Being an oldcel is hell

[slime]

One moment you are 18 then the next you are 26. Life doesn't get any better. If you aren't slaying while you are young you will never slay. I'm just going to LDAR for the rest of my life while those younger than me fuck hot women.

 

[Aviddegree40571]

One moment you are 18 then the next you are 26. Life doesn't get any better. If you aren't slaying while you are young you will never slay. I'm just going to LDAR for the rest of my life while those younger than me fuck hot women.

0ver for us

 

[Feldspar]

What do you even expect? Bones just grow double their size from 18- mid 20? You already lost at age 0 in womb, it's less about your age ( gl men peak at 24-28 btw) and more about your trash genetics

 

[slime]

What do you even expect? Bones just grow double their size from 18- mid 20? You already lost at age 0 in womb, it's less about your age ( gl men peak at 24-28 btw) and more about your trash genetics

I will ascend when I am 35

 

[Feldspar]

I will ascend when I am 35

Too late

 

[slime]

Too late

I will just fuck 50 years olds, everything will be fine.

 

[itzyaboyJJ]

>oldcel
>26

 

[Feldspar]

I will just fuck 50 years olds, everything will be fine.

Brutal

 

[slime]

>oldcel
>26

When the average age on PSLI forums is 14 yeah I'm an oldcel.

 

[optimisticzoomer]

You need to monkmaxx

 

[Vincent Freeman]

I will ascend when I am 35

you already are 35 slime

 

[slime]

You need to monkmaxx

I did in 2024. I was heavily into religion but it made me go crazy. I would run away for days at a time. One time I tried to run away into the forest and I spent a day just walking around a rural town.

 

[optimisticzoomer]

I spent a day just walking around a rural town.

That sounds based af
And I don't mean actually following a religion

 

[sub5outsider]

when i was 18 i thought i will stay young forever nowadays nothing makes me happy or sad some days im just mad some days im not i just exist

 

[Gonthar]

I did in 2024. I was heavily into religion but it made me go crazy. I would run away for days at a time. One time I tried to run away into the forest and I spent a day just walking around a rural town.

 

[New Poster]

Lol, you're just ugly. If you can't fuck 18 year olds -- fuck, if you can't get literal jb -- as a 26 year old, it's not your age. It's your face.

 

[Snicket]

One moment you are 18 then the next you are 26. Life doesn't get any better. If you aren't slaying while you are young you will never slay. I'm just going to LDAR for the rest of my life while those younger than me fuck hot women.

You're talking like 26 is an old man!

 

[Magnus Ironblood]

Agepill is undefeated.

It is literally the worst pill of all