Being a waiter/bartender is the ultimate way to NTmax (GTIFH)

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You are quite literally forced to jestermax to normies for a wage, it doesnt get any better than being a server for mastering convo skills
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I have improved my social skills to an INSANE degree being in the service industry, to the point where I could easily keep up with your everyday NT guy. You quickly learn how to understand cues like whether someone wants you to talk with them, or simply take their order and leave them be. You will be forced to strike up convos on the fly about random shit, or you will have the aspie failo and you wont get good tips.

Its fucking over if you arent servermaxing as a high tier normie for a part time job, easy 500-1000$ in a day if your good.
 
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I was gonna make a long guide on how to get a job as a waiter, and how to be good but its kinda late and im sick so maybe tmr

lmk if you wanna see this
 
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If you're sub5 as a water or bartender, it will just make you more subservient and obsequious towards people taller/better looking than you

It only works if you are already easy on the eyes, somewhat outgoing and have a bit of personality...Then the job pushes you to get out of your shell
 
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1000$ a day? Dnrd
 
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It's a dead end job and low status
 
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You already seemed pretty NT though
 
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My autism would cause me to drop plates everywhere and embarrass myself. I'm not made for this type of shit.
 
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Cope

If you're sub5 as a water or bartender, it will just make you more subservient and obsequious towards people taller/better looking than you

It only works if you are already easy on the eyes, somewhat outgoing and have a bit of personality...Then the job pushes you to get out of your shell
Your prob right ngl, but that benefits me.
1000$ a day? Dnrd
I made 1600$ in about 8 hrs on christmas eve. Its not rare whatsoever to put up those numbers at huge restaurants
 
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Also assuming your working 5 days a week 1000$ a day that's 240k a year you are not making that as a waiter
 
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It’s not like you were autistic or ND in the first place
 
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Your prob right ngl, but that benefits me.

I made 1600$ in about 8 hrs on christmas eve. Its not rare whatsoever to put up those numbers at huge restaurants
That's like impossible in uk as my mother is a area manager for a major company and ppl never make such money from just tips
 
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Also assuming your working 5 days a week 1000$ a day that's 240k a year you are not making that as a waiter
Thats because a tuesday /=/ a saturday shift. I thought that would be obvious. I only have broke 1000 on saturday shifts. Usually just from whale tippers aswell.
 
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You are quite literally forced to jestermax to normies for a wage, it doesnt get any better than being a server for mastering convo skills
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I have improved my social skills to an INSANE degree being in the service industry, to the point where I could easily keep up with your everyday NT guy. You quickly learn how to understand cues like whether someone wants you to talk with them, or simply take their order and leave them be. You will be forced to strike up convos on the fly about random shit, or you will have the aspie failo and you wont get good tips.

Its fucking over if you arent servermaxing as a high tier normie for a part time job, easy 500-1000$ in a day if your good.
Which restro dude where tf do you get 500 to 1000 dollars a day
 
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I can't become a waiter/bartender, unfortunately. I'm ethnic + muzzie.
 
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My autism would cause me to drop plates everywhere and embarrass myself. I'm not made for this type of shit.
Me but replace autism with tremors. My hands shake uncontrollably. Nothing too serious but it's noticeable when I'm pouring in a drink. I'd be too clumsy.
 
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Me but replace autism with tremors. My hands shake uncontrollably. Nothing too serious but it's noticeable when I'm pouring in a drink. I'd be too clumsy.
Propanolol.
 
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Propanolol.
I actually went to the hospital for this and the doctor was a Chinese guy (instantly high IQ) and he said there's no cure for it. He could only give me medicine if I wanted to, but also said it wouldn't fix or heal anything. It would just temporarily stop it. I wonder if he was gonna prescribe Propanolol.
 
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Have to converse with normies AND have to remember their orders, make the right drinks, etc? No ty, ill stick to NEETing over that
 
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I actually went to the hospital for this and the doctor was a Chinese guy (instantly high IQ) and he said there's no cure for it. He could only give me medicine if I wanted to, but also said it wouldn't fix or heal anything. It would just temporarily stop it. I wonder if he was gonna prescribe Propanolol.
If its caused by anxiety and so adrenaline propanolol will fix it. If its a neurological issue I'm not sure.
 
