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If you want to become the very essence of badboy slayer, you will need to embrace the dark triad fully.
I will give a step by step guide on how to become a dark triad tera mogger.
1. pale maxx
Forget going out in the sun, it should be your worst enemy, having warm skin is NT and therefore must be avoided at all costs
2. skin max with tretinoin
vampires are supposed to be immortal, the anti aging effects of this stuff should be utilised.
3. stop cutting your hair
grow it out and if you do decide to cut it, do it yourself, dont go to a barber, do it haphazardly.
4. wear long clothes, a long brimmed hat and shades when you go out.
this should be the drip you're looking for
At this point, you should be looking like one unhinged motherfucker.
Your smv will drop at this point, people will think you're a retard. but don't worry, we have only just begun.
5. watch gore every day
watch it when you wake up, when you go to sleep, when you're taking a shit. You should be thinking about it when you're sleeping.
6. turn your gore interest into a fetish
Richard Ramirez did it, and so should you. Simple as.
7. exercise
A good badboy vampire is fit, not fat. Stay in shape buddy boyos, you'll need it for your future exploits.
8. get as low body far percentage as possible.
you need to look like a ghoul in the face, you should have very little bucal fat. Consider having it surgically removed.
At this point, you should be getting some serious dark triad vibes, your SMV is rising and people are getting very intimidated by you
9. get LL surgery
this is optional. A vampire should ideally be tall and slender, get 5-7 cm of extra height, that should be enough but dont be afraid to go for more.
10. start letting your derangement loose
Your reign of terror begins
@HarrierDuBois
@Shieda_Kayn
@StrangerDanger
@Octillionaire
I will give a step by step guide on how to become a dark triad tera mogger.
1. pale maxx
Forget going out in the sun, it should be your worst enemy, having warm skin is NT and therefore must be avoided at all costs
2. skin max with tretinoin
vampires are supposed to be immortal, the anti aging effects of this stuff should be utilised.
3. stop cutting your hair
grow it out and if you do decide to cut it, do it yourself, dont go to a barber, do it haphazardly.
4. wear long clothes, a long brimmed hat and shades when you go out.
this should be the drip you're looking for
At this point, you should be looking like one unhinged motherfucker.
Your smv will drop at this point, people will think you're a retard. but don't worry, we have only just begun.
5. watch gore every day
watch it when you wake up, when you go to sleep, when you're taking a shit. You should be thinking about it when you're sleeping.
6. turn your gore interest into a fetish
Richard Ramirez did it, and so should you. Simple as.
7. exercise
A good badboy vampire is fit, not fat. Stay in shape buddy boyos, you'll need it for your future exploits.
8. get as low body far percentage as possible.
you need to look like a ghoul in the face, you should have very little bucal fat. Consider having it surgically removed.
At this point, you should be getting some serious dark triad vibes, your SMV is rising and people are getting very intimidated by you
9. get LL surgery
this is optional. A vampire should ideally be tall and slender, get 5-7 cm of extra height, that should be enough but dont be afraid to go for more.
10. start letting your derangement loose
Your reign of terror begins
@HarrierDuBois
@Shieda_Kayn
@StrangerDanger
@Octillionaire
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