Bear judges skanky teen girl as not suitable for Earth and tosses her off a cliff 400ft to her finale

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

Pictured: Teenage hiker 'hurled 400ft to death by rabid bear'

A teenage hiker who was tragically killed by a rabid bear after it dragged her and threw her down a 400ft cliff in Romania has been named and pictured for the first time.

www.dailymail.co.uk

 

[Juandigomigo22]

I choose the bear.

 

[Azonin]

Is the bear ok

 

[apocalypse]

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

I choose the bear.

Is the bear ok

Think about it. Remember, that meme trended a month ago about women prefer a bear rather than a man in a survival situation?

 

[Azonin]

Think about it. Remember, that meme trended a month ago about women prefer a bear rather than a man in a survival situation?

thats not true

it was whether women prefer to be stuck with a bear in the woods

i watched the whatever podcast you didnt

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

thats not true

it was whether women prefer to be stuck with a bear in the woods

i watched the whatever podcast you didnt

Whatever the fuck it was! Regardless, women preferred to be stuck with a bear than a man in the woods. Guess what the fuck the bear chooses, Simpboy?

Spoiler: HINT

Not the woman, fagboy

 

[Deleted member 70955]

Based wildlife.

 

[LancasteR]