Being jewish > being white

[dasani water]

1. you are born with financial wisdom as you develop in the womb
2. you are frugal by nature
3. normies think youre white anyways
4. you get freebies and connections just because your last name ends with stein or berg
5. you get to have your own country
6. your people own most industries
7. you get to have a bar mitzvah
8. youll make more money than every other race
9. larger sized nose means more oxygen

 

[Deleted member 2205]

lol

 

[Deleted member 5143]

Yahoods will rot in the deepest pit in jahannam,

 

[didntreadlol]

insane thread son

 

[Deleted member 5187]

Yeah gonna find Israeli girl and make her queen to my kingdom
Then I'm unstoppable by all

 

[ChaddeusPeuterschmit]

You forget getting your cock sucked by a Rabbi when you get circumcised

 

[SHARK]

 

[Golang]

1. you are born with financial wisdom as you develop in the womb
2. you are frugal by nature
3. normies think youre white anyways
4. you get freebies and connections just because your last name ends with stein or berg
5. you get to have your own country
6. your people own most industries
7. you get to have a bar mitzvah
8. youll make more money than every other race
9. larger sized nose means more oxygen

10. God's chosen people

 

[Incoming]

Yahoods will rot in the deepest pit in jahannam,

based

 

[Deleted member 4209]

must be nice to actually have a community.

 

[TURBO]

11. Your nose is considered a deadly weapon

 

[BigBiceps]

10. God's chosen people

God surely would let his chosen people get first enslaved by the egyptians, then let them wonder in the desert for 40 years when they could just walk the distance from giza pyramids to jerusalem in 6 days. God surely would also make sure his chosen people are killed by the millions by germans and chased away from every country they ever inhabit.

 

[disillusioned]

Have fun after the muslims turn on you. Well everybody actually.

 

[Gengar]

9. larger sized nose means more oxygen

i have this and im not jewish!

 

[JMax]

1. you are born with financial wisdom as you develop in the womb

 

[turkproducer]

i wish i was ashkenazi jewish northern greek tribe caucasian

 

[Lifelet]

Cope. Jews are white.

 

[Maxillacel]

tales from the shekel shack

 

[ElliotRodgerJr]

Most of what you listed only apply to Ashkenazim though.