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I recently got one of those Hunter S. Thompson fishing bucket hat/fishing hat things, or whatever you’d call it, and it got me thinking about how peak being an old man would actually be. Right now, the hat doesn’t look good on me at all (which is unfortunate because I like the hat), but I was thinking about how peak it would look on me when I’m an old man.
When you’re an old man, you basically have no standards to meet. You can do whatever you want, dress however you want, act however you want, say whatever you want, you basically have no limits.
Imagine how sick it would be going on rants about how jews control the world to your whole family
At that age, you can stop caring about what people think of you, because nobody’s going to make fun of an old man for being ugly, simply because you’re expected to be unattractive by that point.
You’re extremely low-T, so you won’t care about getting bitches or anything anymore, either.
Really, everything is better, other than the fact that you lose your mobility and can't run or jump anymore, but who cares about all that stuff anyways.
The blackpillers say you peak from your late teens to your mid-twenties, the redpillers say you peak in your thirties, and the kingfishpill says you peak in your sixties and seventies.
When you’re an old man, you basically have no standards to meet. You can do whatever you want, dress however you want, act however you want, say whatever you want, you basically have no limits.
Imagine how sick it would be going on rants about how jews control the world to your whole family
At that age, you can stop caring about what people think of you, because nobody’s going to make fun of an old man for being ugly, simply because you’re expected to be unattractive by that point.
You’re extremely low-T, so you won’t care about getting bitches or anything anymore, either.
Really, everything is better, other than the fact that you lose your mobility and can't run or jump anymore, but who cares about all that stuff anyways.
The blackpillers say you peak from your late teens to your mid-twenties, the redpillers say you peak in your thirties, and the kingfishpill says you peak in your sixties and seventies.
