Being A College Athlete Superstar is Def a Top Human Experience OAT

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Being a college superstar at htn+ (even mtn) is probably one of the best experiences any human can live icl; imagine going anywhere on campus and having girls throwing themselves at you, asking for signitures/photos, having sex with nearly ANY chick(Cougars, freshmans, female athletes), ALL while you're in the prime years of your life; no worrying about grades (they all major business JFL), no worrying about life after college (they went to business college), and a BAG SECURED. Fuck, legit EVERY.. OTHER.. FOID.. mentioning you on their tiktok/snap/insta story.. ANYBODY WHO SAYS THEY WOULDN'T LIKE THAT ATTENTION IS A LYING SNAKE. I can't even imagine the night life

Spoiler: Sophomore btw

"The reason why your girl sleeps 16 hrs" ahh

If only I spent my childhood learning how to throw a football well instead of playing Epic Minigames on Roblox
Its alright, once crispr goes mainstream, ill reproduce and train my son ball to give him a king's life at some D1 College and maybe NFL.
Can't be that hard.

 

[Sprinkles]

Just be a 6’3+ wasp htn+ NT frat trust fund kid bro

 

[dawooddX]

imagine tall, htn+,genetically physically above average, + well off parents

fuck man
life is a scam

 

[Noun]

Just be a 6’3+ wasp htn+ NT frat trust fund kid bro

i mean, money doesnt have that much to do with it (scolalrships), and d1 athletes aren't usually in frats.