Beef tallow is the best looksmax substance on earth + proof inside

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Chapped lips? Put some tallow on em.
Want longer and thicker lashes and brows? Put some tallow on em.
Dry scalp? Massage some tallow in it.
Need a moisturizer? Put some tallow on your face.
Need some sunscreen/ Cover yourself in tallow.
Need lube to jerk off with? Put some tallow on your dick.
Want some food? Fry it in tallow.
Giving a massage? Tallow.
Your door squeaks? Put some tallow in the hinges.

Animal fat is most useful substance on earth and you can't prove me wrong. The good part is that it's extremely compatible with humans (cause we're made out of animal fat duuh) and doesn't have the xenoestrogens other bullshit has. Stay away from vaseline and other bs, all you need is tallow.
 

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If you wouldn't eat it then you shouldn't put it on your skin.
 
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Deer tallow soap



Want to wash your body? Tallow soap. Need to see in the dark? Tallow candles.
 
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You can go to your local butcher and get a bucket for like $10 that'll last you forever. You can make whatever you want from it and it doesn't smell like food.
 
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Don't fall for this meme
 
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Gonna smell like shit
Smells like nothing if rendered properly, I use it every day. Beef tallow (SUET) is used in a LOT of cosmetics but now brands want the vegan label so they switched to shit oils.
 
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"The Romans and ancient Egyptians regularly used tallow as a miracle moisturizing agent and a cure for burns, scrapes, and various other ailments. Whether it was used as a balm, ointment, or salve, tallow was a readily available resource and a healing must-have."
 
"The Romans and ancient Egyptians regularly used tallow as a miracle moisturizing agent and a cure for burns, scrapes, and various other ailments. Whether it was used as a balm, ointment, or salve, tallow was a readily available resource and a healing must-have."
They also died at 40
 
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They also died at 40
Also guys who bring up this point just show themselves as ignorant and uneducated in statistics. The median is that way cause there were a lot more young child deaths and the world wasn’t as safe.
 
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Also guys who bring up this point just show themselves as ignorant and uneducated in statistics. The median is that way cause there were a lot more young child deaths and the world wasn’t as safe.
Science is important to prevent child deaths + hygiene
 
that looks fucking nasty I ain’t doing allat
 
bvsed
 
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Do you have experience with beef tallow? If so, can I dm you for advice, I really want to give beef tallow a shot because cope skincare products are making my skin worse.
 
I can put this shit on my dick? really?
 
No tallow for your micropenis
 
last year you all coped with volufiline

this year will be beef tallow i guess haha
 
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