Being a vampire would be so cool

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Alessandro17

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Bro image being a 6'10 vampire and how cool that would be. You would literally be able wake up at like 8pm go outside until like 5:30am and just walk around hunting victims and biting at their neck and shit and see how scared the girls would be as they scream in terror at your towering height and terrifying physical appearance. Not to mention women would probably instantly fall in love with you cause of your height and she would be probably be so attached to you that she would make time to go outside in the middle of the night to spend time with you and you can just kill her there and take her shitty fucking purse and spend all of her money on some garlic bread or something. Just another interesting thougtht that has occured to me in the middle of the night i swear its like i become a different person at these hours.
 
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Fuck yeah read my book about it I’ve only written act I so far:

 
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It is cool
 
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Speechmemified IMG 0247
 
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Once you eight twilight you realise being a vampire is soo far superior to being a human I still feel depressed to this day about ageing
 
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I already do this and I'm not a vampire.Go chase your dreams dude.this doesn't have to be just in your imagination :heart:
 
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I already do this and I'm not a vampire.Go chase your dreams dude.this doesn't have to be just in your imagination :heart:
bro just reminded me that I have free will holy shit
 
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i wanr to be a rat to eat trash
 
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Dark triad trait
 
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