bathmate fills up faster etc
that wasnt the issue, im just a retard for leaving it out bc i was in a rush

 

[Good_Little_Goy]

LMFAO dont do this to me plz
why do you say this, who wouldnt get anxiety from the same situation

I don’t wanna say exactly what but far FAR worse shit of the same sort has happened to me, and it’s hell in the moment ofc, but you get over it surprisingly easy in my case at least.

I don’t mean the anxiety though, that is perfectly normal, but you have the entire package physically speaking, and your still on here using the bathmate and shit lol.

idk it’s hard to explain but you deserve better man, hope you can let yourself live the way that you want to.

 

[NarcyChadlite]

nah even worse ngl i live with my grandma

wait wait.. if shes a granny she prob dont know what it is tbh... tell her its a waterproof lamp or somethn. u can make up the part about explaining why you need a lamp in the bath on ur own. ive done enough

 

[malignant]

I don’t wanna say exactly what but far FAR worse shit of the same sort has happened to me, and it’s hell in the moment ofc, but you get over it surprisingly easy in my case at least.

I don’t mean the anxiety though, that is perfectly normal, but you have the entire package physically speaking, and your still on here using the bathmate and shit lol.

idk it’s hard to explain but you deserve better man, hope you can let yourself live the way that you want to.

thank you for the kind words, you were right my mental is in shambles
i was exaggerating for the thread but i am very anxiety prone, its socially debilitating if im being honest

 

[malignant]

wait wait.. if shes a granny she prob dont know what it is tbh... tell her its a waterproof lamp or somethn. u can make up the part about explaining why you need a lamp in the bath on ur own. ive done enough

A FUCKING WATERPROOF LAMP JFL JUST CAGED HARD ASF
SHES ONLY LIKE 60 BRUH AND SHES PRETTY SMART, ITS OK IK ITS OVER

 

[ThreadMatters]

Man up and say it is a dildo m8

 

[malignant]

Man up and say it is a dildo m8

fuck shes hot man i need 3 more psl points asap

 

[RAITEIII]

omg i didnt even think about that wtf
omfg my anxiety is through the roof ngl

Maligbants huge dildo jfl

 

[RAITEIII]

i reeeeaaaally hope so man

Geez thats terrible brl

 

[crosshold]

ask her to help use it on you

 

[Deleted member 6128]

Wait who is she is it mom or roommate?

 

[malignant]

Wait who is she is it mom or roommate?

i live with my grandma jfl

 

[Deleted member 3635]

LMFAO dont do this to me plz
why do you say this, who wouldnt get anxiety from the same situation

stare ur grandma down next time u do it or ur low inhib