ItsOVERBuddyBoyos
6'10 , 300lbs , 10x10NBP can also lick my elbow
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> I turn up to meet this girl i matched online
> WTF , she anglefrauded and is way bigger is real life.
> She already spots me, so can't leave now have to continue to pub
> I'm just talking about something and bitch lunges at me and starts kissing me
> OHWELL.jpg might as well take the free pussy
> We get to hers and we've been hot and heavy in cab so shes begging for my dick
> She's on the bed naked and her thighs are bigger than my whole torso.
> Start thinking about how landwhale is such an appropriate term
> Dick has abandoned me
> I tell her maybe we should take it slow
> She starts crying
> Time to leave
Be careful out there bro's