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I was gonna make a long guide on how to get a job as a waiter, and how to be good but its kinda late and im sick so maybe tmr

lmk if you wanna see this
Pls bro
 
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I would do this but I dont live in a city full of nice resturants
 
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I was gonna make a long guide on how to get a job as a waiter, and how to be good but its kinda late and im sick so maybe tmr

lmk if you wanna see this
Fuck it. Let’s see it
 
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Also assuming your working 5 days a week 1000$ a day that's 240k a year you are not making that as a waiter
It's very possible at a popular restaurant
 
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I was gonna make a long guide on how to get a job as a waiter, and how to be good but its kinda late and im sick so maybe tmr

lmk if you wanna see this
Definitely do wanna see this. I appreciate how your bringing attention to this subject because I think people here are so focused on improving their looks that they don’t realize the importance of social skills as well. I used to be very ugly and never got any female attention but when after I ascended and started getting seeing more girls take interest in me I had no idea how to talk to them and couldn’t even process that a girl would actually be interested in me so I would just be insanely awkward and nervous to make the first move as I was so used to being overlooked. This definitely fucked me up cause I had the looks party down but that doesn’t matter if you don’t know how to interact with other people. No one want to date a autistic loser even if there good looking
 
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you can make decent money as a waiter i know people who worked that job and make decent money from it
 
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carrying all those plates and cups simultaneously looks terrifying. i'm a cautious guy.
 
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You are quite literally forced to jestermax to normies for a wage, it doesnt get any better than being a server for mastering convo skills
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I have improved my social skills to an INSANE degree being in the service industry, to the point where I could easily keep up with your everyday NT guy. You quickly learn how to understand cues like whether someone wants you to talk with them, or simply take their order and leave them be. You will be forced to strike up convos on the fly about random shit, or you will have the aspie failo and you wont get good tips.

Its fucking over if you arent servermaxing as a high tier normie for a part time job, easy 500-1000$ in a day if your good.
Major truth and some of the best money for entry level waging
 
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I was gonna make a long guide on how to get a job as a waiter, and how to be good but its kinda late and im sick so maybe tmr

lmk if you wanna see this
I need it fs. Tried to lie ab server exp on resume when trying to get a job as a server at cheesecake factory and the nigga told me "I think you'd do better as a busser and then u can work your way up boyo"
 
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You are quite literally forced to jestermax to normies for a wage, it doesnt get any better than being a server for mastering convo skills
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I have improved my social skills to an INSANE degree being in the service industry, to the point where I could easily keep up with your everyday NT guy. You quickly learn how to understand cues like whether someone wants you to talk with them, or simply take their order and leave them be. You will be forced to strike up convos on the fly about random shit, or you will have the aspie failo and you wont get good tips.

Its fucking over if you arent servermaxing as a high tier normie for a part time job, easy 500-1000$ in a day if your good.
You want me to be a waiter? Do you consider this kind of life successful lol what a status failo.
 
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Doing customer service did boost my confidence but it boosted my hatred and racism even more. Notice a particular pattern between the behaviour of certain ethnicities
 
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Doing customer service did boost my confidence but it boosted my hatred and racism even more. Notice a particular pattern between the behaviour of certain ethnicities
We all can relate
 
Not bad ngl , i wanna try bouncer first , do i have to talk alot or nah? I find people natrually want to talk to me first
 
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only works in america
 
One David gandy elixir please
 
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Isn't this only applicable in America where you guys have Tips, i bet a lot of your money came from that. Also if you work at a high end bar the tips would be much larger.

We have no Tips in Australia
 
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Isn't this only applicable in America where you guys have Tips, i bet a lot of your money came from that. Also if you work at a high end bar the tips would be much larger.

We have no Tips in Australia
Prefer it like that you expect these curries and chinks to tip???
 
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If its caused by anxiety and so adrenaline propanolol will fix it. If its a neurological issue I'm not sure.
No, it’s always been like this. Noticed it for the first time during swimming lessons at age 7 or 8.
 
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those numbers surely arent even true in the wealthiest areas like North East US but thats irrelevant because your point is right

same goes for retail, both can help you even socially MOG the average introverted or shy normie
 

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