Being a prisoner is 100x better than my life

[ey88]

Prisoners live a dream life

Just get to relax all day and not work

+ what are they even missing out on, girls? I don’t get any girls anyway, friends? I don’t have any, family? Maybe I guess

I basically live the life of a prisoner but even worse because I have to work and go to school

 

[Entschuldigung]

You can make friends in prison I think
But the food is probably Terrible

 

[ey88]

You can make friends in prison I think
But the food is probably Terrible

Yeah that’s what I said on my last post, it’s literally the only thing stopping me from going tbh, maybe I could larp having bad allergies so they just feed me meat or something JFL

 

[donkeyskin]

You can make friends in prison I think
But the food is probably Terrible

Weight loss hack: get arrested

 

[Swarthy Knight]

Prisoners live a dream life

Just get to relax all day and not work

+ what are they even missing out on, girls? I don’t get any girls anyway, friends? I don’t have any, family? Maybe I guess

I basically live the life of a prisoner but even worse because I have to work and go to school

> Become a prison bitch for some BBC

 

[romanstock]

why do you think niggas just keep getting arrested, it's basically extending school for them instead of going into working

 

[Entschuldigung]

Weight loss hack: get arrested

Guys get jacked in prison
Prison> gym