BlackpillRemedy
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As I mentioned a couple of times before, recession is a cruel thing, when you're still a child/very young it looks bad and you look much more infantile than your peers, but the older u get the more brutal recession's impact on your overall harmony and looks gets. It seems like god likes to intensify the punishment the longer u endure it, almost like if he's punishing you for not quitting early, EXCEPT for one privileged group of people: Beardfrauders.
These guys result from a combination of many RARE qualities:
1- They're recessed.
2- They're blackpilled: Otherwise they would stay clean shaven as most men get advised to do, or at least shave from time to time (but the guys I'll show you do NOT shave, no matter what).
3- They're afraid of getting a surgical solution (implants/bimax/genio...)
and... 4- MOST IMPORTANTLY: They have INSANE beard genetics.
Now here's the thing, beards take YEARS to fully develop the proper extension and thickness needed to entirely hide your lower third, that's why you'll find most beardfrauders don't start utilizing their strategy UNTIL THEIR LATE 20s OR EARLY 30s. This can be life fuel for those of you, recessed fellas, who can't hide their recession due to an insufficient beard now, because you might be able to become a beardfrauder later in life, but... It seems to be getting rarer for newer generations to have the ability to grow high quality beards, so don't get your hopes up, blud
.Also, because god is capricious, if he concedes you this one chance at forgiveness it isn't without a price, as beardfrauding comes with the inconvenience of requiring a high maintenance (you must constantly trim it and give it a shape) that JAWHAVERS (AKA God's favorites
) will NEVER encounter, as well as the constant chance of facing INTENSE humiliation if your actual face is ever discovered (imagine the feeling of seeing your girlfriend be disappointed or even repelled upon seeing your naked face, it must be soul crushing).This fear of their real face being discovered is what drove beardfauders to create the 6 rules of beardfrauding club (the collective of beardfrauder men who don't want other beardfrauders to get caught in order to preserve the image of all beardfrauders and not have people associate beards with hidden recession):
1- NEVER Shave. NEVER. Not even if you get Lice. Not even if your wife BEGS to see your bare face (Never fall for this trap). You shall NOT SHAVE under ANY condition.
2- If you get knocked unconscious and are somehow immobilized and shaven, start PERMA JUTTING IMMEDIATELY and DO NOT STOP until your beard grows back. This way you might be able to do some damage control.
3- NEVER let ANYONE See old pictures, or you'll risk disappointing everyone who once thought you weren't subhuman.
4- NEVER Stand under direct sunlight / NEVER let anyone point a FLASHLIGHT at your face. Avoid potent lights pointed at your face like they are DEATH LASERS. This is because light will EXPOSE your deformed face, since it can shine through your beard and reveal the UGLY TRUTH.
(Beardfrauding subhumans' faces being partially exposed under the sunlight and a photo of their beard when light isn't destroying it).
5- NEVER let ANYONE see your X-RAYS, CT-SCANS, Etc. This is an UNDERRATED ONE and a RARE WAY to blow your cover, but it happens. Imaging techniques will penetrate the hair and your real persona will be EXPOSED. And if for some stupid reason you decide take them and instantly lose the respect of your doctor and anyone who happens to see the images (HIGH RISK SITUATION), you MUST NOT let your FAMILY see the images under ANY circumstances.
6- Create advance directives for end of life and care in which you state that if shaving you is required to keep you alive, you must be left to die. Also plan your funeral ahead and specify to your mortuary or whoever is gonna handle your corpse once you die, that you do NOT want anyone to touch your beard. Preferably, choose incineration over burial, since incineration will destroy your bones and no-one will ever find your recessed skeleton.
Now on a more serious note, its true that situations like the ones I mentioned are things that beardfrauders fear, in fact, what I've observed online is that they're in constant fear of being discovered because they dislike themselves and don't wanna disappoint their spouse/family once they're seen. It's pretty sad and brutal, tbh. I personally think that if being recessed causes this kind of anguish it's probably better to just get some surgery, but to each their own, beardfrauding ACTUALLY works decently, especially for mild recession cases. In fact, some specifics on the usefulness of beardfrauding are that it can hide both maxilla (mustache) and mandible (rest of the beard) recession pretty decently, unless the recession is giga brutal, and it's actually very useful in class 3 malocclusioncels (these guys don't even use it as often as they should, its mostly used by class 2 malocclusioncels) and also it favors fat people who aren't even recessed, making them appear to have a jawline.
In short: Being a beardfrauder is a great solution for recessed men, but these guys often suffer an impostor syndrome and some of them live in fear of their bare face being discovered, so is it really worth it? (imo YES, beardfrauding is LEGIT, unless you get the impostor syndrome, which isn't uncommon).
Now, let present you the most BRUTAL famous beadfrauders that I know of (CONTINUED IN THE COMMENTS SINCE I SURPASSED THE IMAGES LIMIT HERE), and please POST THE ONES I MIGHT'VE MISSED, and post forum beardfrauders if you know ANY.
1- UFC Fighter JIRI PROCHAZKA: Baring an insane resemblance to the meme I put at the start of this thread. UFC fighter Jiri Prochazka perfectly encapsulates the joke that are beardfrauders. He's been speculated to owe part of his fighting success to the fact that his opponents miss their punches when attacking his chin, since the beard baits them to attack at a spot where there's NOTHING behind it other than hair.
(I didn't make this meme, btw, someone else on reddit made it. Apparently even blue pilled reddit cucks found him to be a good laughing stock/punching bag)
Here he is Frauding (his perpetual state ever since his beard grew strong enough to allow him to pull it off):
vs Shaven
:Interestingly, his beard has made his image much more marketable for the UFC (Wouldn't be surprised if the UFC has the requirement of him keeping the beard in his contract), and has greatly contributed to his likability and his rise to fame. There's toys and plushies being made of him now that I assure you would've never been made if he stayed clean shaven. This all comes to show you that beardfrauding is absolutely legit if your beard genetics allow it.
Now this doesn't mean that beardfrauding has completely saved him... As you will see, the past chases Jiri due to breaking rule 3 of the beardfrauding club, an all too common mistake
Here are some blackpill reddit posts I found of people posting his shaven image and using him as laughing stock:Extract from that post, in which Jiri's shaven image was tagged NSFW:
and also in that post someone said this:
Brutal blackpill for Andrew Tate, bet he though he was doing something with his own beardfrauding, more on him later.
As u can see, reddit cucks have caught up to beardfrauders, so if you're: one be wary!! Even your NT peers may consider you suspicious of hiding your sub humanity behind your hairy coat. At this point having a beard might even be a FAILO since people could suspect you of being recessed even if you're NOT.
2- Drake: Beloved and possible blackpiller rapper drake is one of my favorite beardfrauders, because it actually worked quite well for him, he's defo one of the best success stories, and his case is one that people do not talk about enough.
This is him Frauding:
(bro even got dreads, looks like he followed every common .org advice and it actually WORKED for him
)Vs unfrauded:
(He also has vertical maxillary excess, BRUTAL recessed + downgrown pheno
)The most interesting aspect about his frauding is that he managed to completely change the perception the public had of him from cuck to being viewed as a mature man/bad boy, and it's all because of the beard. And it must be pointed out that unlike Jiri, who wasn't very well known before rocking his iconic beard, Drake was known EVERYWHERE, and he still managed to change the way everyone views him in real time with his beard. It's crazy.
Regardless of how successful his beardfrauding has been, nothing stopped people from mocking him, since he too, broke rule 3 of the beardfrauding club for a LONG time, and even if he had only shown his true self once, his enemies would've still dug until they found the picture revealing his horrendous shaven face. Here's a compilation of people mocking his unfrauded face:
Kendrick Lamar included a BRUTAL line in one of his recent drake diss tracks "Meet the Grahams" that said: "Grew facial hair 'cause he understand havin' a beard just fit him better" BRUTAL. It's hilarious cause this line flew above everyone's heads when it came out, and it had people speculating some crazy meanings behind it while the meaning was plan and simple, he was basically mocking drake for being a recessed beard fraurder.
Apparently some Redditor recently understood the meaning, I found this post when looking for the exact line on the song in order to quote it:
And there's a whole lot more mockery out there. Here's some of the stuff I found on reddit:
And I wanted to end this first part with this extract from the last link:
BRUTAL BLACKPILL FOR RECESSEDCELS: If you're Recessed you're ANNOYING! Just for being born that way, fucking BRUTAL.
MORE BEARDFRAUDERS IN THE COMMENTS, SCROLL DOWN (if there's any comments, maybe the post will get ignored
) TO FIND MORE BEARDFRAUDERS BY ME AND MAYBE OTHERS
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Bro should've never allowed a camera near him before growing his majestic beard
